Samantha Ronson's Candy Spelling Blog

Samantha Ronson felt the need to write a myspace blog in response to Candy Spelling's open letter to Britney Spears that was posted on TMZ's website a few days ago. My question is, isn't her myspace blog basically like an open letter to Candy also?

i don't understand the idea of writing an open letter to someone via a gossip website.... it was weird when she knew the person- though- i'm not sure if it's stranger to write an open letter to someone you know- or someone you don't know- either way it's insane!

that would be like sending your father a father's day card through your local newspaper... i don't get it.... although it is nice to see old people using modern technology- on second thought she probably has some underpaid and overworked young girl taking dictation.

does she honestly think anyone cares what she has to say? wait... do u think people care what she has to say? maybe there is a market for her.... hmmm, maybe somewhere in texas, perhaps? i mean shouldn't she focus on her own children???? doesn't seem to me like she is all set on the home front.... but there is not one part of me that feels the need to send her an open letter-

if i was gonna send an open letter to anyone it would be to joni mitchell and would start a little like this....dear joni mitchell,
you're awesome.....i wouldn't send an open or closed letter though- i think i would just put on one of her cds and enjoy.... hmmm, that's a thought.... have a good one everyone!!! xoxo

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OJ Simpson "If I Did It" Manuscript

Here's an excerpt from the manuscript of OJ's manuscript describing the killings... IF he had done it.

I looked over at Goldman, and I was fuming. I guess he thought I was going to hit him, because he got into his little karate stance. "What the fuck is that?" I said. "You think you can take me with your karate shit?"

He started circling me, bobbing and weaving, and if I hadn't been so fucking angry I would have laughed in his face. "O.J., come on!" It was Charlie again, pleading. Nicole moaned, regaining consciousness. She stirred on the ground and opened her eyes and looked at me, but it didn't seem like anything was registering.

Charlie walked over and planted himself in front of me blocking my view. "We are fucking done here, man-let's go!" I noticed the knife in Charlie's hand, and in one deft move I removed my right glove and snatched it up. "We're not going anywhere," I said, turning to face Goldman.

Goldman was still circling me, bobbing and weaving, but I didn't feel like laughing anymore. "You think you're tough, motherfucker?" I said. I could hear Charlie just behind me, saying something, urging me to get the fuck out of there, and at one point he even reached for me and tried to drag me away, but I shook him off, hard, and moved toward Goldman. "Okay, motherfucker!" I said. "Show me how tough you are!" Then something went horribly wrong, and I know what happened, but I can't tell you exactly how.

I was still standing in Nicole's courtyard, of course, but for a few moments I couldn't remember how I'd gotten there, when I'd arrived, or even why I was there. Then it came back to me, very slowly: The recital-with little Sydney up on stage, dancing her little heart out; me, chipping balls into my neighbor's yard; Paula, angry, not answering her phone; Charlie, stopping by the house to tell me some more ugly shit about Nicole's behavior. Then what? The short, quick drive from Rockingham to the Bundy condo. And now? Now I was standing in Nicole's courtyard, in the dark, listening to the loud, rhythmic, accelerated beating of my own heart.

I put my left hand to my heart and my shirt felt strangely wet. I looked down at myself. For several moments, I couldn't get my mind around what I was seeing. The whole front of me was covered in blood, but it didn't compute. Is this really blood? I wondered. And whose blood is it? Is it mine? Am I hurt?

OH that's some freaky shit! I think someone should kidnap his ass and torture and kill him just like he wrote in his manuscripts. Can you imagine being his children and hearing he was going to put out a book on if he DID kill your mom, this is how he would do it. What a complete f*cknut!

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Naomi Campbell's Dunkin' Donuts Commercial

Naomi Campbell is going to be gracing our TVs in something other than a swimsuit or a news report about her bitch smacking employees with her cell phone. Folks, she's going to be in a commercial for Dunkin' Donuts. Is she hard up or what?

According to a spy, the script called for Campbell to "be gardening in an evening dress. Something goes wrong, she gets frustrated, and she flips out. She then takes her shoe off and throws it through a window. Next to her is a Martha Stewart type who is calm, cool and collected, thanks to her frozen Dunkin' Donuts drink."

