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Friday, June 29, 2007

Nicole Richie's Nylon Magazine Pictures and Nylon Magazine Interview

“I don’t walk around pretending that I’m perfect, so I don’t think anyone should hold me to that. The dangerous thing is that there are 16, 17, 18-year-olds that people consider to be role models. I’m so happy I wasn’t famous back then. You’d think I was the fucking devil.”

"I don’t have a clue why I’m famous. I didn’t make myself famous…You’re doing it. I think people just want to say, ‘Oh, she doesn’t have a job she doesn’t do anything.’ They get off on that. But I do have a job, like everyone else.”

“It’s really sad how obsessed America is with weight. It’s sick. I’ve never gone a day without putting food in my mouth. I’ve never sewn my mouth shut. I’ve never gone on a liquid diet. So I want to know why I’m the face for a problem.”

“When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.”

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Kelly Clarkson Says She Won't Become An Actress

I never, ever wanted to be an actress! Public speaking and acting make me want to vomit. But I have never been nervous singing. When it comes to public speaking, I stumble on my words, sweat, and pull at my clothes.
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Lisa Nowak Wasn't Wearing A Diaper

I love me a crazy ass bitch story, however, Lisa Nowak isn't as crazy as previously reported!Despite reports, former astronaut Lisa Nowak was not wearing a diaper when she drove from Florida to Houston, allegedly to attack a romantic rival,

"The biggest lie is this preposterous tale," said defense attorney Donald Lykkebak, according to Florida Today.

Nowak pleaded not guilty to charges of attempted kidnapping, battery and attempted vehicle burglary in the attack on Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman, who was dating Nowak's former lover, space shuttle pilot Bill Oefelein.

According to reports, Nowak wore special astronaut diapers so that she could drive without stopping from Houston to the Orlando International Airport, where she allegedly attacked Shipman on Feb. 5.

Lykkebak said his client had been subject to ridicule due to the reports and explained that the diapers found in her car were in fact toddler-size.

Nowak, a mother of three, and her family had been forced to evacuate their Houston home during the 2005 hurricane season, he said, and the diapers had been used by the children and parents on that trip.

"A lie repeated over and over and over again can overcome the truth," said Lykkebak, who added that the diapers are not in evidence and were not investigated by police.

Honestly, the diaper report got this ho some press and in her case, bad press is better than no press at all. Like a psycho ass bitch, Lisa drove across the country for some dick and she didn't even get her chance to get off. She was arrested, lost her job and she still didn't get any dick. Tragic.

I'm getting weary of sensationalism. The media ran with this diaper rumor. Actually, I'm not mad at anyone. This story gave everyone a good laugh. I hope Lisa turns into a lesbian in prison. Something tells me she's a passionate lover.

People

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo Naked Pictures, The Lovers Got Nude, Caught On Camera

I really wanna write for the tabs. The first thing I would do is make sure they don't censor pics like this. Does Nick Lachey have an enchilada or a chimichanga? We could find out why Jessica Simpson filed for divorce. And is Vanessa shaved? Are her nips micro, like those dime sized nipples - I hate those. Show us the truth, dammit!

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Hot Mischa Barton Pictures, Mischa Barton In Italian Vogue

Mischa in Italian VogueAnyone remember when I would post Mischa's sweaty arm pit pictures and all her horrible fashion choices? No matter how fugly she looks, I feel like I must post! She must be doing something right.

I like how Mischa cleans up so well. She can look tore up and homeless, then she can pull it together and look fierce. Not many females can make such a huge transition from straight fug to hot even with the help of a glam squad. I applaud this horrible actress for walking around town looking like a bag lady, then successfully getting dolled up when she wants to. She deserves two snaps for taking a shower and brushing her hair.

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Isaiah Washington Won't Shut Up, Says He's Not A Plantation Slave Who Says "Yes Massa"

Isaiah Washington is at it again!!! And, since I have a gossip blog, I feel like I should cover his nonsense. He's going to cause me to go into early retirement. Isaiah had an interview with Newsweek titled "Diary of an Angry Black Man" Here are some excerpts:

"I said a lot of negative things that were never reported, but there was one word that caught everyone’s attention, particularly someone who wasn’t even in the room with us. It was a fight between two men that shouldn’t have happened. But someone heard the booming voice of a black man and got really scared and that was the beginning of the end for me. I see that now, but I didn’t then."

