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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Flasher Sentenced

A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small. Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.But the jury at Teesside Crown Court convicted the father-of-two, of Stockton, Teesside of seven counts of outraging public decency.
During the three-day trial the defendant told the court: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that. My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."
He showed the jury photographs taken by his wife to prove his claims. But the jury convicted him of flashing in front of six different women over a number of years.

* Oh my gosh. I'm guessing he didn't have an attorney? What kind of excuse is that, 'my penis is tiny!' His wife should file for divorce.

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R.I.P. Evil Knievel (with video) - SOW
These celebrity pictures are crazy!! -CS
The Victoria Secret models are actually ugly? - RR
Jennifer Aniston keeps chipping away at her nose - CR
Poor Jennifer Love Hewitt is embarrassed people think she's fat - ND
Britney Spears' new offer to her fans - HC
Perfume for dogs! Ha. - AB
Who's looking good again? - DS
Victoria Beckham is going nekkid - GB
Which couple bought out a sex shop? - BS
Natalie Portman's NY Times screentest - PB
Project Runway's Top 13 - GTS
A true genius at work: Kellie Pickler on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - GL
Halle Berry's new ad campaign - AIW
I don't like the dress, but Shar Jackson is lookin' hawt! - JN
I have no idea why she would put out a calendar, but I guess she has fans - CRP
Britney Spears is addicted to hotels - BB



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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Cannibal Animals, China Tigers Eat Each Other

Tigers in a north China zoo that was too poor to properly feed them turned on each other, killing and eating one, zoo authorities said on Monday."There is no money. Of course (the incident) was caused by a lack of food,"a woman in the director's office at the Shenyang Bingchuan Wildlife Park told Reuters. The same zoo was shut down briefly last year due to a shortage of funds and lack of visitors, earlier media reports said. "We only receive 1,000 yuan (65 pounds) per month in government subsidies and the park is only able to generate another 1,000 yuan each month from the sale of tickets, which is the main source of income," the official said.In the incident, which happened on Sunday, four tigers got into a fight, killing one and devouring its innards.
What kind of frickin' zoo is this? If they can't afford to even feed the animals, how is this place even in business? PETA you better get on this shit!

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Why Kitchen Nightmares Makes For Good TV Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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Luciana Saliva-Something-Or-Other Has A Sex Tape Bumpshack
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Happy Birthday Jon Stewart! Allie Is Wired
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Hawaii Bikini Pictures

Jennifer Love Hewitt is thick. Her cellulite and rolls keep growing, but so does her ass.

Oooh, I'm not gonna touch this one. I'll leave it up to you to click on the pics for the large and in charge version! I DARE YOU!


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The Britney Spears Sex Shop Store

As if we don't already know enough about Britney's personal life, we get to find out plenty more and it's the good stuff, man! Turns out she's a kinky sex beast with whips, chains, furry handcuffs, mirrored ceilings, paddles and kinky outfits. Dayum! She could open her own sex shop with all that crap! Ewww, I bet she doesn't thoroughly clean them after use though cause she's just dirty like that. Ya know why? Because sources say her white couches have dog poo and diaper stains on them. Ewwwww! Oh well, on with the sex stuff!
"She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit," claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction."Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star.

Perhaps K-Fed knows that; they did make two babies. But his legal team, which scours the tabloid media for new evidence of maternal incompetence, is possibly less familiar with the claim that Brit leaves some of her sex toys out in the living room.When — and if — she regains custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 14 months, Federline may not be tickled about them finding her ticklers.

According to the mag, her "new squeeze" is Michael Marchand, a Hollywood waiter and aspiring actor. But his mom insists that they're "just friends" who like "watching videos together and playing Scrabble."
I can't knock her for having sex toys, paddles, furry handcuffs, spare goats in the closet, kinky outfits and mirrored ceilings because who doesn't? Geesh, I just built an entire new edition on my home just for my kink den. Just remember Star mag. was the main source of the story so don't take it too seriously just yet! It's still some insane stuff though, huh?

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Britney Spears 'Piece of Me' Video Disaster

Brit and her dancers showed up to the shooting of her new music video for 'Piece Of Me' sportin' blond wigs and black trench coats.
"The paparazzi are following [Britney], so they're dressed alike to trick them. They all go into a club to get away. One [photographer] sneaks in, but Britney, in the end, discovers him."
If this shiz isn't done a certain way, it's going to just be retarded! Since her last video and song received less than rave reviews, she's nervous about doing this one.
"[Spears] is really freaked out about everything. She's just really nervous and feels like everyone might make fun of her again."
As long as she's doing more than dancing on a pole and barely moving her lips, it'll be an award winner! That Gimme More crap should've been shelved during editing


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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Condom Kills Man

Condoms can't protect stupid people from becoming tragically injured.
A thrill-seeker killed himself by pulling a condom over his head to try to give himself a sexual high, an inquest has heard. Gary Ashbrook was discovered naked on his bed alongside three empty cans of nitrous oxide he used to blow up the contraceptive.The 31-year-old had been experimenting with the drug, also known as laughing gas, with friends he had met online, said housemate Michael Young, who found his body in May.