That's the best they can do with Naomi? I wanna see the crazy ho put the Martha look-a-like in some type of choke hold and fart on her head. THAT would be entertainment!

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Jack Osbourne and Paris Hilton Had Sex

Although he's not so hot, or at least he definitely wasn't before he lost like 70 pounds, Jack Osbourne was always gettin' him some tail. In an interview with British reporter Vic Newton, Ozzy Osbourne said:

“Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy — which one was it, Sharon?”

Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”

Ozzy said "well done" about Jack banging Paris Hilton? Ozzy can barely speak English. Something was lost in translation. And I hope Jack's okay. I dunno if it works just kidding, but I hope Jack washed his dick with Tilex after a Parisite encounter just like Cher's son did.

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Paula Abdul For The Soul

Paula Abdul is set to team up with popular motivational book series "Chicken Soup For The Soul" - in a bid to help inspire young girls around the world.The American Idol judge will create both books and greeting cards with the self-help franchise.

She says, "I'm teaming up with the people behind the 'Chicken Soup For The Soul' books and greeting cards aimed at girls and young women. The message will be 'keep your dreams alive.'"

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Sexy Lindsay Lohan Bryan Adams Pictures

Lindsay looks so hot and she knows it. This wasn't a stretch. The whore-slut theme works best for her.



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Suri Cruise Beach Pictures

Suri Cruise and the fam are on vacation in the south of France. The former alien baby is just too cute! It looks like she's learning how to walk too.Tom's rep also announced that Katie Holmes is not pregnant. I hesitate to report pregnancy rumors cause whenever a female celebrity wears something slightly lose, tabloids claim she's hiding a "baby bump." And whenever a female weighs more than 110 pounds, she's at least two months pregnant! Katie didn't respond to the rumors, she just showed up at the beach showing off her hot bod. Work it out now!

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Kelly Clarkson Sucks, Dropped From Top 40 Radio Stations

Kelly Clarkson really isn't doing so well. Her first single "Never Again" has already been dropped from New York City's Top 40 stations. Ouch!!

Tom Poleman revealed in the New York Daily News:

"We're disappointed. The listeners don't seem very excited. It's done OK, not great."

Tom Cuddy of WPLJ said:

“We finally dropped it [in the rotation]. Listener response just wasn’t there.”

And apparently, the prediction for Kelly's next single isn't much better. Poleman said:

“I’ve heard [it] and the potential isn’t that great."

WLTW's Jim Ryan claimed:

"You’re rooting for her to have hits, but if the listeners don’t love it, we can’t play it.”

Wow! And altho Kelly thinks she's an amazing female artist, she doesn't play any instruments and her lyrics really aren't as good as she thinks they are. “I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer,” she continues. “Women can’t possibly be good at two things.” Eff every other talented female musician, thank God for Kelly Clarkson!


I liked Kelly's other album Breakaway and I understand why she may wanna put her own songs out there. But even Beyonce, a gifted lyricist, brought others on board for her last record, B'Day.

But who cares. Kelly's out of Top 40, fired her manager, canceled her tour. How quickly they fall. I want a donut. And no, I'm not making fun of Kelly's weight. I, like, seriously want an effing donut or not.


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Katherine Heigl's Scrubs Clothing Line

‘Knocked Up’ star Katherine Heigl has partnered with a healthcare-clothing company to launch the Katherine Heigl Collection-a line of fashionable scrubs for healthcare professionals.

The actress who plays Dr. Izzie Stevens on the Golden Globe winning series ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ says of her new project:

“I have tremendous respect for women in the healthcare industry and I know that it is often a difficult and thankless job.

I wanted to create a line of scrubs that would allow women to infuse some of their personality and style into their work apparel. When you feel good about how you look, you are more confident, more motivated and it can lift your spirits.” Translation: I'm an opportunist and I suck. Buy my shit.

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Paris Hilton's Letter From Jail

After Paris made a Father's Day card for dad Rick Hilton over the weekend, she wrote letters to her dumb fans who've been writing her so they can sell her letters on ebay.

