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Void without sense of humor.






The Popwreck approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon in Los Angeles. You then see Britney raise her cellphone to her face. It is unclear if she's texting or making a call. She then drives into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, "Red light, red light!" Britney then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic.Alright now she's startin' to get scary. I understand you can't drive well when you have 20 pap-smears trying to take your picture so HIRE A DAMN DRIVER!


Tom Brady in briefs? Maybe. In Touch Weekly is reporting that the Pats quarterback is being wooed to become the next celebrity model for - wait for it - Calvin Klein underwear. The mag says the football star's been offered more than $1 million to follow in the footsteps of former Funky Buncher Mark Wahlberg, whose stint in Calvin Klein skivvies served him very well indeed. Brady, who had limited his endorsement deals in past years, is suddenly pitching everything from watches (Movado) to bottled water (Glaceau).

"I refuse to crack under pressure - in fact I thrive on it. So when I read about Britney and Amy Winehouse who have suffered under it, it's sad. It is easy to criticize them but it happens. You just have to stay focused and keep your feet on the ground."source
"Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical."tmz

Sources say K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will go before L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon tomorrow morning, arguing that Britney has failed to respond in a timely manner when she is called for random drug testing. We're told Kaplan will ask to modify the existing custody order, giving Britney limited visitation rights.This ho just can't do anything right can she? She should just start showing up daily to the drug testing people and pee in cups. If she really wants to be defiant, she could just piss on the floor and say TEST THAT BITCHES!

"Marc and I are expecting a baby!" the glowing singer announced to a shocked audience.Just as surprised? Husband (and fellow tour headliner) Marc Anthony, who shrugged his shoulders, caressed his wife's stomach, then leaned over and kissed her belly. "I didn't know she was going to talk," he told the crowd.
"The whole arena went insane," says one concert-goer. "It was awesome!"
Jennifer Garner

Taye Diggs

Eric Dane

Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Iman

Ben Affleck


The Whirlpool Glass bathtub from Wasauna, touting sixteen jets and seating capacity for two persons, is made of high quality glass and stainless steel. The price tag is $3199.
Synopsis:
Despite early estimates claiming Britney Spears’ new album would take No. 1, Blackout didn't top the charts.source
It sold roughly 290,0000 its first week, coming in at No. 2 on The Billboard 200 behind The Eagles’ latest disc Long Road Out of Eden, which moved 711,000 units, Billboard.com reports.
By comparison, Carrie Underwood, who owes her fame to a 2005 American Idol win, sold 527,000 copies of Carnival Ride in the week following its October 23 release.
Jive/Zomba had estimated Blackout would sell between 330,000-350,000 in its first week.

Spies were astounded last week when they saw the two on a date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. One source said, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."Boring! No story of tongues down throats, giving lap dances, sipping wine or drinking booze from the bottle? Step it up, Mandy.




MySpace, cofounder Tom Anderson has become a celebrity since the site launched in 2003 because he's every user's first "friend": when you join MySpace, your profile is automatically linked to his.I'm thankful this story came out. I
But it turns out that Tom may have a secret: his real age.
According to public documents obtained by NEWSWEEK—including professional license information, voter registration and utility and telephone service applications—Anderson is five years older than he claims. His online profile currently lists his age as 32, but it appears he was actually born on Nov. 8, 1970, meaning he'll turn 37 next week, not 33.
"I'm pretty bummed out about it," says 25-year-old Andrew Haynes, a Seattle comedian. "I've always taken MySpace with a grain of salt, but Tom was my first friend. It's kind of messed up that he lied to me."

Paris and Nicky Hilton come in peace! The sisters attended the launch of the new Christmas collection for handbag designer Samantha Thavasa at Club XROSS in Tokyo on Monday.I love the short hair on Paris, and the way her hair is parted, it's like a fresh new spin on "The Posh." It works. :)







A former dorm matron appeared in court Monday to face a series of charges that she mistreated girls at Oprah Winfrey's $47 million South African school – while Oprah herself held a press conference declaring it "the most devastating experience of my life."
Tiny Makopo – a residential caregiver at Winfrey's Leadership Academy – did not have to enter a plea at the hearing but indicated she would plead not guilty to the charges.
Mokopo, wearing a black Adidas shirt and long green corduroy skirt, said she understood the charges against her – 13 counts of indecent assault, common assault, soliciting or enticing a minor through the commission of an indecent or immoral act and crimen inuria, which means verbal abuse.
Prosecutors asked for stringent bail conditions, noting that Mokopo allegedly abused seven victims, at least six of whom were 13-14 years old. Magistrate Thelma Simpson released Mokopo on 3,000 rand bail (about the equivalent of $450).
The magistrate ordered Mokopo to report weekly to the police station in Sebokeng, a township south of Johannesburg. She also forbid Mokopo from having any contact with staff or students at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy.
Mokopo left the courthouse in a car driven by one of her friends, avoiding a crowd of photographers waiting for her. Winfrey, who has called for justice in the case, said in a press conference Monday with South African police: "This has been one of the most devastating – if not the most devastating – experience of my entire life."
But, Winfrey added, "like all such experiences, there's always much to be gained, and I think there's a lot to be learned. We are moving forward to create a safe and open and receptive environment for the girls. And I'm also very grateful to their parents and their guardians and their caretakers for their continued trust and their support in me and also in the school.
"What I know is, is that no one – not the accused nor any persons – can destroy the dream that I have held and the dream that each girl continues to hold for herself at this school," she said.
Chicago police say actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested at the Walgreens at 757 N. Michigan Av. around 2:30 a.m. Sunday after repeatedly refusing to leave the store.