The Rob and Big Mini Horse

Rob & Big have lived up to expectations for their 2nd season opener with the mini-horse. That poor horse was as freaked out about its new surroundings and Rob & Big were especially when they brought it home in the back seat of their SUV. Everyone seemed to look a little disturbed with a mini-horse in the house. Meaty even checked out it's naughty spot.

It didn't take long to figure out the horse isn't a domesticated in-house animal. Once you have a mini-horse piss a gallon, and shit 2 lbs on your carpet, I'm sure you realize the cute little bastard needs his own outdoor home.They tore down the skate ramp and pimped out the horse with a stall replicated to the looks of Rob's crib.

Of course Rob being the skater he is, felt mini-horse would be great to pull him on his board up the road, cowboy hat and all. Never under estimate the speed of a mini horse cause that bitch took off quick!

I hope mini-horse shows up in a couple more episodes cause he may be a pain in the ass but he's still cute as poo. Next week looks entertaining when Rob & Big go snow tubing.

If you missed this weeks episode you can still check it out on MTV's website.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Engaged

It's true folks. The biggest train wreck couple in MTV reality TV history, Heidi & Spencer from 'The Hills' are officially engaged. Start placing bets everyone. I don't think they'll even make it to the altar. Heidi will have a breakdown about the color scheme of the wedding not matching her eyes and hair.

Pratt, 23, popped the question to Montag, 20, Tuesday night at the Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara, says a source who adds: "She said 'yes.' She's over the moon!"

The Hills stars, whose controversial courtship was chronicled last season on the hit MTV reality series, have been dating for just eight months.

Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with his bended-knee proposal, according to a source.

Maybe instead of the ring, he should have purchased a gift card to the plastic surgeon instead. She could use a little filing down on the chin, otherwise he's waking up to Jay Leno in drag every morning.

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Purchase The Borat Book?

Borat is releasing a book! I'm just hoping there's chapters on "Why a horse is ranked higher than a woman" and 'There's always time to talk about sex with your incest wife at dinner".

The ever eloquent ambassador from Kazakhstan has a book, with two titles, coming out this fall: "Borat: Touristic Guidings To Minor Nation of U.S. and A." and "Borat: Touristic Guidings To Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."

"There is one and only Borat and we are honored to have him join our pantheon of international writers," Suzanne Herz, publisher of Flying Dolphin Press, an imprint of Random House, Inc.'s Doubleday Broadway Publishing Group, said in a statement Wednesday.

According to Flying Dolphin Press, "one half will be a guide to America for Kazakhs and the other half ... a guide to Kazakhstan for Westerners." It will feature Borat's timeless wisdom, plus illustrations and photographs.

Could a Borat book be nearly as good as his movie? I personally think not.... Unless he has illustrations of him tea-bagging people. I'm a big fan of Sacha Baron Cohen and all of his Da Ali G Show characters, but I think he might have jumped the gun with the Borat book. Reading this article, I almost wonder if this Suzanne chick realized Borat is just a fictional character?

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Orlando Bloom's Women and Hollywood

Quote Me Of The Day:

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I grew up predominantly with my mother and my sister, so I'm comfortable in the presence of women. I have a lot of female friends, and I can't step outside with any of them without being linked to them in some form or another. It's sort of annoying but what can you do?... It's sad to me that the celebrity culture has taken over in such a way that it overshadows a lot of what this industry is - or should be - about. It feels like it's all about celebrity and fame and less about talent and ability."

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Sheryl Crow and her Adopted Son Wyatt Pictures

Sheryl told USA Today:

"The day he came home, I felt like the whole house had changed. The house felt fuller. You just feel like nesting and making sure he's acclimated to the world. It is all so fascinating... My mom would hand him to me and say, 'Here's your mommy.' It was really poignant (and very startling) to hear my mom call me Mommy. It took me a while to get used to it."

"I love the idea of adopting. I always thought I had an immense amount of love to give. Waking up in the middle of the night and seeing him next to me and realizing, 'Oh, he's still here! How fantastic! It's not a dream.'"

Timbaland "Throw It On Me" Video Featuring The Hives

I really like this song! I love The Hives. Their energy is craziness!

