Paris Hilton crying pictures , the heiress on her way to court

LMAO!!!!!

Okay, okay, I'm not evil. I'm not a mean-spirited person. I'm nice or at least that sounds good. I just find it hilarious when some people cry because the contortion of their faces looks so effing ugly. It's what Oprah refers to as "the ugly cry" and Parisite Hilton was doing just that on her way to court today. Hahahaha.

Kanye West's birthday party pictures - Rihanna, Mariah Carey, Jermaine Dupri, Jay-Z, The Neptunes, Travis Barker, Common and more

Kanye had his 30th birthday party at Louis Vuitton in NYC last night and I guess you could say a few celebs showed up.Rihanna
Mariah Carey
Kanye and his fiancee Alexis
P. Diddy, Jay-Z and Jermaine Dupri
Lily Allen
Travis Barker
John LegendPete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, Rihanna
Usher and Tameka Foster
John Legend, Jamie Lynn Sigler and Cassie
The Neptunes and Common

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Lindsay Lohan In Rehab, Texting and Planning 21st Birthday Party

Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has allegedly asked pals to smuggle sleeping pills into her rehab centre, it has been claimed.

But Lindsay is not taking her rehab seriously, the National Enquirer magazine claims.

"Lindsay managed to keep her Blackberry and is texting her friends - begging them for sleeping pills," an insider told the Enquirer.

"She's just playing at getting sober. She was supposed to share quarters, but she insisted on having her own private room," the pal added.

"And while group therapy is a huge part of substance-abuse recovery. Lindsay went only once and then refused to return. Lindsay's number one priority is her birthday bash - and she's not planning a sober party."

Take this nonsense for what it's worth. Tab writers are so uncreative. Lindsay's turning 21, of course she's planning her birthday party. Shocker! I don't believe this shit about her keeping her Blackberry. The tabs know she has one, so of course they're going to say she's texting.

I'm giving this train wreck a fair chance. I'll make fun of Linds after she gets out of rehab but not while she's still in there having sex with counselors and snorting lines on the toilet.

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Kelly Clarkson's Revealing Elle Magazine Pictures and Interview

"I know people probably think I've been heartbroken, because of the stuff I've sung and written. But I have never said the words 'I love you' to anyone in a romantic relationship. Ever."

"I am very old-school, conservative in my thinking when it comes to relationships. Love is something you work at. It doesn't come easily. There are going to be bad days. You are going to have to work at loving someone when they are being an idiot. People think they're just going to meet the perfect guy." She laughs. "Don't be ridiculous."

She is a normal dress size. She smiles. She doesn't smoke, because it's "gross." She is "definitely not slutty." She drinks, "like, maybe twice a year."

"She is the most popular pop vocalist in the country," echoes Clay Aiken, a friend and former touring partner. "And to be that girl and not mind being photographed with your hair messed up—that is something. Can you name any other singer who would dare do that? I mean, please."

"I'm fine with it," Clarkson says of the many unflattering paparazzi photos. "I just don't care. I don't wear makeup in public. I don't worry about what I'm wearing. Hell, I wore pajamas to high school."

"It is weird when a 12-year-old tells me I am their favorite artist," she muses. "I'm always like, It's just because you're young and you haven't heard everybody yet. In time, I'll be weeded out. And that's cool. I know I'm a good singer, but I know who I am, too.""I tend to be early. I'm not patient. I have no tolerance for stupidity. I work too much. All my conversations revolve around my job. So I'm boring."

In person, the Texas-born-and-reared Clarkson has a cartoonishly sexy body. She is short, 5'4", with a flat stomach and a tiny waist that flares into a high, bee-stung bottom."I have no boobs," she says, laughing. Nor does she want any. "I go in and out," she explains pointing to her middle, then her hips. "Greek," she shrugs. Her personal style is casual. "I never try on clothes. I am all about sneakers and T-shirts."

"I've sold more than 15 million records worldwide, and still nobody listens to what I have to say. Because I'm 25 and a woman."Clive Davis, who is said to have offered Clarkson $10 million to ditch five of her songs for more radio-friendly picks of his choosing. Clarkson declined.