"If a black man can’t get forgiveness in this country, when so many other people like Robert Downey Jr. and the governor of California get second and third chances … I think that says a lot about race and this country."

My mother had several cross-dressing friends who she sometimes referred to with names I’d never use, but she didn’t know any better. There was no hate, just lack of awareness."

"That’s what’s hurt me so much with all this. I was doing what I’m doing in Africa for years—before Angelina and Bono. But I’ve worked at homeless shelters for years and given money to make sure people knew they didn’t have to be hungry or the street. I have shared my blessings, but all that changed when this happened and it’s truly heartbreaking for me.’’

"Well, it didn’t help me on the set that I was a black man who wasn’t a mush-mouth Negro walking around with his head in his hands all the time. I didn’t speak like I’d just left the plantation and that can be a problem for people sometime."

Whew!!!! Considering that Grey's Anatomy's creator Shonda Rhimes is an African American female who defended Isaiah and said she was offended that people thought it was simple to just replace a black male actor, his statements are a slap in the face to her and African Americans everywhere - because they don't make any sense!!!

I think Isaiah would have kept his job if he didn't grab the microphone at the Golden Globe awards and say, "I didn't call T.R. a faggot!" The cast was trying to move past it and no one asked his dumb ass at that moment! Shonda was telling the press how excited she was to win her award when he acted a fool.

I wish I could tell you that all of this would end, but Isaiah's going to be on Larry King Live and you know he's going to continue to spew more nonsense. I feel SO sorry for him. He just keeps on making himself look worse and worse and worse. Amazing!

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Britney Spears Restraining Order

Britney Spears gave her mom a present today -- a lawyer's letter -- and mom was none too pleased. It is a letter from an out-of-state lawyer.

The letter bluntly asks Lynne to stay away from the children if she is taking any medications that would impair her ability to be around them.
Sources are claiming Britney is still bitter. She feels that her mom Lynne turned against her only days before she entered Promises rehab - which time?! Anyway, Britney's also allegedly claiming her mother is having "issues" with abusing medications. Brit Brit thinks her mom isn't stable enough to be around her children.

Sure, the two of them should make nice, but maybe they just need some time off. It's also being reported that Britney has turned into a very protective mother. And although handing your mother stay-the-hell-away-from-me papers sounds shady, maybe Britney knows best. Now stop shaking your head and pretend that I'm actually making some sense. Use your imagination...

TMZ, source

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Nancy Benoit's Wikipedia Death Reported Hours Earlier

Employees at Wikipedia.org said the posting went live on their site on Monday at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. Police, however, said they found the bodies Monday at 2:30 p.m. EDT.

The posting reads: “Chris Benoit was replaced by [[Johnny Nitro]] for the ECW Championship match at Vengeance, as Benoit was not there due to personal issues, stemming from the death of his wife Nancy.”


According to a Wikipedia.org report published after FOXNews.com made inquiries, the edit was reversed just under one hour later with the comment:"Need a reliable source. Saying that his wife died is a pretty big statement, you need to back it up with something." The posting apparently was made in reference to Benoit's scheduled appearance on Sunday night at an Extreme Championship Wrestling event in Texas.
WOW! There's more to this story than I thought. The post on wikipedia was traced back to Connecticut and the deaths happened in Atlanta. Sounds to me there's a lot more people involved than just Chris Benoit in this whole mess. How else could someone post about Benoit's wifes death 13 hours before cops found their bodies?

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Lindsay Lohan Cocaine and Traces Of Alcohol DUI Arrest

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According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26.

In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk. Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident.

After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car.

All the celeb DUI, jail, rehab news going around the past couple months is giving me vertigo. But the stories that come out about Lindsay's DUIs, rehab, etc. all seem to get more interesting don't they? I think she's staying in longer cause she's banging the assistants for coke and alcohol. You can get it easier on the 'inside' than you can on the streets. I think I just confused that with prison didn't I? When you're a celeb, it's easy anywhere. :)

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Ice T and Coco Reality Show

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Rapper Ice-T is planning a new reality show and book with his wife and model Coco, titled Beauty in The Beast.According to Coco, the pair will shoot a pilot for the reality series next month.

"Guess who's the beauty and who's the beast?" Ice-T jokingly said to AllHipHop.com. Beauty in The Beast will focus on the duo's relationship, while offering the couple's unique take on what it takes to maintain a relationship.

