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Not so hot? I think so too. Only wear skimpy lingerie, or get outta Maxim.



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DAILY LINKAGE
Former American Idol contestant says he's gay
Sara Evan's ex says Sara had an affair. Gotta love the drama.
George Michael, "Pot keeps me sane."
The Gorillaz release new shit
Stephen King's, "The Mist" coming to the big screen
David Arquette reveals his feelings for Courtney Cox on his myspace. Hey, why not?
Video of Kevin Federline on Jay Leno. Federsperm knows how to dance, that's bout it.
Omarosa's boob job
Shanna Moakler says she has a crush

Nobody Likes Paula Abdul

$26,000 - this crazy bitch was begging for rejection.

Singer Paula Abdul's foray into the world of eBay has ended without success - after an auction to win a day with the American Idol judge received no bids.

Fox TV executives had hoped for a bidding war over the VIP package, which included two first-class tickets to Los Angeles, a $2,225 shopping spree, and a backstage meeting with the star.

The auction was intended to raise money for multiple sclerosis charities, but the $26,000 asking price proved such a deterrent that the listing was removed from the site after four days.

An eBay spokesperson says, "This sort of charity auction usually makes a mint. It's kind of sad that nobody wanted to bid on Paula."

I wouldn't spend a quarter on her annoying, drunk, illiterate ass! What kind of psychedelic drugs is she on? DAMN. Her shit must be workin' overtime. Voices in her head are telling her she's worth at least $26,000?! Bitch,... NOT so much - literally. Opening bid should start at 3 pesos.


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Baby Shiloh's In The House

Here's some recent pics of Shiloh and Angelina Jolie in India. Shiloh's a cutie, even if I can only see one cheek.

Kate Hudson In A Bikini

I've already posted pics of Kate Hudson and her massive tits. Now I have shots of her dirty ass too. So men: Do you prefer huge tits?Or an ass?

Is Kirsten Dunst Hot Now?

Here's a shot of Kiki leaving the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Dare I say she looks good? I'm startled.

Beyonce's Dreamgirls

Opens Christmas Day.The trailer's already here. Check it out.

Quote Me Of The Day: Courtney Love

"Drugs make you an asshole."

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LMAO at The Game

Look at his ass! Rapper, the Game, was on "Change Of Heart." TMZ dug up footage of his episode which aired in 2000!

Is The Game a cry baby with nothing to offer in the sex department? That's what one of his ex-girlfriends seems to think.

TMZ found an old episode of the popular dating show "Change of Heart" from 2000, where the platinum selling rapper, unknown at the time, takes one of the worst beatings of his life from a former lover ... keep in mind he's been shot several times since.

The Game, then 21 years old, claims he called up the show to test the strength of his love for then-girlfriend Sadita. What ensued was 30 minutes of pure humiliation.

I just watched the video. It's 2 minutes and 20 seconds, not too long. Sadita says the Game: "smothers me," "is too sensitive," "cries like a baby," and is a "scrub."

The Game looked adorable at 21. You know this bitch regrets all this shit. She still tries to hit him up for money so she can get her hair did.

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Brody Jenner Opens Up About Lauren Conrad

People finally reports:

Brody Jenner and The Hills star Lauren "L.C." Conrad are "seeing each other," Jenner tells People.

Brody said, "I don't know what you consider dating, but we're seeing each other, we're having a great time with it.

She's an amazing girl. That's all there is to say. She's fun to be around. She's sweet. She's kind. There's nothing bad to say about her."

In other words, Lauren fucks well, real well, and she gives oral even better.

Break Brody off something for more than a minute for me bitch. I'd actually like to meet this slut. Fucking your enemy's ex? Bitch deserves a crown.

This Just In: Grey's Anatomy's T.R. Knight Is Gay

Grey's Anatomy's T.R. Knight is gay, he has confirmed exclusively to People.

