The Melinda Doolittle Story, An American Idol Conspiracy Theory

An in-depth special report! Haha.

It's good Melinda got the axe last night. I hate to say it, but the ho is more than likely NOT going to be successful! Call me a hater if you wanna, I'm sure you may have before. But more than anything else, I'd like to be proven wrong. I'd like to see Melinda sell at least 3 million records and show us all how it's done, but she's not hawt.

It's not like I'm superficial, cough; but if you go back and track the history of American Idol, only the hot or the cute ones sell the records. Case in point:

Season1 winner: Kelly Clarkson - first album was minorly successful, movie with Justin Guarini flopped, only gained success when she dropped the pounds, changed her sound, then dyed her hair blonde.

Season 2 winner: Ruben Studdard - he was just too big and voters aren't buyers. American Idol viewers favor very commercial pop music, not soulful r&b.

Season 3 winner: Fantasia Barrino - homegirl is not cute therefore she did not sell records! Had to turn to Oprah to place her on Broadway.

Season 4 winner: Carrie Underwood - I love that she's country. Yes, she can sing but my point is, that's only worth 50% (or more) as far as influencing sales. Carrie's real pretty and she's selling like crazy, picking up awards left and right.

Season 5 winner: Taylor Hicks - no one cares about his stage presence. He's been having trouble selling concert tickets and his album flopped. People voted for him as a joke. I like that he doesn't dye his hair and he's not ugly but he's definitely not hot either, therefore, he doesn't sell.

Season 6's loser: Melinda Doolittle - if Melinda won, just like Fantasia she wouldn't sell. The entire season she looked like a 65-year-old woman on her way back from church. Why the eff does she look so old and stalky? Bad genes! She has the pipes, but only time will tell if America will put their superficial preferences to the side and start paying attention to the voice.

In no particular order, most successful runners-up:

Chris Daughtry - was very serious about his career, came out with rock music. He did everything right and he's probably really happy he didn't win. By the way, he's also easy on the eyes.

Clay Aiken - his records are multiplatinum. He's got the gays and dedicated Claymates. His personality is awesome, but he's not fugly either.

Katharine McPhee - she's gorgeous. Dunno how far her singing career will go, but she could definitely go into modeling and acting, it's about the looks.

Jennifer Hudson - is doing good cuz she cleaned up, dropped a ton of weight and branched out from music into the acting scene. NOW people are paying attention to her voice because she won an Oscar! However, if she didn't get casted in Dreamgirls and didn't lose weight, the public would be saying she needs to work on her fitness and no one would be giving her or her music the time of day.

Kellie Pickler - had to get breast implants to gain some attention. And as she said, once she confirms or denies it, no one will give a shit. Bitch is smart!!

Not so successful runner-up:

Diana DeGarmo - her album flopped. She's cute, but not sexy.

Marilyn Manson talks about having sex with Evan Rachel Wood in his video

I'm no Marilyn Manson fan but I'm really disgusted by his behavior. He was totally fucking Evan in his video. It's pretty obvious. Marilyn's interview:

On whether or not he was having real sex during his "Heart Shaped Glasses" video:

Let’s say there were some conservative people involved (with the video) that got a little upset about things that were taking place, and there’s been rumors back and forth, but I will not confirm or deny them. It does look real.”

I don't care how conservative you are, if you're on a video set you wouldn't become "upset" over simulated sex. In fact, you'd see just how fake it was and you'd probably get bored. He's so disgusting! Marilyn's really intelligent but he's such a headcase, he loses all credibility.

On Evan Rachel Wood's paycheck:

I did insist that Evan be paid the most that any actress has ever been paid in music-video history to be in this, even though she wouldn’t have asked for it. There’s no one else that could’ve been in it, because it was inspired by her.”

At least Marilyn pays Evan well for being his bitch. "Heart Shapped Glasses" is soft core porn. And what valid reason would he be able to give as a justification for why Evan should be paid more than any other actress in music-video history? I really don't like this Evan whore but I can't wait til she dumps Marilyn. He'll deserve it. Once her infatuation wears off, she's really going to regret making that trashy video.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Kissing

These pics came out yesterday. Ooooohhhhh! JT did say he likes junk in the trunk. If that's the case, they may get hitched.