"Some women just have a knack for wanting the most rowdiest men," Ice-T told AllHipHop.com. "There's a way to get us. If you got a pitbull, as long as you feed it and take care of it, that pitbull is gonna lick your hand. So when someone says 'yo coco, Ice sis a pitbull, she can say, 'yeah, but he's my pitbull.'"
I'm sure this will be a pretty humorous reality show but I don't know if I can stand looking at Coco's camel-toe for a half hour every week. They aren't going to pay to digitally buff it out all the time are they? Her va jay-jay looks about like Jenna Jameson's new overdone lip job!

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Portia DeRossi's Lesbian Role On Nip/Tuck

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Former Ally Mcbeal star Portia De Rossi is set for a return to TV in America after signing up to play a manipulative lesbian mother in plastic surgery drama Nip/Tuck.

The real-life lesbian lover of comedienne Ellen DeGeneres will join Rosie O'Donnell and Oliver Platt among the special guests in the upcoming season of the hit show.
So Ellen's lover Portia is going to be 'playing' a lesbian on Nip/Tuck's upcoming season. How can they call it acting if she really is a lesbian? That's would be like Britney getting a role on a show acting like trailer trash. It's not really acting if it's your true to life self is it?


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Tameka Foster Is Pregnant, Usher Will Be A Daddy Dude

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Well they've finally confirmed that Usher's hooch Tameka is pregnant.
Just a week after his fiancée hinted that children could be in their future, the pop star and Tameka Foster have announced that they're expecting their first child, due in the fall.

"We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together," the couple said in a statement released to the Associated Press Wednesday.

"We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives."
Do you remember the story posted here on POTP back in April that Tameka was pregnant but it may not be Usher's baby? Yep, the rumor even back in April was that she was knocked up by her ex-husband Ryan Glover. Well, at least we know for sure she's prego but is it truly Usher's?

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The Spice Girls Tour

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Seven years after splitting up, the Spice Girls have announced a worldwide comeback spectacular.The girl band will kick off a world tour in America. The five - now all in their thirties - will start on 7 December in Los Angeles - the new home of Posh Spice Victoria Beckham and her family.

The reunion tour, which is set to hit London on December 15 and take in Madrid, Koln, Las Vegas, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires among others (scroll to bottom for list of dates and locations) will certainly be lucrative for the Spices.

They are expected to pocket about £10 million each.
I didn't realize Posh was a real person anymore? All I ever see is tits and pout (she has no ass folks) and rarely hear her speak. Also during their concert they are using a 'virtual voice' which will basically cover for their horrible singing when they sing out of tune. What happened to pure singing entertainment?

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Vivi Bullet Pictures

Rosie O'Donnell is giving her kids ideas. As they get older, they'll realize that mommy is really annoying, and they may... get ideas.

Now that Rosie is no longer opening her pie hole on The View, she has to create controversy somehow. The method for her "somehow" controversial crap comes via her blog where she makes ridiculous nonsensical posts and broadcasts videos of herself giving her personal observations while facing the camera without any makeup, scary scary shit!

Ro Ro is now "at the center" of a controversy! Haha. What qualifications are there for a situation to be considered a "controversy"? Two of her lesbian fans say they don't like a picture? Right.

Here are the deets:
Rosie O'Donnell is at the center of a controversy yet again – this time over a photo on her Web site of her 4-year-old daughter Vivi wearing a toy bullet belt.

O'Donnell, who has long been an outspoken critic of the war and proponent of gun control, posted readers' complaints about the image under the heading "a picture is worth a thousand posts."

"So disappointed to see your little ones with bullets ... where are the guns?" writes one visitor. "I thought for sure you would protect them more from such things ... The internet is NOT OK ... but bullets ARE?? Why? Why??"

O'Donnell's rep said "Her kids were playing soldier and she took a picture. That's it."

In response to readers' messages, O'Donnell posted a video of Vivi entitled "dress up." The 85-second clip opens with a title, "last year a princess" and after 50 seconds a title appears reading, "this year a soldier."

Again, various images of Vivi, this time in the controversial military outfit, appear before a message moves across screen that says "peace out." The closing image is a close up of her daughter's eye.

