Tuesday, November 28, 2006

For My Perverted Readers

Lindsay Lohan was caught purchasing gold handcuffs yesterday. This shit could have easily been kept in a bag. Firecrotch loves the attention.

Bitch needs to get over herself, stat. Nobody (except for you and I) gives a shit bout her purchasing handcuffs. Or maybe even we don't?!

And does anyone know if anyone else is still saying 'firecrotch'?!

*sigh*


LINKAGE
Hilary Duff has fixed her horse teeth - Evil Beet
No one likes Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's gold digging ex - Seriously? OMG? WTF?
Cameron Diaz talks marriage on the Ellen Degeneres Show - Monica Monroe
Is Kirsten Dunst preggers with Orlando Bloom's baby? Will good genes cancel out bad? - Celebitchy
Flavor of Love season 2 DVD review - Celebrity Smack
Britney Spears crotch shots - Ninja Dude
Paris Hilton's mom doesn't know how to dress - Celebrity Puke
Akon says he's comfortable with polygamy - Into Gossip
$40,000 can buy you Michael Jackson's glove - Juicy News
Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter heat up Vegas
James Blunt is in love

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