Nicole Richie Checks Into Rehab Again?

According to media reports, Nicole Richie has reportedly checked into a rehab treatment center for eating disorders and substance abuse. The Simple Life star checked into the Beau Monde Treatment Center in Corona Del Mar, California on May 11th, reportedly weighing 83 pounds.

The National Enquirer and Star magazine are jointly reporting that Nicole re-entered rehab at Beau Monde on May 11 to fight anorexia and a painkiller addiction, on an outpatient basis, and that she did so "in tears," lamenting the fact that she's "lost control of her life." What's more, report the tabs' sources, she went back in just a few days ago, on the 19th.

We all know Bones checked out of rehab before so she could go shopping. I don't take this bitch seriously. Publicity stunt. Rehab's the new Oprah appearance and Bones knows it. Maybe she'll stay in longer this time. We don't mind, Nicole! Stay in as long as you'd like and put on at least 5 pounds while you're at it.

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Paul McCartney's Dance Tonight Video featuring Natalie Portman

John Mayer at The Cellar Video of John Mayer's Standup Comedy

I thought this was pretty funny.

I can only imagine all the shit people were saying on YouTube, comments have been disabled! I think John was funny enuf. He's a musician. Cut the hottie some slack, folks! He always has me laughing my ass off during his TV interviews and his reality show that came on VH1 a few years back had me in stitches.

With time John could become really good at standup but he's better at rocking out on the guitar. Either way, hitting the stage to do tell some jokes while knowing it's gonna hit Youtube is pretty damn courageous.

Mischa Barton Smoking Picture

Ho needs some work!

Mischa Barton likes to light up and keep all that shit to herself. Mischa arrived in town for the Cannes Film Festival and she wasted no time getting wasted, no pun intended. Seriously, that wasn't worthy of a pun. Anywho, I wonder what gig she's going to have next? If she gets one. I didn't watch it, but I miss the OC?!

Suri Cruise Pictures

I've always called Suri Cruise the alien baby because her Dad is nutty, and she did look a lil special pretty much all of the time, but it looks like the fugly has disappeared and Suri has grown into her face. She's way too cute for words!

OMG! Can't believe how cute Suri has become. She really looks like Katie.

Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez Pictures

I'm assuming Eva's learning to dance for her wedding to Tony Parker. Shouldn't she be learning with Tony or is she going to do some cheesy dance with Mario Lopez? I think it should be like the dance off in Saved By The Bell. That would be fierce! Why do Eva and Mario look like their practicing with butt-plugs inserted? Either that or they aren't sure how that fart might turn out.

Angelina Jolie's Vacation, Plans To Take One Year Off From Acting

Angelina Jolie says she plans to take a year off from filmmaking to spend more time with her partner, Brad Pitt, and their children.

"We're getting work out of the way at the moment," said the 31-year-old actress, who has been shooting the thriller "Wanted" in Prague, Czech Republic.

After that, she said, "I take two months off, then I work for two months. Then I take a year off."Jolie and Pitt, 43, have four children: 5-year-old Maddox, who was adopted from Cambodia; Pax Thien, 3, from Vietnam; 2-year-old Zahara, from Ethiopia; and daughter Shiloh, who was born to the couple last May 27.

She's always running around the world adopting babies and saving countries, it's about time skinny ho took a break. How could you not want to take a year off just to ride Brad Pitt? He won't be hot for long, jump on while you can!

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Katee Holmes Porn Star Plans to Lose Virginity In Porn Video

A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.

"It's a really cheap shot," a rep for the actress, who's married to Tom Cruise, told Page Six. But Shy Love, an adult film vet insisted: "Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with 'Dawson's Creek.' "

"I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it," the not-that-innocent Katee said.

Holmes' camp is weighing her possible recourse. A friend of Katie told us, "It's really kind of sleazy, using her name like that."

She should be flattered someone is using her name to make a place for themselves in the porn industry. At least Katie could watch the porn star Katee and see what it's like to have hot sex and not be violated with anal probes.