O'Donnell also addresses the issue in her Ask Ro section. One reader wonders, "Ammunition belts like that aren't sold at toys r us. What would prompt her even [to] want to do that without a little help from you? SAD!" Replies O'Donnell: "buycostumes.com."

Rosie's lovin' this press. She's eating up the attention like chili cheese fries. What will she post next? I'm ashamed to say it, but I kinda sorta do care... maybe.



People

Sex With Brad Pitt Isn't as Good as Jennifer Aniston's Sex With Paul Sculfor

A source close to Jennifer Aniston revealed to Britain's Star magazine that her boyfriend, model Paul Sculfor is gooooooddd. “She’s left Paul in no doubt that he is the man for her. She even let slip that he’s better in bed than either Brad or Vince!”

Jen also spent almost $800 dollars at The Love Boutique in Santa Monica purchasing "suspender belts, pants and stockings. Jen shopped online and then sent her assistant to pick the items up.”

Paul is also romantic,

“He bought Jen a huge bunch of flowers, then had chocolates and champagne delivered. She loved that. Jen goes by what her heart is telling her, and the initial indications are really good. She’s not bothered about gossip. She will give him a chance to show he’s the right guy for her.”

Spend that money on stockings and lingerie, hun! Distract the man candy from your face. Maniston knows how to do it right. She's like an older version of Fergie. Jen's not hot, but she likes the pretty boys so they can make up for what she's lacking. She probably takes it up the ass too. Figures.

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Katherine Heigl Is Getting Married

Katherine Heigl and her cute fiance Josh Kelly will marry on Christmas Eve.

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Slut

Lindsay Lohan has extended her stay at Malibu’s Promises Rehab Facility, and celebrity tattles report the ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ star may have a hotter reason for seeking additional treatment than simply ‘taking rehab seriously the second time around.’

Friends of the actress, who has historically hated working out, claim she's interested in her personal trainer. Lindsay lost her top in the pool recently while swimming with a fellow resident.

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Rihanna
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I have to start with the hottest girl on the red carpet!

Kelly Rowland

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Maybe Kelly comes in second place. Not the hottest dress, but she's pretty and she's workin' the heels and those perfect legs.

Destiny's Child

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Doesn't it feel like Beyonce wore a very similar dress to the Grammys and every award show before that? Her dress screams, 'take pictures of me! I'm a star. I sparkle in the sun.'

Alicia Keys
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Always plain and boring but her hair looks great. That's about it. Her purse looks like a pencil box.

America's Next Top Model's Eva Pigford
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America's Next Top Model taught her well. She looks like a model and poses like one. Eva looks gorgeous with dark hair. So fierce!

Ciara
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I don't think this dress is that ugly. I feel like another ho could have rocked this frock better. And the color is too bland and just doesn't work for a bold backless dress. The heels are all wrong but I like her hair.

Monique
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She looked gorgeous!

Eve and The Rev. Al Sharpton
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Heh?!

America's Next Top Model's Tocarra Jones and Michael Knight

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Queen Latifah

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

BET Awards Show Pictures

Kim Kardashian

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Gabrielle Union

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Tracee Ross

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Tyrese

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Robin Thicke

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Nelly & Ashanti

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Make sure to catch the BET Awards show tonight at 8 pm ET.

Live Free Or Die Hard Pictures

Bruce Willis

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Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher & The Kids

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Kate Beckinsale


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Oksana Baiul

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John Togo

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Kiera Chapman

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Ice-T & Coco

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Chris Benoit Murder Suicide

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Pro wrestler Chris Benoit canceled a pay-per-view appearance at the "Vengeance" event in Houston because of "personal reasons" a day before he, his wife and their 7-year-old son were found dead in an apparent murder-suicide.

Investigators believe Benoit, killed his wife and son over the weekend and then himself sometime Monday. The bodies were found Monday afternoon in three different rooms of the house on Green Meadow Lane, in a subdivision off a gravel road about two miles from the Whitewater Country Club.


Sheriff's Lt. Tommy Pope told WSB-TV that the three were found about 2:30 p.m., but he wouldn't release other details.