"I am a good singer, so I can't possibly be a good writer. Women can't possibly be good at two things. I haven't lost my temper about it. It only drives me more. If your thing is to bring me down, cool. I'll just work harder."
A short list of things Clarkson doesn't want:
A clothing line.
A fragrance with her name on the bottle.
A television show.
A movie role.
A toy dog in a leather jacket.

"I could give a crap about being a star," Clarkson says. "I've always just wanted to sing and write."

On American Idol's give back show:

"My label wanted me to sing 'Never Again,'" she says. "And I was like, To promote yourself on a charity event is beyond crass. People are starving and dying and I'm up there singing some bitter pop song? And believe me, everyone wanted me to sing it. Because they are jaded and they have no soul. Imagine sitting in a room full of people totally against you. Can't they hear themselves speaking? Capitalize on AIDS? Are you kidding? Insulting an entire nation of people? I just refused."

"If I were to make Breakaway II, I would have failed myself," Clarkson says. "I don't mind sucking, as long as it is my decision. I have literally been told one of the reasons this record took so long to come together is because I am a girl. This is 2007! We aren't in the '50s anymore. Wake up and smell the Folgers."

"Making this album was really hard," she says, removing the dress and settling into a chair in a white bathrobe. "I remember having this horrible day, and a friend sent me this link to a website with all my private information on it—my phone numbers, my addresses, my bank card numbers. I read it and I was in this tiny little bathroom in this rented house and I was sobbing. It felt like I had nothing for me. I bawled. I felt naked.""I'm not keen on marriage. I don't let many people in. Men come and go. Friends are what I care about." If she did want a guy, she'd pick a funny charmer. "I can't stand pretty boys. The guys I date are the just-rolled-out-of-bed, scruffy type. Baseball cap, flannel shirt. Like Luke on Gilmore Girls."

"Kelly is the type who will wait until the right guy, and when she finds him it will happen really fast," Ashley says. "I can see her getting married, even if she can't."

When the press preamble is finished and she finally hits the red carpet to the accompaniment of a thousand blinking flashes, she will not just hear her name called, like every other celebrity. She will be cheered. Because loving Kelly Clarkson is easy. Even if she won't say it back.

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Fantasia's Fashion Sense

Fantasia Barrino, who picked up a Theater World Award the other day for her debut in "The Color Purple," admits there was a time not long ago when her fashion sense was way out of whack.

After thanking God and producer Scott Sanders - in that order, reports The Post's Barbara Hoffman - the 22-year-old "American Idol" beauty recalled how, for her first rehearsal as impoverished, beaten-down Celie, she showed up with "long fingernails and pumps." A cast member told her gently to lose the pumps, and she did. The rest is history.

Wait, wait, wait... WOW!!! What the eff was this? - the 22-year-old "American Idol" beauty?- She's stunning from the ankle down.


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Paris Hilton May Be Ordered To Go Back To Jail!

Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest Thursday, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars.

Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning.

"What transpired here is outrageous," county Supervisor Don Knabe told The Associated Press, adding that he received more than 400 angry e-mails and hundreds more phone calls from around the country.

Hilton's return home gives the impression of "celebrity justice being handed out," he said.

Sauer himself had expressed his unhappiness with Hilton's release before Delgadillo asked him to return her to court. When he sentenced Hilton to jail last month, he ruled specifically that she could not serve her sentence at home under electronic monitoring.

Let me tell you sumthin' about this motherfuckin' bitch Paris Hilton. Excuse my French, but I'm annoyed.

First, the privileged attention whore shows up at the MTV Awards claiming she wants "to prove I can do this." Yeah, cuz she's just so honest and concerned about being treated fairly.

I knew the skank was going to get out early, I just thought it would be around 5 days, not 3. But they gave her 5 days credit because she checked in shortly BEFORE midnight and checked out shortly AFTER midnight, so they counted a few hours as 48 hours total.

Then, the infested slut gets released because she's "depressed" in jail. It's not a spa, bitch. You're not supposed to have fun. Welcome to reality!

Now, if Paris is ordered to return to prison she's going to seriously be a punchline for the rest of her entire life. She's made it hard for herself. Spoiled brats really just don't know how to adjust.

I can't wait to see Paris' runway walk on her way into court tomorrow morning. I will keep you posted, best believe.

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Isaiah Washington Fired From Grey's Anatomy - Fan Reaction? Or No One Cares?

Isaiah Washington has been fired from the ABC hit "Grey's Anatomy."