"I guess there have been a few questions about my sexuality, and I'd like to quiet any unnecessary rumors that may be out there," Knight tells PEOPLE in a statement. "While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I'm gay isn't the most interesting part of me."

Knight, 33, plays the unassuming Dr. George O'Malley on the hit ABC drama. A Minneapolis native, he began his career in that city's famed Guthrie Theater.

He has also appeared on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

Another man I wanted to boink bites the dust. You gays are getting luckier and luckier. I'm happy that more and more celebs are feeling comfortable about coming out. You'll have to excuse me now. I need to go get some kleenex.

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Surprise, Surprise: Bones Can't Handle Sex For More Than A Minute

Bitch is into quickies:

Just days before Nicole Richie's split with Brody Jenner a lady shrieked when she opened the restroom door at swanky Beverly Hills eatery, Kate Mantilini and discovered the emaciated “Simple Life” star and “Princes of Malibu” hunk Brody – who were definitely NOT rehearsing for a new reality TV show together – wrapped tighter than snakes and lip-locked closerthanthis!

Red-faced, the lady closed the door, then clocked a good five minutes before the heavy-breathers exited.

When the pent-up lady finally got in and concluded business, she found evidence of Nicole and “Prince” Brody’s hot struggle – his wallet on the floor – but gritted her teeth and dropped it on their table as she exited.

Back in the spring, Nicole was forced to deny that she had a bathroom quickie with Jason Mewes of “Jay and Silent Bob” fame after his pal, director Kevin Smith, let the news slip during a speech at a school. He said that Nicole “made a man” of Mewes in less than a minute in a bathroom stall.

Homophobe Busta Rhymes also claims to have given it to Nicole “real quick.”

Brody Jenner's goods were put to waste. When you got Brody, you better last for more than a minute. At like 84 pounds, I'm surprised Bones can go at it at all. Nothing makes ya smile like a story bout an emaciated whore burning calories in bathroom stalls. Go Bones. Go. Now eat something bitch.

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DAILY LINKAGE

CNN gives details on NFL stadium bomb threat
Jeffrey wins Project Runway
Anna Nicole's son will be buried today
Nicky Hilton poses with nude models (NOT safe for work)
Catharine Zeta Jones is mad at her hubby
Johnny Depp reunites with Burton for musical
Megan Mulally does project runway
Matthew McConaughey, "Lance Armstrong and I are not lovers."
Sofia Coppola is pregnant with a daughter

In Case You Didn't Know, Spiderman Knocked Up His Bitch

And they had an A-list shower last Saturday.

Tobey Maguire's fiance Jennifer Meyer hosted a star-studded baby shower at Meyer's family's Malibu mansion last weekend.

About fifty guests, including Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson and Demi Moore gathered on the Meyers' estate.

"It was a very mellow afternoon," said one of the guests. "It was a totally easy, breezy, chill shower. No shower games. No present opening. Just hanging out." Dad-to-be Tobey Maguire popped in about 30 minutes before the end of the party to say hello.

Tobey stepped in for 30 minutes? What a diva. Guess he won't be changing any dirty diapers. Good luck though to the happy couple.


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Sara Evans,That's Why Your Man Cheated

Sara Evans dropped out of Dancing with the Stars because of her personal problems. She has filed for divorce after discovering her husband was cheating.

At last years premiere of, "Walk the Line," when Sara Evans was asked what her reaction would be if she ever caught her husband cheating. Evans responded, "You know, I'd kill him -- but that's never going to happen, I have a great guy."

Evans recently filed divorce papers accusing her husband of having an affair with the couple's nanny.

Evans also claims Schelske had photos of himself having sex with other women and had at least 100 nude photos of himself in a state of arousal.

I guess Sara just didn't learn any history on cheating, divorce rates, monogamy, men and the likely hood of being cheated on. Why should she? It's "never going to happen" to her. Lmao at this over confident delusional bitch.


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Cameron Diaz At Justin Timberlake's Fashion Show Tuesday

I like pugs.

