Tara Reid's Boobs Have A Mind of Their Own

I kinda hit on the fact the other day that her boobs look retarded, but this is just beyond special. Hell my left ta-ta is a little bigger than my right but Tara's knockers are just out of control! My neck hurts from holding my head sideways to get an even look at her tits. That left boob may give her some serious back problems in the future!

Hilary Duff Maxim Pictures

Actually being sexy and trying to be sexy are two different things. Obviously Hilary doesn't know the difference. Is is just me or is that a bobble head in the last picture?

Michael Jackson's "Thriller" Is The Official Prison Jam?

Looks like they have too much time on their hands at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines. I guess if someone still has love for Michael it should be foreign prisoners. Don't you love the shemale in the video? She..He... It's got hawtness written all over it!

Rihanna Makes Eating Fruit Look Sexy - She's Mouthwatering

Wouldn't you love to be her little watermelon right now? ;)

How Much Do Delishis' Butt Cheeks Weigh?

Buckeey has a nice ass too but Delishis' looks like it has it's own back-up beeping system that school buses have! She could hide live animals or little people up in there!

Heidi Montag Will Sing At Her Birthday

Reality TV starHeidi Montag will launch her pop career with a performance of an untitled new song at her 21 birthday party in in Las Vegas. The Hills star is refusing to reveal too much about new song, but admits it features a sample of one of her favorite tunes.

She says, "It's an '80s sample from Depeche Mode's 'Personal Jesus.' I love their music."

Now that she has tits she thinks she can become a pop star? Just because Spencer tells her she sings like a bird while she's riding him to get her to hump a little longer, doesn't mean she should actually attempt to sing in front of people!

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Suge Knight Bites Kevin Connelly

Suge Knight took a lesson from Mike Tyson's school of biting and bit Kevin Connelly's finger during a little fun wrestling match at an Espy Awards after party. Kevin didn't really do anything about it and I don't blame him. Call Suge a bitch and next thing you know he has you bent over with a 9mm up your ass making you scream his name with a smile on your face.

The two were playfully wrestling at the late-night after-party thrown by awards host LeBron James at the Mondrian hotel.

"Kevin and Suge were wrestling and Suge literally bit Kevin's finger," says a witness. "He was bleeding everywhere." Was Kevin fighting back? "No way! He was too busy bleeding."

"Kevin didn't seem too upset," says the spy, "although he must have been in tons of pain."

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Lindsay Lohan Turns Herself In

Our freshly rehabilitated for publicity Lindsay turned herself into the LA County Sheriff's Department for her car wreck back in May. You know, the one where she took off running after drunkenly crashing onto a curb and coke was found in her car? I'd like to see any normal Joe blow get away with that kind of bullshit.

Lohan, 21, arrived at the station at 4:15 p.m. and was released on $30,000 bail about an hour later, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Web site. She was accompanied by her attorney, police say.

Lohan was booked now because she was only cited – but not formally arrested – at the time of the incident due to her injuries, Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Kelly Spedden tells PEOPLE. A court date was set for Aug. 24 in Superior Court in Beverly Hills.

It's about damn time she turned herself in! I still don't understand why there wasn't any type of warrant issued when there was cocaine found in her car. Money talks and coke whores walk in Hollywood!

In other loser Lohan news, Page Six has a story stating the next film Lindsay was suppose to start filming has been pulled. Producers don't like the fact she's already out partying in Vegas freshly out of rehab.

"Apparently, Ms. Lohan's antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty."

The insurers were said to worry that Lohan, despite wearing an alcohol-monitoring device around her ankle and claiming to take daily drug tests, had gone out clubbing with pals. (Ironically, the plot of "Poor Things" involves two women who befriend and then murder homeless men to collect their life insurance.)

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David Beckham's Reality Show

Ladies & Gentlemen start your vibrators. We will now have plenty of David Beckham to hold us over for the rest of the summer!

The 13-part weekly reality series David Beckham's Soccer USA, from American Idol producer Simon Fuller, will premiere next Wednesday on the FOX Soccer Channel. "David Beckham's arrival is a tremendous milestone in U.S. soccer history," said FOX rep David Sternberg. "[The series] will provide an insider's look at his performance with the Los Angeles Galaxy."

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Victoria Beckham's Cellulite

WTF is going on with her left leg in the first couple of photos? Looks like someone beat it with a meat tenderizer! It looks totally fine in the last 2 pics.