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Jessica Biel's Hot Vanity Fair pictures

Jessica Biel is comin' up! She's really worked hard to establish a career for herself outside of 7th Heaven. Jess also stays out of the tabs and doesn't use rehab for good PR, ya gotta respect her for that. Hot pics.

Joe Simpson "loves" John Mayer

People magazine caught up with Papa Joe Tuesday at Entertainment Weekly's upfront party in NYC. When asked about Jess and John Mayer, papa says he's into it.Joe said:

"If Jessica is in love, I love the things she is in love with."
Translation: Everyone knows Jessica loves her boobs, they're her "favorite accessory." Since she loves 'em, I love 'em too. But when I say 'I love the things she is in love with,' I'm only talkin' about boobs here! I never loved Nick Lachey. I called him a loser on KIIS fm while Joy A was driving to work and she was laughing her ass off at my interview... okay, back to the rest of my quotes.

"I want her to be happy. I'm always a fan of his. I love him; he's got great music."
Translation: Nick's music sucks!

"I think the beautiful thing is that [he and Jessica] don't do the same thing. He's a legend already. There is no competition. He's a guitarist; that's his thing. Jessica is a singer. She doesn't play guitar, so there's no competition."
Translation: Nick really sucks! He wasn't talented enuf for my daughter and he didn't deserve her jugs. I want John to teach me how to play the guitar. And if he wants to continue bangin' my daughter, he has to. Just look at all the nice things I'm saying about him? I wanna come out with my own record next year.

Porn Star Dustin Diamond's Celebrity Fit Club Video - Sgt. Harvey Screams at Dustin!

Remember how Dustin was talking mad shit on the other contestants, reminding us all that he's so successful? Well, his time has come. Screech set off Sgt. Harvey and he... well, he... watch how Sgt. Harvey reacts. NSFW!!

I'm torn. Dustin made fun of everyone else before but Harvey - WOW!!!!!!!!!!! If Harvey had a gun, I think he would have busted a cap in Dustin's gut and butt. Why? Because it rhymes. Either way, anger management dropouts make for good tv.

Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry" Video

Jessica Alba GQ Magazine Pictures

Lindsay Lohan Voted #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 List

Maxim Magazine has listed Lindsay Lohan as their #1 in their Maxim Hot 100 list. Breaking news - hot celebs like Sienna Miller, Rihanna, Jessica Simpson and others are flashing their vaginas and snorting pounds of coke to hopefully top next year's Maxim Hot 100 list.

"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."

Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being "obsessed" with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.

Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.

Jessica Alba at #2? SERIOUSLY? Her ass alone should get the #1 spot.

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Sanjaya Malakar's Jubal Ball Drags 2007 Video It's Raining Men

Eve's DUI Arrest, The Rapper Opens Up

Rapper/actress Eve has spoken out about her recent drunk-driving arrest, dismissing the incident as "one of those things".

The 28-year-old was formally charged with driving under the influence (DUI) earlier this month, after crashing her gold Maserati into Hollywood Boulevard's central reservation. She was arrested on the scene and later released from custody after posting $30,000 bail.

She tells MTV, "Things happen and this is the nature of the business I'm in.

I just feel blessed and happy that all the good things completely outweigh anything negative in my life."

Eve is due in court on May 17 to face the DUI charge and two other related offences.

What is this 'It's the nature of the business I'm in' B.S.? DUIs do not happen because your a rapper, actress, singer, celebutard, etc... She should be saying she's happy she's alive and didn't kill anyone, or herself. Now excuse me while I finish my bottle of vodka and drive thru downtown for a little while.

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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Together In The UK

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel are taking their relationship out to the public in the UK. I'm liking these two together... At least at the time I'm writing this. :)

The SexyBack singer has invited stunning actress Jessica Biel to join him on the UK leg of his tour, and they spent the weekend together in Manchester where he was staying in a suite at the Lowry Hotel.

Their low-key date included a trip to Old Trafford football stadium, where they watched Manchester United lose to London's West Ham.

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Kellie Pickler Breast Implants

Quote Me Of The Day:

The former American Idol contestant was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning giving updates. Kellie on whether or not she got breast implants:

Right now me and the girls, we are pretty much getting a lot of attention. I like to keep it a mystery. Let the mystery live on because as soon as I say yes or no then no one is going to care anymore."