I've Always Defended Jessica Simpson, But This Bitch Is Stupid

I give up. Read what she said and you'll see why I came up with the conclusion that the bitch is dumb as a rock. I still think Jessica's I'm-cute-because-I'm-blonde-and-dumb theme may be a gimmick, but she needs to shut the eff up.

Jessica Simpson has pinpointed the moment she knew she wanted to leave Nick Lachey as when she went to Africa on behalf of Operation Smile on their anniversary.

"I went there on our three-year wedding anniversary," Simpson says. "He stayed home. On that day, everything became so clear. I was in hospitals with all these sick kids, and I was looking at the beauty of this whole different world.

"I just knew I needed to find something more in my life - on my own. I prayed, then looked up at the sky, and I'd never seen this before - it was a double rainbow. It was the most gorgeous thing ever. From that moment on, I've listened to Judy Garland's Somewhere Over the Rainbow every single day."

Bless Jessica's heart. She thinks she's deep.

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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Need To Get Over Themselves

Vanessa Minnillo and her beau Nick Lachey have been going strong for months now, but they still refuse to take pictures together.

The couple arrived together for the launch of social networking site YF at the Grand (the old Au Bar), but the MTV star "ran to a different entrance with a baseball cap on and refused pictures," we're told.

Lachey happily posed alone and met up with Minnillo inside where he chatted up partiers while she refused to talk to anyone but her man.

They're still gonna break up. Might as well smile for the camera together. Shit.

Seriously, after Nick's Newlyweds fiasco with Jess, I would do the same thing. Hope it works or doesn't work out for ya buddy.


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Vince Vaughn Gets The NY Post To Apologize

In today's "For The Record" item in the NY Post, Richard Johnson apologizes for saying Vince Vaughn cheated on Jennifer Aniston:

Jennifer Aniston went on "Oprah" to tell the world she and Vince Vaughn are still together. We apologize to Vaughn for reporting on Oct. 11 that the "The Wedding Crashers" star had been photographed "making out" with a "mystery blonde" at a party in London.

The item, first reported in the London Sun, was incorrect. We're advised Vaughn was merely greeting a friend at the event and not kissing her "passionately." Any suggestion that the actor was being unfaithful to Aniston is totally false.

From what we understand, the New York Post received a well-versed letter from the offices of Hollywood power firm Lavely & Singer, which reps Vaughinston's interests.

After several conversations between News Corp.'s legal team and editor Col Allan, a decision was handed down to Johnson: Apologize for the original item, or the Vaughn will very likely make good on his threats to sue.

(Britain's Daily Mail and The Sun remain on the list of remaining targets.)

Can you imagine being all rich and powerful like this? People piss you off, so you say: Bow down bitch, kiss my ass, lick my balls, apologize, or I'm going to sue you asshole?!!

You scare people, get them to cower and print apologies for the world to see. How good must that feel. Awwwwww...


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Quote Me Of The Day: Dustin Diamond (screech from saved by the bell)

On his sex tape:

"Let’s just say, if I were a small man, it would be worse. I can try to make a fortune."

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Katharine McPhee Makes Out With Her Nasty Boyfriend

Katharine McPhee was publicly sucking face with her 41-year-old boyfriend, Nick Costas recently.I am not buying Katharine's album just because of this. Since this bitch has such bad taste in men, I don't trust her music.

Can you believe this whore turned down John Mayer for this fug? Doesn't she know Nick's balls are gonna sag soon, if they haven't started already? He's already going bald. His hairline is receeding. Ya, Ashton's with an older bitch, but Demi never looked this bad! Good lord.

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DAILY LINKAGE
Delishis dishes on her new relationship with Flava Flav - bitch is crazy!
Whitney Houston officially files for divorce from Bobby
Justin Timberlake announces arena tour dates
Jennifer Aniston buying $15 million home
Paul McCartney's ex is saying Paul abused her
Pamela Anderson is trying to get knocked up
Panic at the Disco hates Emo stereotype
Jessica Simpson embarassed herself in front of Johnny Depp

Tons Of New Victoria Beckham Pics

Enjoy.