Tori Spelling on the Home Shopping Network

HSN announced today that it is welcoming Tori Spelling to its lineup with the debut of "The Tori Spelling Collection," a jewelry line available exclusively at HSN. Spelling will introduce her collection on HSN and HSN.com July 24 as part of the company's 30th birthday celebration.

"I've always loved jewelry and wanted to create a line that captures the essence of chic luxury living ... pieces that I would personally wear," said Spelling. "Designing this line has been a labor of love and I can't wait to share it with HSN's customers."

The 12-piece collection includes necklaces, earrings, cuffs, and bracelets, with bold designs that are stylish yet relaxed making them the perfect accessories for every look, from casual to dressy. The collection, which includes gold-tones and semi-precious stones, features prices ranging from $29 to $129.

You know you're on top of your A game when your hocking your jewelry on the Home Shopping Network. I'll be watching her little appearance on there for sure!

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Amy Winehouse Spits On Fans and Rehab Performance Video

The singer performed at the Eden Project on Tuesday night, following two weeks of cancelled gigs, but fans who saw her performance have joined the growing chorus of people begging the singer to get help.

Reports say Amy appeared to be in tears while onstage, hitting herself on the head with a microphone in frustration when she forgot the words to her songs, and a fan said she finished by spitting into the crowd.

Melinda Trevaskis, 26, from St Austell, said: "The gig became absolutely awful. Members of her entourage were coming on to the stage, obviously worried she couldn't go on, and she would just shout "f*** off" at them. Everyone in the crowd just felt sorry for her."

But Amy's spokesman downplayed the incident. He told The Mirror: "Amy was annoyed with herself.

"She is a bit ring rusty after not having played for a while and was upset after making a few mistakes in the set."

She's not allowed to croak till I get to see her in concert! Seriously though she's totally throwing away the talent she has way too soon. She's gotta be big for at least 5 years before she should be going down the crack and heroin route.

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Here's a small clip of Amy attempting to sing 'Rehab' during the gig.

Enrique Iglesias Nervous Around The Gays?

Enrique admits he was scared to death the crowd at his first gay venue performance last month was going to boo him. I don't know why but I'm surprised he hadn't played at a gay club sooner. I guess when Anna Kournikova is your girlfriend, you only care if your penis performs well night after night!

"It was my first time performing at a gay club. But I didn't know what to expect. You get nervous, you have this adrenaline, you're going to perform for 3,000 gay men - you don't know if they're going to be silent, if they're going to boo you. I loved it. It's funny, the owner called my manager and said, 'We figured Enrique is probably going to say no....' And I said, 'Yeah. Are you kidding me?'"

"I know the gay audience is very loyal. The guy that I work with, produce all the records with, he's gay. The first person I called was him. I was like, 'Man, guess what we're doing.' He was like, 'We gotta do it. It's going to be great.' When I went on stage, they were singing so loud I couldn't hear myself. My ears were ringing for two days, I promise."

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usherforever.com may be shut down over Tameka Foster baby mama drama

Sources say Usher is trying to shut down usherforever.com because the woman behind the site, Erika Jackson, doesn't care for his fiancee, Tameka Foster.

"He's had his lawyer send her papers," said an insider.

Foster has proved unpopular with many fans, amid rumors she was responsible for the firing of Usher's manager (and mom), Jonetta Patton. In May, Usher parted ways with longtime publicist Simone Smalls, and recently his other longtime rep, Chris Chambers, left the team. Chambers is said to have disapproved of the "open letter" Usher released to fans last week.

The singer wrote: "It's disturbing that the media and bloggers (under the guise as 'fans') continuously speculate on the personal aspects of my life."

Usherforever.com repeated a scathing response to that letter, originally from Rolling Stone, which called the move "petty."

What an ass! Poor baby can't handle the fact his fans question Tameka's loyalty to him and what a pushover she seems to be. Grow up little man cause the net is a big, big, place and there's no way you're going to stop people from complaining about your bitch!

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The Beckhams Welcome To America Party

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, are throwing David and Victoria Beckham a "Welcome to America" party on Sunday. Our tipster reports, "Invitations went out all over Hollywood . . . they were printed on red velvet with tacky gold lettering."

I can understand maybe a welcome to LA / the neighborhood type of party but not a welcome to America party. I can't wait to see the photos from this all American shin dig! Any party with Tom Cruise involved just has to be a good old time. He'll throw some roofies in their drinks so he can convert them to Scientology before the night's over.

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Amateur Pornography Is Great Because People Love Watching People Have Sex?