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Nancy Grace Is Pregnant and Married To David Linch

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Anchorwoman and lawyer Nancy Grace is known for exposing the truth on CNN Headline, but she’s been keeping a huge secret of her own: twins! Grace, 47, is four months pregnant. (The father is her investment banker husband, David Linch, 48, whom she wed April 21)

I kept [the pregnancy] quiet because I wanted to make sure all would be healthy,” Grace, a Georgia native, tells Us. “I’ve worn loose-fitting clothes and I guess [audiences] just thought I was getting heavier!”
The crazy southern lady is knocked up and that shit scares me! This woman is already the devil re-incarnated, so I can't imagine how she's going to handle the prego hormones! Armageddon has just begun.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Tiger Woods' Daughter, Sam Alexis Pictures

TOO cute!

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Kanye West Lyrics and Quote

"I made so many mistakes the past year, I started swimming in wack juice I needed to get out of. I would read blogs and they would be like, 'His shoelaces are untied, he's a bitch."

He added that Late Registration co-producer Jon Brion even hinted that West should try to make music that made people see him as less annoying.

But instead of apologizing, Kanye uses the song's first verse to vent frustration: "Bow in the presence of greatness/ 'Cause right now thou has forsakenness this/ You should be honored by my lateness/ That I would even show up to this fake shit."

"Instead of coming with, 'Oh, I'm sorry,' that song is an emancipation,"

breesays, source

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are Over

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"Reese was the one who had to do it. She just got out of a divorce and was so concerned with her family, she just didn't have the time for him and he really demanded that."

Adds the source: "They're still friends. Things are fine, but it was a clean break – [there's] no chance of getting back together."
Reps for both actors did not immediately return calls for comment.

Witherspoon, 31, and Ryan Phillippe, 32, who confirmed their split in October after seven years of marriage, have two children: daughter Ava, 7, and son Deacon, 3. The actress started dating Gyllenhaal, 26, her costar in the upcoming CIA thriller Rendition, in the spring.

Although they were careful to avoid the spotlight, they were spotted March 23 dining with two other couples at L.A.'s Il Sole and "being playful," an observer said at the time.

Although the pair didn't have much screen time together while filming Rendition for eight weeks in Morocco, during a reshoot in L.A., "Jake went and reintroduced himself to Reese."

From there, said a friend of Witherspoon's, "Things slowly progressed, but it was never something she thought would happen from the start. She just kind of developed this little crush over time."


People

Justin Timberlake is a Jerk!

Justin Timberlake revealed his true colours recently when he reportedly lashed out at his own fans during the Swedish leg of his world tour.

According to a report from a Swedish news source, the ever-charming Justin refused to pose for photos, threw missiles at fans from the roof of his hotel and even spat at them.

When fans – quite legitimately – retaliated by calling the massive ego’d one a ‘fuckface,’ Justin allegedly responded with “You’re calling me a fuckface? Go fuck yourself!”

And Justin’s display of contempt for his fans didn’t end there. Earlier the same day, a little girl asked him if she could take a picture of him, to which he responded: “You want me to juggle also?” - Yes, but only while in the nude and that's after you service me, not before.

I haven't purchased a JT cd or attended any of his shows, he doesn't have any of my funds. Download people, download - legally, of course. Justin may be "cute" or "hot" but he seems like such a jerk.

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Jenna Jameson Isn't Hot But She's Trying

I'm shocked! Is this the best she's got? You'd think a porn star would come up with better ideas than biting her polka dot nails and having her necklace hang between her cleavage. Jenna's implants look painful. They should have popped a long time ago during one of her movies. That's the kind of fornication I'd pay to watch.
When she's just standing around she looks like a Pussycat Dolls reject. Loosen up those lips babe! Er, uh oh!... her vag surgery has already been botched. Her lips have already been loosened up and they can't be fixed now. So nasty.

T.I. and Ludacris' Manager Fight At BET Awards Event

T.I. reportedly attacked Luda’s manager in LA at a pre-BET Awards event. MTV News reports that the fight didn't last long. T.I. punched Chaka Zulu in the face and their respective crews jumped in to back them up. That's as juicy as the details get, folks.

Was some gold teef knocked out? Weaves yanked out from the roots? That's all I care about. Step up, step up and Imma steal yo weave, bitch! Don't disrespeck me, ho. Okay, okay... I'm having too much fun. I'll stop.

MTV News, bossip

Sexy Robin Thicke Gets Jealous

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Soul star Robin Thicke had to "man up" after watching his wife make love to chart rival Andre 3000 onscreen in Idlewild - because he found himself struggling to deal with the film romance.