Paris said:

"I read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love and support. The fact that you took time out of your day to write me truly means the world. Especially at such a difficult and scary time in my life

"But I am being strong and trying to make the best out of the situation. And the letters I'm receiving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone. Again, thank you so much and may God bless you and your family."

Love always,

Paris Hilton

You can view an Adobe pdf of Paris' chicken scratch here

Violet Affleck Is Ugly Pictures?

Violet Affleck has always been one of the ugliest celeb babies around.But she's changing for the better. I give her another year before I can say she's 'so cute!'

Justin Timberlake Is Packing Heat

The Real World Paris' Ace Amerson says he is.

Ace said when he had the opportunity, he peeked at Justin Timberlake’s penis. While at the VMAs, he was in the bathroom and suddenly found JT standing next to him at the urinals. “I had to look,” he said. What did he find? “I knew that his penis was way bigger than mine,” Ace said, adding that Cameron Diaz must be very happy.

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Jessica Alba Hates Mexicans?

“I’ve got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.

"My grandfather was the only Mexican at his college, the only Hispanic person at work and the only one at the all-white country club.

"He tried to forget his Mexican roots, because he never wanted his kids to be made to feel different in America. He and my grandmother didn’t speak Spanish to their children. Now, as a third-generation American, I feel as if I have finally cut loose.

“My whole life, when I was growing up, not one race has ever accepted me, … So I never felt connected or attached to any race specifically. I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don’t speak Spanish. So, to say that I’m a Latin actress, OK, but it’s not fitting; it would be insincere.

“My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn’t want his kids to be different."

Some parents are so ashamed of who they are and it's a shame. Children learn languages so much easier than grown adults do. It's perfectly possible to teach your child more than one language. It's an asset to be bilingual today. Jessica still doesn't sound very proud of her ethnicity.

If she doesn't wanna be called a "Latin actress," what the eff should I call her besides stupid?!

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Candy Spelling Letter To Britney Spears

Candythinks she's the almighty one who must share her writing with the world via scathing letters to tmz.

I really hate her for these letters, but then I kind of like her for them too. Bitch is stupid and I love stupid bitches! Apparently, Candy has written letters to Paris, Larry Birkhead, Joe Francis, Lindsay Lohan and now Brit Brit.

Dear Britney:

You made me do it. I didn't plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from TMZ.com because I didn't feel strongly about what anyone was doing -- or else I couldn't decide which side to believe.

You've driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time? We've seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before.

You're wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one?Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own "Victim of Pap Smear" and "Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash" to be your legacy? You can do much better.

Unlike some others who are famous for being famous, you initially earned the fame and respect you achieved. You were a giant star, a Mouseketeer, a singer whose song titles became part of everyone's vocabulary. You made some missteps. We all do. But, when you become more famous for hideous, irresponsible actions than accomplishments, it's time to step back and figure out where you want your life to go.

So many young girls still see you as a role model. Give those kids a reason to look up to you. They're probably even tired of the endless speculation about what undergarments you may or may not be wearing. I know their parents would like you to move on and get dressed. Even the school uniform was more dignified.

You're doing all right with the wigs. I know the paparazzi have a bounty on your (wigless) head. I think it's great that you have a variety of wigs (some very stylish) when you go out in public. If you do feel you need to show how your hair is growing back, at least make a deal with a photographer to sell the photo and donate the money to charity. Do you know what a statement that would make?

Enough with the sorry grabs for attention. Deep down, especially for your sons, people want you to succeed. You can always get attention if you need it. Visit someone famous in jail and attract a zillion photographers if you're that addicted to fame. Americans like winners. We like those stories about what people do with second chances. How about a moratorium on train wrecks and some time out for paying back the fans who helped you succeed?

Best,

Candy Spelling

Maybe this Candy whore wants her own talk show, but bitch isn't gonna get one with these "letters" of hers.

Vanessa Minnillo Reality Show Jeopardized

Nick Lachey's main whore Vanessa Minnillo was supposed to star in her own reality show. Don't ask me what they'd be filming. Vanessa doesn't work. Cameras following her around sucking Nick's dick? That ain't a reality show series, it's like an overpriced porno.