"Amateur pornography is a great thing. You can find something for everyone on the Internet. As long as no one's hurting anyone or involving children, then hey, what's wrong with that? People love watching people having sex. I'm no different."

Heck yes porn rocks as longs as it doesn't involve blumpkins, dirty sanchez's, angry pirates, or beastiatlity. You know what kind of porn doesn't rock? When it's you and ya didn't even know you were being recorded. Been there done that folks. ;)

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Britney Spears Goes Swimming Panties and Bra Only

Britney and her pal of the moment Lucy Walsh took a dip into the ocean yesterday. X17 Online is reporting she was at the Bel Air Bar & Grill for 2 hours talking and signing papers with some suits before she went frolicking in the waves. How cute of her to let her crabs play with the rest. :)

Britney Spears Hosting Las Vegas' Club LAX Opening

Britney Spears, a fixture on the Los Angeles club scene, will host the opening of LAX nightclub in Las Vegas next month, a club rep tells PEOPLE.

LAX, whose investors include Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie's former fiancé DJ AM, opens Aug. 31 in the Luxor Hotel. "Britney Spears will host the grand opening," a club rep said Tuesday.

It's not clear if Spears, 25, will perform at the LAX opening.

I think we're really getting back to the old Britney that we all know. Sober Spears is heading right out the window! I expect K-Fed to try and snatch up the kids again pretty soon. Woo Hoo! Another white trash throw down!

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Lindsay Lohan and Criss Angel are Making Magic Together

Lindsay Lohan & Criss Angel were spotted leaving Pure nightclub early Saturday morning. I'm sure she just wants him to make the alcohol levels in her body disappear before it hits her ankle monitor. Actually, with all the time she spent in rehab, she has a lot of blowjobs to catch up on!

The 'Mean Girls' star was seen holding hands with the 39-year-old magician at Las Vegas nightclub Pure on Saturday (14.07.07) before the pair left together at 5am.

Onlookers claim the pair then went back to Lohan's hotel suite.

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Atlanta Falcons Michael Vick Dogfighting Charges

NFL star Michael Vick was indicted by a federal grand jury Tuesday on charges of sponsoring a dogfighting operation so grisly the losers either died in the pit or sometimes were electrocuted, drowned, hanged or shot.

The Atlanta Falcons quarterback and three others were charged with competitive dogfighting, procuring and training pit bulls for fighting and conducting the enterprise across state lines.

The operation was named "Bad Newz Kennels," according to the indictment, and the dogs were housed, trained and fought at a property owned by Vick in Surry County, Va.

The indictment states that dogs fought to the death -- or close to it.

If convicted, Vick and the others -- Purnell A. Peace, Quanis L. Phillips and Tony Taylor -- could face up to six years in prison, $350,000 in fines and restitution.

Good! His ass should face jail time for that kind of crap! Some say it was a property he owned but didn't necessarily live at. He knew what was going on there regardless and is completely responsible. What a crock of shit for a million dollar man to be so petty to make money off of something as cruel as dogfighting.

Grrrr! I feel much better now. :)

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Jordan and Peter Andre's Bunny Baby

Seriously? How does Jordan go from naming her first child Harvey to going completely on the other end of the spectrum and naming your baby, Bunny? I'm hoping that's just what they're calling their baby till they have a real name. Kinda like when you get a new kitten and just call it 'kitty' till you figure out a real name. ;)

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Paris Hilton's New Music

Just to pain you thru the story I've added her ultra hawt hit Stars Are Blind to listen to.

"I'm already working on my new record," Hilton tells E! Online. "I've been in meetings with Scott [Storch] and we've been working on it."

Storch is the the überproducer who helped guide Hilton through her eponymous first album. He's also known for his chart-busting work with Beyoncé Knowles, Christina Aguilera, R. Kelly, 50 Cent and Dr. Dre.

"She takes voice lessons several times a week," says an insider. "She's really serious about her music career."

"Of all her projects, her music is the most important to her," says a source close to Hilton. "She really works very hard to be taken seriously in the industry and make good music people will enjoy."

Yes, hear the song and think about Paris releasing a new album.... When my dog gets loose, I just play her music and he runs right back to the house, cause that screech of a song works better than a dog whistle. She better step her shit up hardcore if she wants to be taken seriously. Should we start a protest now? Is there a website petition to stop this bitch from recording music? Yeah right, you guys know you love it! :)

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Kirsten Dunst's Boobs Are Scary

Old men in senior citizen homes are hanging this on their walls in their rooms as we speak. Actually, the more I look at this pic the more I think her boobs look like cow udders. I bet if you open her dress a little more you'll see the other 4 hanging there. With as much as she drinks it would just be curdled, sour milk anyway. Moooo Kirsten, and get that snaggle-tooth fixed already!