Thicke, the son of actor Alan Thicke, admits he attempted to drink away the memory of his wife, Paula Patton, in clinches with the Outkast star.

He recalls, "I was a total f---ing drag. Being vulnerable and sensitive is a good thing, but being a bitch-ass with no strength? No woman wants that. I had to man up."

OMG! Robin Thicke is just so beautiful! And he gets jealous too? He must be slightly insecure. That makes him even hotter. But, then again, I have issues.

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Christina Aguilera Looks Hot At A Press Conference in China



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Paris Hilton's Home Vandalized

Paris will be released shortly, and look what someone painted on her home.As you know, parisexposed.com is the site that introduced us to treasures such as pictures of Paris Hilton's Valtrex prescriptions, more porn videos and her "I get fucked in the butt for coke" revelation in addition to videos of her racist and homophobic rants.

Rosie O'Donnell The Price Is Right or The Price Is Wrong?

Rosie went on her blog and explained what's going on with her possible gig, hosting The Price is Right:

"Here's the thing. I don't really need a job. I'm in a weird position. I don't need the money. But I'm just saying I don't. So to get my entire family uprooted from their lives and move them across the country so that I can have a fantasy childhood indulgence job just doesn't seem fair.

"If they were able to do it in New York it would be a different story. But it looks like it ain't gonna happen."

OMG!!!! Whew! I originally heard that Bob Barker didn't want her to get the gig. Dunno if that was true or not but the price is wrong for Rosie!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha, okay not really. But Rosie O'Donnell shouldn't host a family game show because she's more interested in talking about being a lesbian, Britney Spears, pulling our troops out of Iraq, her old talk show, being lesbian, her kids, being a comedian, how she thinks Oprah sucks, being a great person, doing charity work, being a lesbian and God knows what else.

I know I went on and on, but I was channeling Rosie and bitch told me to type out all that stuff. The ho isn't modest. She wanted me to type lots more, but you've been spared.

I'm so glad she won't ruin The Price is Right. Part of me feels like the show should end. Bob was so good at what he did, it's like he's irreplaceable.

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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Eddie Murphy Is The Father Of Melanie B's Baby!

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Eddie Murphy is the father of "Scary Spice" Melanie Brown's 2-month-old daughter, Brown's rep confirms to PEOPLE.

The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by Brown on Thursday afternoon, says rep Liza Anderson.

"He's the baby's father, it's official," says a source close to Brown. "The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his."

Of Brown, the source said, "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

Murphy's rep declined to comment.

Brown, 32, gave birth to the baby, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, on April 3, and has long contended that Murphy is the child's father.

She and the comic dated last summer, but in December Murphy told a Dutch TV show of Brown's pregnancy: "I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test."

Ya gotta love it!

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Sexy Sara Ramirez Picture, Sara Ramirez Got Milk Ad

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Sara Ramirez couldn't possibly be any prettier. She's a dime piece, absolutely gorgeous and she's not bony, she's healthy. I would say 'big is beautiful' but that only applies to some women and Sara's definitely one of 'em! Tho I wouldn't even describe her as "big," she looks great and fit and she's doin' the damn thing! Plus Ms. Ramirez is very talented too.

On a side note, a few weeks ago my friend told me he went to school with Sara. I said, 'WTF?!' I wanted some dirt and some secrets to expose on POTP, but he didn't have any.

Sara is apparently one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet - ambitious, positive, determined, and I've been told her voice is killer. I bet her upcoming album's gonna be hot!

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Isaiah Washington Sucks and Isaiah Washington is Stupid

Isaiah Washington says T.R. Knight should have been fired. "They fired the wrong guy."

Isaiah sounds like a kid. He's basically saying, 'he started it!' Isaiah claims T.R.'s the one who decided to broadcast the idea that the slur was targeted at him and thus created a negative work environment.

He accused T.R. of wanting a salary increase and a more meaningful role. In regards to Knight's appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show where he confirmed that Isaiah used his sexuality against him, Washington asserts: "That's a lie. I used the word during a disagreement with Patrick. I apologized for that. We shook hands and went back to work."

Washington pointed out that he also participated in a public service announcement where he spoke out against homophobic, racist and sexist language: "I did everything I said I would do. I offered to go to counseling, to do a public service announcement. I wanted everyone to know I was remorseful."