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Donald Trump Sucks, NBC Fires Donald Trump But He Won't Admit It

Donald Trump, whose low-rated reality show "The Apprentice" was left off the new prime-time schedule unveiled this week by NBC, says the network can't fire him -- he quits.

The real estate mogul issued a statement Friday saying he has informed the U.S. television network he is "moving on from 'The Apprentice' to a major new TV venture," though he declined to elaborate.

There was no immediate comment from NBC.

Boo Hoo Donald. Your butt-pucker face shouldn't even be on TV... That's why your ratings sucked. How can such a fug face co-own the broadcasts of Miss USA and Miss Universe anyway?

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Paula Abdul's Broken Nose

Supposedly Paula Abdul broke her nose after tripping over her chihuahua over the weekend. She was probably fumbling around looking for the last of her Oxycontin prescription. Either that or she was out of pills and tripped over her dog to get a refill.

Abdul suffered a broken nose over the weekend after tripping in an effort to avoid her chihuahua, Tulip.

Reached for comment today, Abdul's spokesman, David Brokaw, told Usmagazine.com his client is in good spirits after her fall last Saturday.

"As we speak, she's in a car on her way to press tour for the finale of Idol," he explained, adding that the only treatment the Idol judge received was a quick check-up from her doctor.

Hell, maybe Paula got a nose job and is using her dog as an excuse for the bandage? You just can't trust those celebs these days.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Cannes Film Festival

Lindsay Lohan Sex Is Good According To Calum Best

Calum Best has reportedly described Lindsay Lohan as “dynamite” in bed, and their sex sessions leave their hotel room looking like a whirlwind has passed through.

According to The People, Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: “He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”

The source went on to say: “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.

“Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

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Paris Hilton's Prison Diary Book

Paris Hilton is to pen a prison diary — and hopes it will make her millions.

The heiress, 26, plans to sell the blow-by-blow account after she serves her 23-day sentence for driving while banned.

A source said: “There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals. She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.”

Paris must report to Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles by June 5 after dropping an appeal.

The only way Paris could pay her debt to society would be to stop infecting the male population or jump off a tall building to find out what happens.

I knew the whore was gonna find some way to capitalize on her "victim" status. Too bad you know an editor is going to eliminate most of Paris' narcissistic superficial entries. But this book is gonna be a good read! If this is true, I will post excerpts as they're leaked.

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Rihanna Good Girl Gone Bad CD Picture

Album drops June 5th.

Britney Spears Diva Tantrum

Britney Spears was reportedly on a LAX flight to Miami when she discovered that her plane was not equipped with leather seats for her and her entourage.The tantrum began when Brit refused to sit in her assigned seat. She then decided that she wasn't going to fly commercial, jumping off the plane and delaying it for over an hour!

A witness said, "The plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up. She said, 'I don't want to fly on this plane - it hasn't got leather seats.'"

I don't know about you, but this shit has got to be true! "It hasn't got leather seats" is how our favorite hick be keepin' it country. If only the train wreck could look fierce, her diva behavior would make more sense. Brit doesn't even look like she wears clean underwear, so why should she care if her stanky ass gets sweaty in leather or cotton?

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Keira Knightley's Chanel Pictures

Emaciated- visible-ribs-with-protruding-clavicle bitches don't impress me.

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Joe Francis' Letter To Candy Spelling

Dear Candy:

I don't know you, I have never met you and I don't know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let's say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.

I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it's sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.

Candy, you don't know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.

Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys....) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.

I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.

Sincerely,

Joe Francis

Obviously, JoJo was fired up. He placed a lot of emphasis on her cats. Candy got off easy. He should have mentioned that she's an attention whore and unlike her letter to Paris, she's not trying to help him, she simply wanted to say that "no one" feels sorry for him.

I'm glad Joe was able to send a reply. Candy may have been surprised, thinking he was silenced because he was behind bars. She's a tragic case. I don't have to support Joe's ventures to be able to respect his feelings as a human being. Candy's so random and I'm still trying to figure out why she would try to humiliate Joe in the first place?!!

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Candy Spelling's Joe Francis Letter

Dear Joe,

As the headlines about you changed -- to scream "imprisoned" and "U.S. marshals" instead of "filmmaker" and "entrepreneur," you respond by crying, wailing and seeing yourself as a victim. Bad move. Today's headlines call you a "crybaby."