Tom Brady's Baby Mama Drama

Looks like there's issues in Brady-ville with Tom's ex-girlfriend due to give birth to his baby the end of this week. Gisele must not be able to handle the baby momma drama especially since Tom's little one is going to be born on her birthday!

While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex, Bridget Moynahan is due to give birth to Brady's son on Friday - Bundchen's birthday.The tension has grown so intense that the couple fought openly in front of hotel guests in Napa while staying at the five-star Auberge du Soleil.

I'm thinking she can't handle the fact Bridget is still gonna be in his life, especially once the baby is born. Get over it Giz-smell Tom's gonna be a daddy and take on his duties. Either get over it or move on!

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Jamie Pressly Says Ugly Betty Is Boring

The new mom, whose show My Name Is Earl goes up against Ugly Betty on Thursday nights, insists Salma Hayek's sitcom is full of confusing double standards about fashion and appearance.

Pressly explains, "They're purposefully big-upping the ugly fat girl to make everybody feel great, but it also glamorizes the fact that people are getting plastic surgery because they can. It's really bizarre."

And, even though Ugly Betty is far more popular than Pressly's rival show, the pretty blonde actress admits she turned off months ago: "It bores the hell out of me."

There's plenty of shows out there that glamorize plastic surgery and fashion appearance a lot more than Ugly Betty. Don't tell me she's never seen a show like Dr. 90210! Isn't this all coming from someone who plays a hillbilly trailer park girl on TV? Thought so. ;)

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Lily Allen's Third Nipple, Tripple Nipple Video

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Dave Chappelle on Drugs or Just Exhausted?

TMZ has confirmed their reports that Dave Chappelle was hospitalized this past weekend due to physical exhaustion. He was treated with "food, water and sleep" for about 12 homes before going home.

He better not be hittin' the rock! He needs to come back to Ohio and relax for a while so I can stalk him. See how bad it is here, the best celeb I could stalk is flippin' Dave Chappelle. I love Dave but I felt like an abused stepchild when he stopped production of his show!

Christ Benoit Steroids May Have Caused Murder Suicide

Over the weekend of June 23, Benoit, 40, strangled his wife, Nancy, suffocated his 7-year-old son Daniel, and placed Bibles next to their bodies before hanging himself on a weight machine cable. According to Georgia's chief medical examiner, Dr. Kris Sperry, Benoit’s body contained an "elevated" level of testosterone and therapeutic levels of Xanax and the painkiller hydrocodone.

Dr. Sperry said that the body of Benoit's wife, Nancy, also contained therapeutic levels of hydrocodone and Xanax, and it’s likely that Daniel was sedated at the time he was murdered, because a high level of the anti-anxiety drug Xanax was found in the child’s system.

I surely hope nobody would be surprised he had steroids in his system. I'm not saying that's what caused him to murder his family and kill himself, but they are definitely known to pull some anger out in you when your doing enough cycles. See folks, in the long run 'roids just aren't worth the after effects. Why do these hardcore workout chicks REALLY want to look manly and why do the same type of guys not care if their nuts shrivel down to raisins?

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Tara Reid's Plastic Surgery Gets Worse

I'll keep my extra bit of meat on my gut before I'd take a chance of going thru surgery and getting cottage cheese belly like this! Her tits are looking a little retarded and unruly too.

David Beckham's Blog

Hi everybody,

Thanks for joining me on davidbeckham.com – it does seem incredible that in all my time playing professional football, I haven’t had my own website.

So here it is at last.

It also gives me the perfect opportunity to say goodbye to all my friends in Spain. After four years in Madrid, I’d just like to say thank you to the people there and Real Madrid fans for being absolutely incredible, not only to me, but to my family as well. I was so happy to be able to leave having given the fans something to celebrate by helping to win La Liga.

I am now moving on to an exciting new challenge at the LA Galaxy. So far, everyone has been amazing, and my family and myself have been made to feel extremely welcome. I now have a great opportunity to raise the profile of football in America, (or soccer I should say!) and that’s something I’m genuinely excited about.

Meanwhile, I’ll do my best to keep you updated with everything that’s happening whilst I am playing in the States.

I look forward to catching up with you all soon.