Washington's rep, Howard Bragman, confirmed that "Grey's" creator Shonda Rhimes called Isaiah today and told him he would not be invited back to the show next season.

TV Guide's Michael Ausiello, who first broke the story, reports that the decision was due only in part to Washington's on-set troubles, and was a result of a "pattern of problematic behavior."

As for how he feels about his termination, Washington issued the following statement: "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore."

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore."- Sounds like Isaiah's learned how to keep his mouth shut when he's upset. Now that's growth!

Shonda should have fired Isaiah earlier. If she wanted him to finish out the season, she could have fired him shortly after the season finale aired. Isaiah tried to right his wrong and he went to rehab for his anger, but Shonda cracked under pressure.

I don't feel like there's any reason to rejoice or shed tears. Dr. Burke was an ass and one-dimensional, watching him and Christina together was painful. They were like the worst couple ever!

Isaiah Washington should be the least of Grey's Anatomy's problems. Fans have been disappointed with how Meredith has gone through the ringer this season and the show has been getting pretty stupido.

Isaiah needs to play a gay prostitute for his next role if he wants people to get over this. And he's gotta be a power bottom too.

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Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton's Harper's Bazaar Pictures

I can't stand these bitches but I must admit, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie look really good in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar.

The photographer did a great job!! And I love that these hos are shopping, it's very true to life. Even more true to life is the pic of Bones in the back of a cop car. :)

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Avril Lavigne When You're Gone Video

Katharine McPhee's Vegas Magazine Pictures

Katherine Heigl's Still Not Happy About Her Grey's Anatomy Contract

Katherine Heigl and ABC are "still not seeing eye-to-eye" on Heigl's "Grey's Anatomy" deal, sources say. And Heigl's sudden box-office success in the movie "Knocked Up" has thrown a monkey wrench into the months-long stalemate - snarling an already tangled situation. What remains to be seen is whether Heigl can use her sudden "Knocked Up" clout to force ABC's hand into giving her the raise she's been demanding.

"She doesn't have a lot of leverage right now," says one talent agent familiar with the type of long-term deal Heigl signed with ABC.

"The movie doesn't do anything to help her. A big opening doesn't mean [the box-office] will sustain itself.

"It depends on who you are - if you're a good citizen, [a network] will try to help you out."

Maybe she will get more money considering the info on T.R. getting a bump up in his cash flow. She needs to go ahead and stick out her contract. She also needs to remember she hadn't been heard of much before Grey's Anatomy came on. As far as I can remember, it had been years since she had even a remotely decent role in a movie.

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Lindsay Lohan's Mom Dina Lohan Lied About Her Past, Dina Wasn't A Rockette

Since Lindsay is in Rehab there's more time to do more digging on her whacked out mother Dina Lohan. She was supposedly a Rockette back in the day, but after a little investigating new reports are singing a different tune. She's a lying tramp!

"An exhaustive search found no record of Dina Lohan, or Donata Sullivan (her maiden name), ever being a Rockette. Execs at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were said to be indignant anyone would claim to be a Rockette who wasn't.

"It's like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don't. It's a big deal to be a Rockette."

Dina just come out and admit you're a washed up ho living on your child's fame. She's like a pageant mother who goes around telling all the judges she was Miss. Green Bean in 1981 hoping it will further her toothless kid in the competition. She probably did all of her 'Rockette' talk before she thought Lindsay would become as big of a star as she is. Well, she's more of a train wreck, but that seems to make you a star these days too.

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Paris Hilton Spreads For Body Cavity Prison Search

Paris Hilton DID have to undergo a cavity search as part of the booking process at the jail.

The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required to undergo the customary 'bend over and cough' search for contraband upon checking in to jail. Not true! Paris was forced to endure the "search." Humiliation at its finest!

No word on if they found anything during the exploration.

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T.R. Knight's $125,000 New Grey's Anatomy Contract

T.R. Knight, a.k.a. the lovable George O’Malley, is expected to return as a series regular, Entertainment Weekly reports.

According to one insider close to the negotiation, T.R. Knight has agreed to a new contract that will boost his per-episode salary to roughly $125,000 and give him a small piece of the show profits (pay hikes and profit points were also granted to many of Knight’s co-stars, including Patrick Dempsey, Ellen Pompeo, and Sandra Oh).