The former MTV veejay and current nobody was gonna get her own show but producers didn't like her knife pictures with Lindsay Lohan, so they cut a bitch! So creative, I know.

Her scary knife play with Lindsay Lohan, which emerged in recently leaked photos, may have thrown a wrench into the deal.

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Britney Spears Is Upset Over Clear Channel Britney Spears Billboard Ads

Britney Spears is extremely upset over a series of ads for a Florida radio show, featuring her bald-headed pics with the headlines: Certifiable, Shock Therapy, and Total Nut Jobs.

Brit's lawyer Lynda Goldman claims it's "outrageous in the extreme" that the company didn't take the billboards down nearly two weeks ago -- when she says they promised they would.

Goldman added that Spears' "likeness has a multi-million-dollar value for authorized commercial exploitations" and she would be entitled to "very substantial damages" as a result.

Team Spears is now demanding photo proof that the billboards are removed -- and threatening that if Clear Channel continues to ignore their demands or provide misleading or inaccurate information about the billboard's removal, it does so "at its peril."

I'm with Britney on this one. Not only is Florida's 93.3 using Britney's image with defamatory headlines simply for exposure and their own commercial gain, but Britney's breakdown is an old, insensitive and tired joke. If you don't like someone, blog about 'em or talk shit over the radio... but hanging up billboards is just cruel and evil and something I just can't afford right now.

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Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Party Cancelled

Lindsay Lohan's rep confirmed that Blohan has canceled her 21st birthday party, originally scheduled to go down at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas on July 2.

"Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent,” says Lohan's rep.

A spokesperson for PURE nightclub released the following statement: "We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time.

Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay's birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future."

PURE let Lohan out of their deal, even though she had been paid and signed a contract, because Lohan has agreed to make a future appearance.

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Beyonce Boobs Pictures and Beyonce Bikini Pictures

Remember when Beyonce gained some weight shortly after Destiny's Child released their 2nd cd? I think B's still enjoying her new bod to the point where she'll squeeze into shit that's too small just because she can.

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Jordin Sparks Is Saving Herself For Marriage, Says Abortion Is Wrong

"I haven't been in love yet. I am saving myself for marriage."

"I think that [abortion] is wrong. I'm not going to try to debate people on it; that's just my opinion... I believe what I believe."

Hahahahaha! Jordin thinks she's important enough to discuss real issues. Are we supposed to care? She won American Idol and her single sales have been horrible. No one cares, Jordin.

And why she gotta pull a Britney Spears?! The reason why she's "saving herself" is because no one wants to screw her yet. This is what every bitch says before she gets wet. Then the panties come off and things change. STFU, bitch!

And as far as her abortion comments go, I don't even know why abortion should have come up at all?! She needs to realize that tabloid reporters want you to talk shit. If bitch isn't going to have sex until she's married, she doesn't have to worry about having an abortion. She can keep her "what I believe" opinions to herself. Ugh! Okay, I'm done venting. I want a massage.

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Shar Jackson Pregnancy Rumors Have Made Her Very Upset

Shar Jackson has hired attorney George Gallegos in her fight against Star Magazine's claims that she is pregnant once again with ex Kevin Federline's baby.

Shar, who denies the mag's claim, says her children are being affected by the rumors, "When my kids hear things at school and then ask me if they are getting a new brother or sister, I have to put my foot down."

Shar is willing to prove to the magazine that she is not pregnant, and tells Star's editor-in-chief, Bonnie Fuller, "I stand by my truth by offering you an EPT test if you stand by yours and reveal your 'source' to me."

Kevin Federline and Shar are obviously having sex if Shar is going this far to dispel the rumor. I believe Star magazine's "source" too. She may not be preggers, but that source knows things we don't. They're screwing. Nasty nastiness.

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John Travolta Blames Columbine School Shooting and Virginia Tech School Shooting On Drugs

"I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is [psychotropic] drugs at the bottom of it,"

He seriously believes that's why kids went gun crazy at schools like Columbine and Virginia Tech? What an ass! I can't deal with these scientology freaks! I want to know Travolta's reasoning behind that dead animal wig thing he's sportin' these days. Ya gotta be on some kind of drugs to think that thing looks good.

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