You blew it, Joe. Instead of jumping from party to party, you're being shuffled from one prison to another. And no one feels sorry for you. The flatterers and entourages have moved on. They have short attention spans. They're hanging on to someone else and will take advantage of the new "temp celebrity" as long as it lasts.

The only redeeming factor is reading that you have been calling home every day from prison. When things are looking bleak, it sounds like you've found that you can get some perspective from the reliable people at home. Maybe you're realizing these are the only people who really care about you.

Your world has changed, and you're the poster boy for what can happen when boys go wild. Your every move and every emotion are still being reported, but not the way you want. It's time for some dignity. At least it might prevent you from being forever defined as a crybaby.

Sincerely,

Candy Spelling

I've never been a fan of Candy Spelling because she had Tori written out of Aaron Spelling's will and then the poor bitch had to throw a yard sale while she was preggers to earn some dough! Clearly, Candy is not a kind woman.

A lot of people may have commended Candy for her thought-provoking and well written letter to Paris Hilton. Consequently, her head started to swell and she suddenly became a Pulitzer Prize columnist, thirsty for more. So the bitch writes Joe Francis a letter and sends it to TMZ knowing everyone will read it.

I thought Candy's letter to Paris was awesome, but I still didn't admire her character. Now I REALLY can't stand Candy. Joe is going through so much right now. Yeah, he has a soft-core porn series but the man is a genius. It's not easy being an entrepreneur. Candy mocks him because reports (RUMORS) have been surfacing that he's been crying every day in jail?! That's so sexist!

If Joe was a female I doubt she would have told him not to cry. Men should be able to cry just like women are able to. Both sexes experience the same emotions, why should one sex cry while the other holds their pain inside? This is ridiculous. I'm disgusted with Candy. It's so insensitive for her to mock Joe for crying of all things! Ugh!

Gwyneth Paltrow's Son Moses Pictures

Gwyneth is always shielding his face, but looks like the paps caught her off guard.

Moses sure is cute! I dunno who he looks like. I think he's a mix of Gwyneth and Coldplay's Chris Martin. I really hope her kids scored some good creative genes. An actress and a musician for parents? Now that's a good mix!

Kelly Clarkson's Tour Diet

I work out when I want to work out; I don't work out when I don't want to work out. After a long day and I'm tired, yeah, a cookie helps. It makes me feel good. It's soul food! There's a reason why it's called that. I drop, like, 15 pounds when I'm on tour."

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Mischa Barton Nipple Slip

“Mischa Barton made a bit of a boob when she stepped out for a night of partying in London, last night.
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The English born, former OC star, was looking the picture of glamour as she emerged from her limo for an evening at The Berkeley Hotel, in Knightsbridge.

However, she was soon left red-faced as her delicate lace halter-neck top failed the 21-year-old.

Judging by these snaps, it looks like the old nemesis of nipple-taping was to blame, as her top gaped open exposing her left breast to all.”

These nip slips are weird. It's sad. Embarrassing. But how come I've never had a nip slip?! I feel cheated.

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Jessica Alba Topless Picture and Quote

Since this picture is NSFW, I'll quote her before I post the pic that I found so you have the option of scrolling down now or later. Jessica opens up in the new issue of GQ.

I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness. I try not to make the headlines. I'm self-conscious about this. I don't have my breasts under my chin, I'm not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs."

The crazy thing about all this new appreciation for Jessica Alba is that she's always been hot. I really love that she's not a stick thin blonde and many people are taking note, appreciating beauty from all shades. I can't say all sizes, but Beyonce was voted #1 by askmen.com, Halle Berry has been considered hawt for years, J.Lo has been a sex symbol forever... and it feels like a new trend is goin' down.

Jessica does do a good job at resisting the party scene and not turning into a drunken whore whenever she does go out; but I think the attention is starting to get to her head. But I don't know her personally and either way, who could blame her? Like she says, get past her hotness already! Geez.

I had to post that pic of Jessica because I've never seen it before and it slightly contradicts her quote.