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Nelly Wishes He Could Have Beyonce

Here's Nelly and Ashanti Friday at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas.
Despite the 12 pounds of weave, she does look good in her green dress. The "just friends" Nelly and Ashanti were celebrating Ashanti's 26th bday.

He supposedly gave his lucky, ditsy bitch a lap dance. Wonder if he looked all happy to be there during the dance like he does in that pic?

The New Guy Mary Kate Olsen Is Banging

Mary-Kate Olsen is now banging Uma Thurman’s cousin Max Snow, 21.

For a month, Olsen, 20, has been dating the England native, who lives in NYC and counts rock royalty offspring Jade Jagger and Theodora Richards as pals.

“They are pretty serious,” a pal of Snow tells Us of the new couple, whose highbrow dates have so far included a Paris getaway, art exhibits and listening to music in his Upper West Side pad (where she crashes when in town).

“Mary-Kate loves that Max is so knowledgeable in so many different areas.”

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Can You Believe One Of My Friends Watched Justin Last Night?

Yes, she was here!!!

Justin Timberlake steps out with a new undertaking – launching his own clothing line, William Rast, with BFF Trace Ayala (left) at L.A.'s Social Hollywood on Tuesday.

Timberlake's runway show was one of the hottest tickets at Los Angeles Fashion Week, which kicked off on Sunday.

I still have to get the low down on what happened. Jealous. =(

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Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody: Still Together

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody last Thursday.There's been SO many breakup rumors about these two recently. Looks like they're still together. Everyone wants them to stay together because they're "the cutest couple."

What a shitty reason to want two people to continue humping each other... actually, it's the only reason why I want them to stay together too?!

Halle Berry Goes Shopping With Her Boyfriend

What happened to this bitch's career?

Halle Berry and her model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry make a push – for groceries – near the actress's West Hollywood home on Monday.

Who gives a fuck? When's the next Monster's Ball coming out? A ho can learn a thing or two from them kinda love scenes.


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Justin Timberlake Is Lookin' Hot

Here's a promo shot for the MTV Europe music awards taking place Nov.2nd, Justin Timberlake is hosting.
I was never into JT. I thought he was all hype. Didn't think he was too cute. Maybe his curly hair threw me off? Now, Justin Timberlake is one fine specimen of a gorgeous man I would love to boink. This is why the world hates Cameron Diaz.

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Quote Me Of The Day: Jack Osbourne

"Everything is a f**king drama. Everybody over-emotes. When it's sunny everyone gets hysterical, as if forest fires and droughts are going to start any minute. When it rains people start panicking and wanting to start building the Ark before people start looting.

"I sometimes wish Americans would learn a bit from the British about how to be emotionally repressed."

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Monique Wants A Kiss

Any takers?
I think I'll pass.

I Used To Want To Bang Him

Can you guess who this is? Hint, his show had the word, "years" in it...
Yes, it's Fred Savage from the Wonder Years. Lookin' tore up from the waist up.

As I said, I "used to" want to bang him. Times a changin' just like they say in the Wonder Years song. Or do they say that? Anyway, Fred was changing his baby's diaper in a parking lot with his wife. Wonder what his baby looks like?...

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Ashlee Simpson and Fergie Holding Hands

Ashlee Simpson and Fergie Ferg met up in London last night to avoid food at Mr. Chow's restaurant.

You know these sluts don't eat.
What's with celebs holding hands? How many of us hold hands with our female friends when we cross the street or leave a restaurant?

And Fergie's hat isn't low enough. We can still see plenty of fug. Dumb meth bitch needs to lose the tie. Even Avril doesn't rock that tired look no more.