He says that he was shocked when he found out that ABC would not renew his contract:

"That was a shock. I did everything they told me to do, including not saying anything, and then they didn't renew my contract. That's not fair."


Washington went on to say that he made three errors in judgment: "believing the cast of Grey's Anatomy were like family; believing I had the freedom to express myself with family and that we could resolve our issues; and trusting ABC was going to take care of me.”

When Washington found out that he was fired, he released a statement saying: "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore."

Now he says: "I'm not angry. I'm disappointed."

Isaiah also confirmed that he's considering filing a lawsuit. "I have to clear my name. My livelihood, my honor and dignity and my name have been so challenged."

I hesitated to cover this because Isaiah makes me nauseous. I'm not even going to make fun of him, there's nothing to make fun of.

Isaiah made a blunder and he's paying for it severely, it's sad. What's even worse? Isaiah doesn't know what "shut the fuck up" means and his reps are misguiding him. If they make muzzles for Saint Bernard's I'm sure Isaiah's head can fit into one of those things. Just wrap that shit around his neck and he'll be good to go! But ya gotta wire his jaw shut first just in case.

gabby via People magazine, source

Paris Hilton Words Of Wisdom

Paris Hilton called gets outta jail on Monday and she's gonna be like the new Mother Teresa or sumthin. Paris called Ryan Seacrest and gave the following interview:
"I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food. You know my gratitude has gone up so much and I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it. Frankly [I'm] sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way.
Translation: I don't like being in jail, it sucks! If I do like charity stuff like Angelina Jolie people won't make fun of me anymore. That's the only reason why I want to use my fame in a good way. Haha!

"I am behind glass and I want to give my dad a big hug and they won't even let me do that. That's how the rules are, you have to be behind glass. I'm not a criminal, I'm not dangerous, so it makes me feel like that. It's hard but I'm stronger everyday."
Translation: I didn't know shit about jail! I'm like, OMG there's like glass?! WTF? I would fix my hair in my reflection. That was hot.

"I just can't wait to see my family and have a nice meal and be in my own bed and appreciate all the things I took for granted and never really thought much about."
Translation: I can't wait to eat really expensive food then barf it up. I'm dying to get in my bed and bang twice as many guys as I would before. I'm not taking dick for granted ever again! That's good shit. I never really thought much about it, I would just tell random guys to 'stick it in.' But I'm more compassionate now. I'll stick it in myself. I'll even be on top. There's just so much I have to be grateful for. Thinking makes my head hurt, but when you do, you can like come up with some like good ideas, ya know?

People, source

The Posh Haircut Is Ruining America

I know Kelly's not exactly rocking' "The Posh" but that shit's close enuf. Jenny McCarthy definitely is.

Here's Kelly Osbourne, Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra at the opening of Ripley's Believe It Or Not in NYC.

Butt Implants and Ugly Shoes

Kim Kardashian at the Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey Collection launch.

Kelly Clarkson Bulimia Eating Disorder Saga

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In CosmoGirl!'s August issue, Clarkson, 25, reveals that she became bulimic after she was passed over for a role in her high school musical. "I thought...If I came back and I'm cuter and thinner...then I'll get the role."

For six months, Clarkson was bulimic, until a friend discovered her problem. "One of my guy friends caught on to it, and I just felt so ashamed and embarassed. I literally went cold turkey and snapped out of it."

Since her bout with bulimia in high school, Clarkson has worked hard to foster a positive body image, for herself and others. "I've got a butt, I'm Greek- I can't help that. And I think it's good for people to see normal."

WTF is a Greek butt? Funny how Kelly mentions her only physical asset (her butt) and apologizes for it. "I can't help that" and you don't want to. You love your badonkadonk and I'm sure some guys do too.

Us magazine

Paris Hilton Letter From Jail

After Paris made a Father's Day card for dad Rick Hilton over the weekend, she wrote letters to her dumb fans who've been writing her so they can sell her letters on ebay.

Paris said:

"I read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love and support. The fact that you took time out of your day to write me truly means the world. Especially at such a difficult and scary time in my life

"But I am being strong and trying to make the best out of the situation. And the letters I'm receiving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone. Again, thank you so much and may God bless you and your family."

Love always,

Paris Hilton

You can view an Adobe pdf of Paris' chicken scratch here.
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