Still up in the air, however, is the fate of Washington, whose character, Preston Burke, appeared to flee Seattle in the finale.

That said, the same insider hints that Isaiah Washington will be back as a series regular (although possibly without the same boost in pay).

“A cliffhanger is meant to keep the audience in anticipation and intrigue until fall,” demurred an inside source at ABC Television Studios, which produces Grey’s Anatomy for ABC.

I think it's shitty that ABC was trying to eff with fans and create a "cliffhanger" but I forgive them. Georgy will be back! Holla.

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Gisele Bundchen Says No One Is A Virgin

"Today no one is a virgin when they get married ... show me someone who's a virgin!"

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Angelina Jolie's Esquire Picture and Interview

On her feelings about fame:

"I have no animosity toward Hollywood or the demands of the red carpet, all that silliness, that's my job, and I'm happy to have it. But when I die, do I want to be remembered as an actress? No.

I recently did an op-ed column published in a newspaper. And at the end, it didn't say I was an actress. It said that I was a UN goodwill ambassador - that's all. And I was really proud...

I entered this business before I had focus and purpose in my life. I was very unhappy, very unhealthy, and when I sat down for an interview, I didn't know why. I felt like I didn't have anything to share. It was a very empty time."

Of her home life with partner Brad Pitt and their four children:

"We don't go to parties. We hardly ever leave the house. We try to schedule some time when we're alone... Some people have their lives together and then they have their children. Brad and I are starting with the children and are planning to have our time together in our later years."

Plastic Surgery Ho, Kim Kardashian's Butt Implants

Kim Kardashian's ass is not real! It's too round. Plus, this slut has basically had her entire face re-structured via plastic surgery. I've seen her before and after pics.

I could never go the butt implant route. I'd be too afraid my shit would bust right open when I fall down on my ass while in a drunken stupor.

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Mary-Kate Olsen You Magazine Pictures

Mary-Kate Olsen is hot. My favorite goth bag lady albino is featured in You magazine lookin' pretty decent.

Katharine McPhee's Movie The Last Caller

American Idol loser Katharine McPhee has signed on to star in "The Last Caller" some indie dark romantic comedy.

Kat will play a self-obsessed woman in search of love, hope, meaning and blah, blah, blah. Shooting begins this fall in New York.

Katharine said:

"This is the first thing that I read that I really wanted to do. I'm up for a couple of big studio projects, but they weren't starring roles. I wanted to start off doing something a little different. It's something that a lot of people wouldn't expect me doing."

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Diva Vanessa Minnillo Is A Bitch

Looks like those pics of Vanessa and Lindsay may cause a backlash to her career. The cutesy image went right out the window faster than Lindsay can snort a line. It's not just the knife pics that may get her in trouble either. Seems Ms. V is a total bitch to deal with.

Last week, she co-hosted the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City with Mario López without incident. But the beauty is gaining a bad rep in the TV industry for her diva-like behavior at work and hard partying outside the studio.

When producers flew her to Los Angeles to cover the Grammys, "she was extremely high maintenance," said one source. "She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn't want to work.

"Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them," said the source. "She wouldn't conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job."

A rep for Minnillo denied any "diva behavior" and told Page Six, "She chose to leave 'ET' because her contract ended. This is the first I've heard about any bad behavior."

Let's get something straight... She's Vanessa Minnillo not Barbara Walters. She was on MTV and ET, and she thinks she can be a diva? Being on ET or a TRL MTV host is like the used car salesman of Celebrities. Bitch needs to get her priorities straight and Nick Lachey needs to get her penis out of his butt!


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Debbie Matenopoulos Doesn't Like Lindsay Lohan

She needs to be worried about her daughter right now, not being on TV.I'm sorry to say that, but it's true. Lindsay is not the only one in this situation that needs to be held accountable - her parents need to be held accountable, [and] everyone that lets her into the clubs, too. I'm sorry, but that's bullshit."

Damn it's nice to hear someone tell it like it is for once. Dina wants to try and get her time in the light while Lindsay's locked up in rehab. Wonder if she'll do another exclusive interview with Entertainment Tonight or Access Hollywood about Lindsay's stay in rehab. Attention whore. Dina better think about getting those horse teeth filed down and maybe get an upper lip before she throws her ass on TV.