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DAILY LINKAGE
Nicky Hilton and Entourage's Kevin Connolly split after 2 years
Diddy says he's "not ready" for marriage (I hate pimps).
Rapper, Fabolous is shot and arrested in NY
Ethan Hawke lost 50 pounds after divorcing Uma Thurman - DAMN!
Gnarls Barkley to tour with Chili Peppers
Gwyneth Paltrow tries to get her whole fam on her diet
Attention whore/bitch announces she fucked George Clooney (at a George Clooney tribute).
Baby Madonna wants to adopt lands in London
Dancing with the Stars bitch, Sara Evans' divorce drama
Wesley Snipes charged with $12 million in tax fraud

Ally McBeal Is Back

Calista Flockhart is back!!

The drama with the former "Ally McBeal" star was picked up for the full season by ABC, the network said Monday, citing its strong performance with the advertiser-favored young adult audience.

"Brothers & Sisters" is the second-highest rated new series among viewers 18 to 49.

I love Calista. Despite the fact that she's a waif, she's a good actress. Brothers and Sisters is a good show too. =)

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Quote Me of the Day: Lindsay Lohan

"I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then."

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Adam Levine Is The Male Version Of Paris Hilton

Yes, Maroon 5's frontman, rocker, Adam Levine, is notorious for being a huge whore, man slut, serial dater, serial dumper. Latest bitch Adam's about to dump? Jessica Biel.

First he was linked to Jessica Simpson. Now Jessica Biel is fast becoming his main squeeze, an insider tells LifeandStylemag.com.

The couple began seeing each other recently, starting when the multiplatinum “This Love” crooner invited Jessica over to his place for a private home-cooked meal. Whatever he prepared for her, it was a hit. “She was so impressed by him,” says the insider.

But don’t expect Adam and Jessica to be hitting the red carpet together any time soon. Jessica wants to take things slow, given Adam’s well-deserved rep as a player (he’s been linked to Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kirsten Dunst and Maria Sharapova, to name just a few).

“She’s very conscious of his reputation as a male slut, so to some extent she’s playing hard to get,” says an insider. “But she’s also made it clear she’s interested and ready to see more of him.”

Dating Adam is a change of pace for Jessica, says the first insider. “Jessica likes to be the dominant, more high-profile personality in any relationship. She gets asked out by a lot of famous guys and almost always turns them down.”

Jessica Biel seems cool. So down to earth, one of the best asses out there - no, no, no.

I've been to tons of Maroon concerts and if I said I didn't see any groupie action, hear any groupie stories, or witness people picking out pretty bitches from the crowd for Adam to boink or get serviced by, I would be lying. Run for the hills bitch, run for the hills!!

* That being said, I would still bang Adam in a heartbeat. Where's he at?

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Ryan Seacrest Dating Sheryl Crow?

GROSS!!!

Ryan Seacrest and Sheryl Crow were seen having a “private, romantic” dinner together at II Sole in LA in late September. Where is the witness that says, “They were cuddling and holding hands, they were so into each other?”

Anyway….a pal of Ryan’s told In Touch, “Ryan would love to have a girlfriend. He’s always been attracted to Sheryl.” Word is Crow’s recent romance with a Hollywood producer has fizzled and “she’s free to date whoever she wants.”

Reps for both would not comment.

The reason why I say, 'gross' is because Ryan is a high maintence, self-absorbed female. He dumped Teri Hatcher like after their 2nd date because the papparazzi were following him and he got freaked out.

He's a short, selfish, pathetic asshole. Doesn't he know, when you're famous, the papparazzi take pics of you? This talentless metrosexual should keep spending his time in the salon and avoid dating all together.

Hope Sheryl knows he's gonna dump her ass too. Ryan's a huge commitment phobe.

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Kevin Federline Got The Smackdown On WWE

I watched the footage, and it wasn't that entertaining, but I love these pics of Federsperm being picked up and thrown down like the ghetto lil punk he is.



I'll link the video so you can peep it out too.