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Marilyn Manson Sex With Evan Rachel Wood "Heart Shaped Glasses" Video

This is the story that has bloggers blogging today. Some are debating whether or not Marilyn did have sex on camera. The general consesus is 'yep'! Radar magazine reports:

According to a source close to the production crew, Manson and Wood elected not to fake their intercourse. The logistics of the shoot ensured the crew members had an intimate view of the proceedings:

The video was originally intended to be shot in 3-D, meaning the couple's writhings had to be shot from several different angles simultaneously. And just to be sure they got it right, Manson and Wood got it on three times for the cameras.

Our source had no doubts either about what took place, or about why Manson, who cultivates an air of calculated outrageousness, would be anxious to deny it: "The Christian parents will be sharpening their steak knives for him."

I think Marilyn did have sex during "Heart Shaped Glasses" because he loves to be outrageous and controversial. However, his girlfriend Evan is pretty much half his age and that's not great, but I'm outraged the most over the fact that he's going through a divorce right now and he decides to put this shit out. Have a lil respect, Marilyn. My Gawd!
I consider my entire site NSFW and so is this video.

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Sanjaya Malakar's Message About I Love New York 2

But he's like 17. Chill, I can wait.

I'm in love with Sanjaya cuz he has a great personality and he's adorable. I love that he's overcoming his shyness in his quest to remain famous. No matter what Sanjaya does, I think he'll be successful at it; and when we're not hearing his name, I'm sure he's gonna be collaborating with others in ventures the press is unaware of. Go Sanjaya!

As you know, the entertaining American Idol contestant is trying to compete on I Love New York 2. He's apparently in second place. To vote all ya gotta do is click.

Sanjaya's message:

Thank you all for you tremendous support! You took a regular young guy from Seattle, Washington, and turned him into the next big supastar!!! I am truly indebted to all of you, Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

I’ve been getting offers left and right, but when I saw the opportunity to get jiggy with New York, I saw a way to even top my pony-hawk!! Sanjaya and New York…who woulda thunkit??

Vote me in and I promise, you ain’t seen NOTHING yet!!

your favorite controversial superstar,
Sanjaya

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Lily Allen Blog About Being Fat And Ugly

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse

that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I'm a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .

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Paris Hilton's Get Well Card, Poster For Her Dad

Parisite Hilton's Dad was admitted to the hospital for a non-life threatening operation, so Paris decided to make a poster and put on a sad look in order to ensure the paps get close-ups of her deep sorrow.

I wonder whose idea this was and who actually made the poster. I give her props for not holding this upside down or making eye contact while she's publicly "grieving."

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Paris Hilton Sucks Delivered Via Candy Spelling's Letter To Paris Hilton

Tori Spelling's mom Candy Spelling wrote a letter to Paris Hilton and released it to tmz. Some think Parisite's affairs are none of Candy's business or that she's just attempting to get some press, but I love what she has to say! Works for me.

Dear Paris,

As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage. (Apparently, I'm not alone, based on the responses every word about you creates on TMZ.com and elsewhere.)

Paris, I'm very worried about you. The last week has not only been an obvious roller-coaster for you emotionally, but your strategy went from blaming employees and stating silly excuses like, "I don't read," to your new lawyer's tactic to have you sound mature and take some responsibility.

In between, the paparazzi continue to follow you shopping and taking self-defense classes (to protect yourself in jail?), and some over-zealous friends staged embarrassing protests (three people?), and wasted taxpayer funds with a petition to pardon you.

People who are rich and famous are not treated like "regular" people, even though you claim to now be just like everyone else. In most situations, your privileged life works to your benefit.

You have opportunities, access and resources like few others; and frankly, you can get away with more bad behavior and excuses than most people could even imagine.

However, as the real possibility of jail approaches -- whether it's 21 days or 45 or whatever the latest report is -- it's time to get real.

It's time to find "a Paris" somewhere between "heiress" and a character on "The Simple Life." I know she's there, and I know she can be a good citizen and maturely face consequences other people would have to face under the same circumstances.

I am sorry you have been sentenced to jail. I can't think of too much that would be worse. But since you let this happen, use the next couple of weeks preparing not only by publicly learning to fight (not a good message to fellow inmates), but by looking around, realizing that you are not as truly entitled as your money implies. You are a young woman who can add more to her community than establishing new definitions for infamy.

Best,

Candy Spelling

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