Mr Young told the inquest: 'He had been putting a condom on his head for two to three months. He learned this through some friends of his for sexual gratification.' The housemates spent the previous evening eating pizza and watching the Eurovision Song Contest on TV with friends at their home in Newhaven, East Sussex.

Friend Paul Beaton said: 'I knew he was into the sadomasochism bondage scene. I'm sure this was an accident.
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Paulina Porizkova Will Be Forced To Stare At Tyra's Wig Next Season of ANTM Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Posh Needs Some New Boobs The Rad Report
Is Brit-Brit Layin Low For A While? Gabby Babble
Sneak Peek Of Nicole Kidman In The Upcoming Movie The Golden Compass Bumpshack
The Hulkster Speaks Evil Beet Gossip
Review Of Last Nights Dancing With The Stars Finale Girls Talkin Smack
Keep Dreamin' Paris, Keep Dreamin Allie Is Wired
Is Perez HIlton Really This Lame? Webster Is My Bitch


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Amy Winehouse Cancels Concert Tour

If Amy doesn't cancel a streak of her performances, it will be a sign of the Apocalypse. Fo sho.

Crackhouse finally cancelled her tour which has been nothing but shambles since Blake got locked up. Actually, she's always had issues with live performances but the last couple weeks have been ridiculous. When you start pulling shizzle out of your bra and snorting it on stage, it's time for a wake up call.

I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.

A source inside the crisis talks told The Sun: “Amy was in Brighton this morning preparing at the Hilton for her gig in Bournemouth. She suddenly left for London for a meeting yesterday afternoon and decided she couldn’t go on. She was in a terrible state in London. She looked awful and had been in floods of tears. She was fragile and weak like an old woman. It was depressing to watch. When the tour was cancelled it was like a weight lifted off her shoulders immediately.”

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Kevin Federline Details Magazine Exclusive

Is Kevin Federline smart enough to pick up on the fact that Details is blatantly making fun of his lack of intelligence, talent and potential? Watch Kevin's video below.

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K-Fart was named one of Details Magazine's 50 Most Influential People Under 45... Seriously? Is it because he knows how to sperminate manipulate an ex-wife out of everything she has and does? UGH! Check out the video below for a small bit of his interview.





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Lindsay Lohan's Bad Taste in Men

Lindsay spent Thanksgiving in New York with her family and even got some family counseling in with Ali, dad Michael, and White Oprah mom Dina. Knowing how Lindsay runs through men as often as Britney goes without underwear, her rehab man Riley Giles didn't seem too thrilled with the Lohan family fun. Time for her to move on to the next loser!
Although Giles had Thanksgiving dinner with Lindsay and members of her mother's family, he wasn't terribly interested in impressing her relatives. It turns out that Giles, who met the starlet at the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah, spent his holiday weekend nights out partying in the city without his girlfriend."Lindsay is trying to fill her time with nondrinking and nonpartying activities," a Lohan friend told us.While the fashion-savvy star spent Friday and Saturday shopping at Armani Exchange and Intermix with her mom and sister, her new boyfriend slept late on Saturday, having partied the night before at Pink Elephant.

A Lohan friend said: "Riley was not very well behaved when he came back to New York with Lindsay. He was out every night without her, and I'm not sure how much longer that relationship is going to last."
It's good to hear she's trying to keep sober and stay out of the spot light for a bit but she needs to upgrade on the men!

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Sean Taylor Shot Dead, Killed by Home Intruder

Sean was only 24 years old and he had a bright future ahead of him.

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Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor died early Tuesday, a day after the Pro Bowl player was shot at home by what police say was an intruder. He was 24. Family friend Richard Sharpstein said Taylor's father told him the news around 5:30 a.m. Taylor, the fifth overall pick in the 2004 NFL draft following an All-American season at the University of Miami, was shot early Monday in the upper leg, damaging the key femoral artery and causing significant blood loss.

"His father called and said he was with Christ and he cried and thanked me," said Sharpstein, Taylor's former lawyer. "It's a tremendously sad and unnecessary event. He was a wonderful, humble, talented young man, and had a huge life in front of him. Obviously God had other plans."

Taylor died at Jackson Memorial Hospital, where he had been airlifted after the shooting early Monday, Sharpstein said.
It's sad when someone has to lose their life at such a young age. Our thoughts go out to his friends and family.