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Ben Affleck: So Cute

Ben Affleck is the cutest daddy right now.
Ben actually spends time with his daughter, Violet. Note to K-Fed: Fatherhood can be fun. You can stay away from the weed, booze, and bitches, and actually have fun with at least one of your 4 kids sometime. Give it a try.


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Celebrities Just Don't Know How To Kiss

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker
Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling
I'll have to excuse Eva because she's mentally challenged, but I'd expect more from Leo. At least it looks like Rachel McAdams gets it right. After all her steamy scenes with her real-life boyfriend, Ryan Gosling, from The Notebook, I'd say she was a lesbian if she didn't learn shit from making that film.

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DAILY LINKAGE:
Someone hacked myspace! You can now read comments on private myspace pages.
Vince Vaughn, "I've never cheated on Jen
Kevin Federline will be on WWE smackdown
Project Runway picks a winner
George Clooney sends Depp fan mail
4 members of Danity Kane involved in car crash
Jack Osbourne can't stand Aaron Carter
James Blunt is back on the market

Britney Spears' First Public Outing Since The Birth Of Her Second SPF Baby

Britney Spears looked happy and pretty slender last weekend, weeks after giving birth to her second baby, Sutton Pierce Federline.
Ms. Spears looks great! I'm ready for her comeback. She can't sing, but I'll shake my ass to a Britney hit in a hot minute.

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Lindsay Lohan And Keira Knightley Will Play Lesbian Lovers On Screen!

Now if this ain't hawt, then I don't know what is.

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley will act together in The Best Time of Our Lives. The film revolves around an incident involving Welsh poet, Dylan Thomas, and his wife in which one of her childhood friends and her husband opened fire on their house.

Keira will play the childhood friend and Blohan will play the wife of Thomas.

The film will revolve around the events leading up to the shooting. Keira and Lohan will have a lesbian relationship in the movie.

Lindsay said, "It's a beautiful and amazing movie - a piece [that] takes place at the time of World War II. I have a child in the movie."

"[Keira] is older than me, but she kind of has a mysterious relationship with my lover. And then there's somewhat of a lesbian undertone."

Okay, I don't want an undertone. The sex scenes better be hot like the L Word or I'm gonna walk out and demand a refund.

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New York's Message On Myspace

Last night super bitch New York was dumped by Flav in the season finale of Flavor of Love 2. She retaliated by cussing him out then mooning him. High class.

New York (who claims she's 24), sent out a message from her myspace. Here ya go.

Dear Friends,

I realize many of you tuned in for the final episode last night and I can't help but feel so blessed to have your unconditional love and support. I can proudly say that NY fans are among the most intelligent, diverse, top-notch group of people out there. NY fan's have an understanding of how reality TV works and know what's going to happen next, even before it is aired.

Please remember that the taping of the final episode was 5 months ago, just like in Flavor of Love 1. I did have a little trip, but that was very short lived. For those of you who know my character, I am very calculating with my career and recover quite quickly from life's mishaps.

Since Flavor of Love, I have moved on to even "bigger and better things". I am very excited about the secret projects that I have been working on these past months and I hope you guys will be there with me for the ride!

There are a lot of "under the table" secrets when it comes to reality TV. That is just the nature of the industry and it should be taken for entertainment purposes only.

We all know reality can be distorted, especially where a lot of money is involved. There are so many secrets about this industry I wish I could reveal, however, I am still bound by contract to keep my mouth shut.

One thing is for sure. The love and support from my fans is more important to me than winning a reality TV show. I would rather be in my position right now than both the winners from Flavor of Love 1 & 2.

Making quick dollars through club promoting and hosting parties in not really my thing. I am more interested in the long haul and it is my intention to be around for a very long time.

There is a saying in life that goes "sometimes the winner isn't the one that walks away with the crown." This quote is very fitting for me, as you will all see in the coming months.

Love Always,

~TIFFANY AKA NY

My main issue with New York is that I don't know whether I should love her or hate her. She's honestly a head case, she just hasn't been certified yet. Where's her nearest shrink? Should I feel sorry for her, or just point and laugh?