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Brooke Hogan In Miami Pictures

Paris Hilton's Night In Jail

Paris Hilton was doing well after spending her first night of her probation sentence in solitary confinement at a Los Angeles County jail, her lawyer said Monday.

"She's using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in my opinion, to change the attitudes that exist about her among many people," attorney Richard A. Hutton told reporters after visiting Hilton.

"If she was an ordinary citizen she would have been placed in the general population. ... She'd be living in a dorm with 30, 40, 50 other women and the time would pass pretty quick," Hutton said. "She is really being punished because of her celebrity."

Paris is thinking of how she can make the world a better place? I think getting her tubes tied would be a good start. Eliminating a couple of Mini Paris' from the world makes me feel safer already.

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Angelina Jolie is adopting a boy from Prague

Angelina Jolie is working on adding another kid to her United colors of Jolie-Pitt collection.

The Hollywood star, in Prague to film her latest movie Wanted, has been paying regular visits to a Catholic orphanage in the centre of the city.Her partner Brad Pitt flew from Montreal, Canada, to Prague to meet the child at the weekend.

A source said: “Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend their family again.

“Her maternal instincts are in overdrive and she felt a bond with the kid straight away.

“She called Brad and said she had found a child who would fit in perfectly with the other kids.

“If everything goes smoothly, Angelina will have an Eastern European son to add to her brood.”

The couple have now flown to New York for a three-week break while Czech authorities complete the adoption paperwork.

I'm a lil skeptical since she just got Pax a short time ago. It's like she goes to these adoption places like she's looking for a new puppy or kitten at a pet store. They may all be cute but that doesn't mean you should take 'em all home.

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Eva Longoria Vogue Pictures

Eva Longoria's Vogue photo shoot
Eva is so cocky she probably thinks she looks like a banger with her messy hairdo mullet and gopher teeth look goin' on. Her hairstlye elongates her skinny face and bitch is looking wrinkled. I like this look on her.

Jordin Sparks Is Fat? Meme Roth's National Action Against Obesity Controversy and Death Threats

Some ho named MeMe Roth of the National Action Against Obesity has been receiving death threats after appearing on Fox TV where she claimed that Jordin Sparks is the vision of “unhealth”.

She says her view was sensationalized but she stands by her claims that Jordin really needs to lose weight:

“When I look at Jordin I see diabetes, I see heart disease, I see high cholesterol,” Roth said. “That’s what’s so sad about this — she is not the vision of health — she is the vision of ‘unhealth.’”

Roth further tells the Scoop she admires the 17-year-old singer’s talent and “effervescent personality” but adds that “her extra weight is a reflection of today’s society and a culture where many of our children have compromised health due to unhealthful food choices and inactivity … We have to stop with the ‘baby fat,’ ‘curvy,’ ‘goddess’ euphemisms and own this child health crisis.”

MeMe is breakin' it down! This is the same shit Bones Richie would say if she was asked whether or not Jordin is fat.

Jordin could lose some weight, but MeMe is being REALLY harsh with her criticisms! And furthermore, this bitch is effing retarded! Jordin just won American Idol, can't she give the bitch a few months to get hooked on meth and start dropping pounds faster than Paris Hilton drops her panties? MeMe's impatient.

Some American Idol alumni know how to slim down e.g. Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood, and Ruben Studdard. She should pick someone else to talk shit about. Why didn't she go after LaKisha Jones or Chris Sligh? She's scared of a beatdown.

I'm not advocating death threats but this eating disorder promoter bitch is stupider than stupid, whatever the eff that means. Hey, maybe I'm stupider than stupid too, but I like to eat me some high-calorie meals and there's nothing wrong with that in moderation. Go Jordin!


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Beyonce Drunk Pictures

Beyonce leaving Paper club in London Saturday night.

I love how B always holds her head down when the paps take some drunken ass pics of her. Her 30 pounds of weave is put to good use.

Jay-Z was outta town prepping for his MTV Movie Awards performance with Rihanna.

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Victoria Beckham's reality show cancelled!

Victoria Beckham has no clue of what she's saved herself from! Posh Spice has pulled out of her reality show deal with NBC! The show was supposed to document her move to the US with her hunky hubby David Beckham and their three children. But Victoria said that family comes first.