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Britney Spears Ugly Pictures

Then again, she hasn't looked good in about 4 years. WTFug happened to this bitch?

Christina Aguilera Pregnant Baby Bump Pictures?

I hope Christina Aguilera waits until the baby's born until she confirms she was indeed pregnant. That would be fun, not really... but, uh... ya.

Kate Hudson and Dax Sheperd

Let's wish her good luck. Kate has an awful taste in men.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Snoop Dogg's E! reality show

The US rapper - real name Calvin Broadus Jr. - will be filmed both at home and at work for a series of half hour shows on E! Entertainment Television, scheduled to be shown towards the end of this year.

The hip-hop star will be seen at his Los Angeles home with his three children and will also be filmed carrying out community work such as helping to run the youth American football league he founded.

The cameras will follow Snoop, 35, as he carries out the 800-hour community service sentence he was given after pleading no contest to gun and drug charges in April. He was also sentenced to five years probation.

I'm a total reality show whore so I'm stoked for Snoop to have his own show! I'm expecting Snoop's show to get some high ratings, he's just an entertaining dude all together. Hell we might even get to watch him pick up trash during his community service! Finally a celeb who will put it all out there for us to see, even their community service they have to serve for gun & drug charges. Love it!

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Hot Rihanna Paper Magazine Pictures

She's such a sexy bitch! I'm loving the cutesy pink tu-tu dress! You won't find anyone who can make a lollipop look more delicious. :)

Kelly Rowland Collapse Video

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Lindsay Lohan Nude Pictures Scandal

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay - and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.In what Web site owner "Nick" claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: "All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked."

Regarding the photos, Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted."

Don't they ever learn they can't have nude or sex pics / videos of themselves on their computers? Celebs are always going to be targeted for that kind of smut and they should know it by now. I'm sure there's probably photos of Calum snortin' a few lines off Lindsay's ass crack. You know I wanna see that trash! Bring it on!

Victoria Beckham Doesn't Want Good Looking Assistants Working For Her

Ol' Vicki Beckham can't handle having a hot female assistant since the alleged affair rumors of her husband David and his old assistant Rebecca Loos a couple of years ago. Can we say self-confidence issues?

In footage taken from her upcoming reality show charting the family's move to Los Angeles, Victoria demands of her successful candidate Rene, "Do you find (my husband) attractive?"She adds, "I am looking for someone professional. She can't be too good looking, she can't be too thin. It has to be all about me."

"Victoria Beckham: Coming To America" airs in both the U.S. and U.K. this week.

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Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Party Pictures from Pure in Las Vegas

Check out the alcohol monitoring bracelet on her ankle in this first pic.

Sounds like Lindsay kept it cool by drinking Red Bull and water at her post rehab Pure party. I still say there was vodka in those water bottles. :)

Kim Porter's Child Support Checks Are On The Way

Sean Combs' split with his long-suffering ex-girlfriend, Kim Porter, could cost him $1.2 million a year.

Combs agreed to pay one of his baby mamas, Misa Hylton-Brim, $30,000 a month in child support for their son, Justin. But Porter, who stuck with the hip-hop impresario/lothario on and off for 10 years, has three children with him: Christian, 10, and 7-month-old twins D'Lila Star and Jesse James.

"With Misa Hylton-Brim receiving approximately $30,000 a month, there is no reason that Ms. Porter shouldn't be able to get close to $100,000 or more per month in child support," celebrity divorce lawyer Raoul Felder told Page Six.

"That amount accounts for Porter having three children with Combs and inflation in the years since Misa received the ruling in her case."

That's right girl, get what's yours! His little dwarf ass has been running around all these years partying hard with all these women, while she stood out of the limelight but by his side. She deserves more than $100K a month for dealing with his gopher-toothed self if you ask me.

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Brandon Davis Is Broke

Paris Hilton's friend and cling-on Brandon Davis is being cut-off from his family's wealth. After making a complete ass of himself last week at his older brother's wedding by becoming totally belligerent and being carried out, I'm sure the family has had enough.

"I know for a fact that his parents cut him off," a pal tells us. "Brandon has just enough money to get a very inexpensive, low-rate room at The Standard [hotel in Miami]. We all feel sorry for him. Brandon's in a bad place and is very depressed. He has kicked his partying up big time.

How funny is that!!!! This is the fat bastard who said Lindsay was basically broke because she's only worth $7 million. Karma is a bitch isn't it? Doesn't he just looks like he smells of Frito's and ketchup on top of the sweat? The ultra funk, folks.

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