WTF Happened To Fred Durst?

Why is he lookin' 50 all of a sudden?!


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Brandon Davis Running Out Of Cash?

Is this rich bitch getting some karma?

OILY heir Brandon Davis appears to be running out of reserves. Though he made fun of Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan, scoffing that she "only" had $7 million,

the grandson of supposed billionaire Marvin Davis bounced a $10,000 check he gave to "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis, and he's also said to owe record producer Scott Storch and The Palm casino owner George Maloof.

Other clues the Davis clan isn't as liquid as was believed: Brandon's aunt, Patty Davis Raynes, is suing the family for more inheritance;

his grandmother, Barbara, sold the family's estate in Beverly Hills for close to $42 million; and sources say Nancy Davis (Brandon's mom) is quietly selling her Bel Air home for around $15 million.

Before Brandon told Page Six, "[Bleep] you," and hung up, he explained that his check had bounced because he was switching banks and that he'd paid Francis back in cash (which Francis denies).

The check, a copy of which was obtained by Page Six, states it was refused for "insufficient funds." The family still has enough money for a spokesman, who told us,

"There is no truth to these rumors." But he wouldn't comment on specific allegations.

You know this wealthy asshole still has access to hundreds of millions. But it's still a wonderful story, isn't it? That being said, with all that cash, he should fix his face. I just dunno what he should work on first.

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Hilary Duff Is Scared

Hilary Duff hires protection from her stalkers.

Hilary's getting serious about safety, calling in security experts to protect her Toluca Lake home in the San Fernando Valley are of LA.This security company van was in front of Hilary's house Friday with workers installing cameras and wiring throughout the compound.

She has been stalked by two different men over the past six weeks and she's worried for her safety. A 19 year-old Russian guy and his 50 year-old roomie have turned up at Hil's boyfriend Joel's Good Charlotte concerts and they've been to Hilary's mom's house.

Hilary has filed for a restraining order against the men; there's a hearing set for November 15.

Looks like Hilary's got an army of security guards too. If it keeps the crazy away, I'm all for it.


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I May Have To Lose Respect For Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett has signed a deal to make her first record. "Scarlett Sings Tom Waits" is being recorded now and through the winter, with a possible release next spring from Rhino Records' recently reactivated Atco label.

Oh wait! Apparently the bitch can sing. =)

Fear not, though. Unlike some other recent pop tarts, Scarlett can actually sing; she is no Paris Hilton.

Also her choice of material is a tad more sophisticated. She's making a whole album of songs by Tom Waits, one of the premier singer-songwriters in the business.

Let's just hope the whole thing won't get "lost in translation." But my spies say that Scarlett has a lovely, whispery delivery that carries a tune nicely and is suited to Waits' unusual lyrics.

Okay, if the whore can sing, I'm cool with it. Check out her pics in the Italian issue of Vanity Fair.


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Quote Me Of The Day: Steve-O

"I wanna fuck Paris Hilton, except I think she's gonna know I'll tell everyone when I do."

How Do You Prefer Your Kiki Dunst?

Here's Kirsten Dunst at a recent Marie Antoinette premiere. Ya, another premiere. This film is major, she's gotta span the globe a few times.

Do you prefer Kiki with a grin?


Or hiding her yellow snaggle tooth?

Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend

Patricia Arquette: If ya got it, flaunt it.
No one wanted to see how much she's workin' wit, but at least her balloon tits takes some attention off her face and plaid dress.

Here's some shots of Matthew McConaughey joggin' without his boxers.Looks like he's got lots of coils and not enuf hose. Narsty.

And Parisite has a new boyfriend (victim), a model named James Neate.
Apparently she looked very proud to have him on her arm and held his hand a whole lot Thursday night. If all these men don't mind getting infected, why should I? Because after their relations with Parisite, they go back to other women and infect them. STD's are dangerous. The government needs to regulate Parisite's crotch. That's for damn sure.

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