According to a source, "the TV series was a great launchpad for her career...but she felt she was being pushed into a corner and David was obviously always going to take priority."

I REALLY didn't like the idea of a Beckhams reality show. I would love to watch David all day but look at what The Newlyweds did to Nick and Jessica? This was one of the smartest moves Victoria could have possibly made.

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MTV Movie Awards Pictures 2007

Jessica Alba

Cameron Diaz

Posh

Rihanna

Paris Hilton

Fergie

Vanessa and Angela Simmons

Lauren Conrad

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

Jessica Biel

Josh Duhamel and Tyrese

Eva Mendes

Mandy Moore and John Krasinski

Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen

Rihanna

Amy Winehouse

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Lindsay Lohan Knives Pictures

The News of the World claims these pics of Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo were taken four months ago at a party. The News of the World isn't saying that's Vanessa Minnillo in the pic, but we all know it is.

Picture of Vanessa wearing the same shirt and bracelets in the pictures above:

The two coke whores in the pics above allegedly had strawberry cocaine then decided to get into some S and M nonsense or sumthin like that with knives.

A source close to Lindsay is scared. "These photos are very worrying. Lindsay is so out of control. She should not be left within a million miles of a knife. The states Lindsay gets herself into she is lucky to be alive."

The "source" in the quote above is mentally challenged. Linds is 20 years old, she wasn't going to slit her throat. Granted she is retarded and destructive, but she was just playing around.

That being said, can you believe Nick Lachey's bitch Vanessa Minnillo?! Who knew she was such a dumb skank?

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Sarah Silverman MTV Awards Video Making Fun Of Paris Hilton

Sacha Baron Cohen's Pregnant Fiancee Isla Fisher's Baby Bump Pictures

Isla Fisher and fiance Sacha Baron Cohen arrive at LAX airport on Thursday after returning from their vacation in Mexico.

Isla and Sacha have yet to confirm reports of Isla's pregnancy but they don't have to say nuthin!

I see a bump and I can't wait for baby Borat to get here.

Gawd, Sacha's so hawt, even when I can barely see his face. You can run Isla, but you've got too much to hide. Congratulations.

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Samantha Ronson Sells Lindsay Lohan Out To The Tabloids

Now this is what being a frenemy is all about!

Lindsay Lohan's friend and alleged occasional lover, DJ Samantha Ronson, has been seeling out Lindsay to the paparazzi.



Samantha allegedly has an agreement with a photo agency to tip them off about LaLo's whereabouts and creating photo-ops.

But that's not all, the cocaine found in Lindsay's car after her crash may have been Samantha's!

While her DJ pal Samantha Ronson, 29, looks like she's there to help her pal through thick and thin, she's really making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted.

While an "out of it" Lohan thought she was just going home after a night out at Teddy's in Hollywood on May 27, Ronson made a side trip to a gas station.

A source tells Celebrity Babylon, "The car was only down a quarter tank, and yet Samantha stopped for gas. She has a side deal with a photo agency and they paid her to make the pit stop!"

If that wasn't shocking enough, sources say that it was Ronson who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay's car. "

There were three of them crammed into the Mercedes sports car and Samantha was the one that had the cocaine with her. Lindsay later questioned her about leaving it in the car for the cops to find and Samantha blew her off."

Ronson, who makes anywhere from $2,000 to $3,000 a night deejaying at clubs and private parties, has accumulated a substantial side income taking her pal in front of paparazzi cameras for money.

Now this story makes all the sense in the world to me! When I first saw the pictures of Lindsay passed out, I wondered why the eff her friend was just staring at her ass and didn't cover her face up. But why cover your friend's face when you're getting paid for the pictures?!

In the picture below, notice Samantha's hand, adjusting Lindsay's hoodies so that the paps get a good view of her face!



I also wondered why coke was found in Lindsay's car. Linds had her crash, she fled the scene and we all do stupid things when we're wasted, but it didn't make sense that coke would be left in the car she deserted. Now we know that the coke was planted there by her loyal BFF Samantha Ronson.

Linds may take the heat for possessing Samantha's drugs, but I hope she finds out how disgusting Samantha is. Then maybe all of Lindsay's troubles may have been worth it so that Samantha won't be able to continue to bring her down. She needs to ditch all her friends just like Brit Brit did!

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