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An animated nude Anderson appears wrapped in a cloud of smoke on the massive new poster, which conjures up promotion for Klok's new Beauty of Magic stage spectacular at the Planet Hollywood Hotel & Casino.
Anderson stepped in as Klok's magic woman when Carmen Electra was forced to step down as the star attraction of the show in April.
Anderson will reportedly be paid an estimated $1 million -a-month for the duration of the show's run, which began last week and appears nightly throughout the summer.


If I was really bothered about what people think of me, I'd have slit my wrists a few years ago."



An X-rated Web site featuring nude photos and videos of the heirhead just re opened after being shut down by court injunction.Is Paris Hilton the most hated person in the world?! People love to kick her when she's down. It's almost tragic. And if I was able to have sympathy for a spoiled rich, racist, homophobic, superficial self-centered whore, then I would feel sorry for her mos def!
The site, parisexposed.com, is a treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items, including topless lesbian photos, love letters, medical records and celeb phone numbers.
Among the video clips is a naked Paris being filmed in her bubble bath by Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" creator who's also behind bars, plus prescriptions in her name for the painkiller Hydrocodone and the post-party sleep aid Ambien.
Hilton's lawyers and reps for the Web site could not be reached yesterday.
Shar Jackson is on ABC's new reality show, "The Ex-Wives Club" where she helps other women and men get over their exes. Now, Shar isn't exactly the right ho for the job because she can't stop getting on top of her ex and under him and on top of him again and again, then repeating that mess unprotected.
On Britney Spears:
Pete Wentz says he didn't pick a fight with a heckler at Fall Out Boy's Monday night concert in Chicago. Rollingstone.com reports that the show "turned bloody" when Wentz, 28, and a member of the band's security detail got involved in a "fracas" with a fan an unidentified audience member described as a “250 lb. meathead-looking guy.”"The story on the Internet is absolutely false. Yes, we were playing an acoustic afterparty for Spin. It was a good time for the most part.
Yes, the guy was heckling me and the band, so were other people, most in good fun. But we get heckled onstage all the time, and while I'm a jerk, I'm not the kind of person who would ever lash out at someone simply over this.
I mean I'm not as big as Akon and haven't written as many good songs. The truth is on the way out the door I had to pass directly next to the guy and I knew it, so I kept my head down and walked out.
As I did, the guy reached out and grabbed me and said something I couldn't really hear -- it was a glorious use of the English language, though. As he grabbed me, I punched him. Yell all you want at me, say whatever, but in a situation like that I will defend myself.
After that, of course, it got chaotic, [but] we have several independent witnesses that gave statements saying he grabbed me first ... I am not worried over the outcome, as I was clearly in the right. Anything anyone else is saying or writing is simply not true."



Dear Katie,
You'll never be Posh, but hey, Posh will never be Posh either. Victoria has had a lot of work done, work you could never afford and money your Daddy Tom would never let you spend. Posh is also a MILF, something you're far from. And Posh has a hot hubby while you have a short crazy telling you what to do and keeping you in his dungeon.
You have a super cute and youthful face, babe. But now you look more like a dude which is what your hubby wants for you. You must not look attractive to any other man and he's accomplished that. Your daddy is pleased, but you need some help. Victoria may disown you any day now. You're downgrading her hairstyle.
<3
Joy A




“I’m either a really good drunk or I’m an out-and-out s***, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk.
I’ll beat up Blake when I’m drunk. I don’t think I’ve ever bruised him, but I do have my way. If he says one thing I don’t like then I’ll chin him.
I’m not a fighter, but if I am backed up against the wall I’ll kick the s*** out of anyone. I don’t think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you are. It’s to do with how much anger is in you.”



"I really like turning roles down - after you get to the point where you can get people to kiss your ass!"

"I have no interest in explaining, defending, reinterpreting, or adding to what is there. We did what we thought we had to do. No one was trying to blow people's minds, or thinking, 'Wow, this'll (tick) them off.' People get the impression that you're trying to (mess) with them and it's not true. You're trying to entertain them."Any chance of a Sopranos movie?
"I don't think about (a movie) much. I never say never. An idea could pop into my head where I would go, 'Wow, that would make a great movie,' but I doubt it. "I'm not being coy. If something appeared that really made a good 'Sopranos' movie and you could invest in it and everybody else wanted to do it, I would do it. But I think we've kind of said it and done it."What does he think of the fan's reactions?
"I hear some people were very angry, and others were not, which is what I expected."I'm still a sad bitch cause I think he left too many open ends. As I had said in my comment on Joy's previous post, they could have had last week's episode as the season finale and I would have been happier than I was this past Sunday night and think a lot of other people would have been too. How do you guys/gals feel about it? Were you happy the way it ended or are you like me and expected more for an 8 year running program finale? Do you think Tony died when everything went blank? Did life go on and he had a normal family dinner with the rest of the Sopranos gang? Was it all a dream to begin with? What'cha think?
One of my biggest issues with Kelly's Elle pictures is that they photoshopped her ass to death! She's thick and they really slimmed her down.
Yep, we know this occurs with pretty much all celebrities or models photo shoots, however, I find it especially troubling when someone like Kelly is trying to make a statement, gives an empowering interview mentioning how she loves who she is and she's ok with herself only to be thinned out by at least a dozen pounds in her pictures.
A cartoonist should have drawn this, so fake! And notice the thin arms. This is what Kelly looks like without the photoshop:
We all know her legs are twice as thick and tree trunkish.
Then, I thought it was craziness that during her interview Kelly proclaimed, "I have no boobs!"while laughing. Thanks for the memo! Why even mention that you have no tits?! When Kelly gains weight it goes everywhere but her boobs and I just don't know why she was stating the obvious. She sounded pretty damn confident and fierce throughout her interview, but then she has to explain that she's like an A cup?! Suddenly, she sounded insecure, but whatevs.
Eddie Murphy has been ordered to show up in court today to determine who da baby daddy of Mel B's daughter.
When Isaiah Washington was fired from "Grey's Anatomy" he issued a statement saying "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore," and he's proving it.
Paris Hilton gave Barbara Walters a ring on Sunday to let her know what it do.Paris Hilton, #9818783
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UK Tabloid The News of the World continues their campaign to ruin Lindsay Lohan.
"This isn't right. We take off our Saturdays and Sunday to come here and do this. Why did they get to go up first, that's what I want to know?"
"We don't care about no Paris Hilton," said one upset mother. "We're here for our families."