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Monday, November 26, 2007

Danielynn Larry Birkhead Pictures

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This dude just amazes me. He holds Dannielynn like a piece of merchandise so the Paps can get a good picture of her in her 'Who's Your Daddy?' shirt. She's really getting cute isn't she?

* This is my last post for the day but I've got plenty of linkage for you to enjoy! *

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Quiet Riot's Lead Singer Was Found Dead Allie Is Wired
Kimora Lee Simmons Is Getting Sued By Macy's Gabby Babble
911 Tapes Confirm Nick Hogan Was Racing During His Accident Celebrity Smack
Kate Hudson Is Looking A Little Fug Webster Is My Bitch
Pete Went Comes To Save The Day For Asslee Simpson Bree Says
Are You Ready For Tonights DWTS Finale?!? Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Check Out Jessica Alba's Eyes Bumpshack
Tyra Banks Has Let Her Wig Run Her Life Holy Candy
Lindsay's Looking Good These Days Evil Beet
David Beckham In All His Hotness The Rad Report


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Salma Hayek's Baby Pictures Daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault

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Salma Hayek gives the world a first glimpse of her daughter with her businessman fiancé François-Henri Pinault, Valentina Paloma Pinault, born Sept. 20.
Awww, that little thing looks like she had some liquor in her bottle. She's got the half drunken smile goin on.

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Amy Winehouse Tampon Pictures

Amy Winehouse has no idea of how to be classy. She's a disaster in these pictures.

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These photos were taken after a gig in London Saturday night. That heroin and crack is pushing Amy further into the Fug category. I just want to know what the hell is hanging out from under her dress?!? My first thought is a tampon string but it can't be.. It just can't! Or can it?


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Hulk Hogan Divorce

Maybe Hulk Hogan doesn't know best – after 24 years of marriage, his wife, Linda Marie Bollea, has filed for divorce.

Bollea, 46, filed divorce papers Tuesday in Pinellas County, records show. She has been married to Terry Gene Bollea, 53, more famously known as Hulk Hogan, since 1983 and the couple has two children, Brooke, 19, and Nick, 17.

Word of the split was first reported by WTVT, the Fox affiliate in Tampa.

According to the St. Petersburg Times, a Times reporter reportedly broke the news to Hogan on Friday night.

He thanked the reporter for the "great information" then called back five minutes later to say, "I'm kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. ... Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. ... I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here."

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The Bachelor Couple Mary Delgado Byron Velvick Arrested for Domestic Violence

Mary Delgado was abusing Byron Velvick.

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ABC's "The Bachelor" series favorites, Byron Velvick and Mary Delgado, got into a bloody brawl.

In one of the best Bachelor season finale's Byron got down on one knee, gave marry a romantic speech and proposed to her in English and Spanish so that her family could understand what was going on.

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Shortly after the sixth season finale, the two began to shack up. They've been together for three years and now I finally know why they haven't gotten married yet.
According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Department, Mary Delgado punched Byron, causing his upper lip to bleed. She was arrested in Tampa, Florida for alleged domestic battery. The incident occurred Wednesday just after midnight. Cops say alcohol was a factor.

This is pretty impressive. Mary looks like she's 5'3 and 115, and Byron looks like he's 6'2 and 230. Does she bench press? This bitch has some balls, at least someone in the relationship does.


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Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis Abuse in Panama City, Florida Jail

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis can't get over the fact that he's not receiving special treatment in jail. He's scared and he wants the public to know.

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Joe Francis is revealing what went down in a Panama City, Florida jail.

Francis told Page Six, "I fear for my life if I have to go back there [Florida]. These are scary people down there. If I get sent back, they will retaliate. They killed that kid . . . I think I would have been dead or I'd be drooling in a cup."

He said guards at the Florida jail, in addition to not giving him toilet paper or meals, forced him to wear ankle shackles that cut his skin and made him bleed in the shower.

"They treated me like I was a terrorist.They'd put my food just out of reach and laugh with each other, 'Oh, I guess Joe wasn't hungry today.' "

He also said he was "tortured" in Oklahoma's Grady County Jail, where he stayed for three weeks while being transferred to a prison in Nevada. He claims guards threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48 hours and refused to give him a blanket.

Francis is awaiting trial in Reno for federal tax evasion. In Florida, he faces charges for using minors in a sexual performance when two girls, then 17, were videotaped by his company in 2003 in a motel shower. It was later revealed the girls lied about their age.

Homie needs to write a book!

On a serious note, abuse isn't cute, and unless you committed some heinous crime, you shouldn't be tortured and abused by anyone. He should face consequences for tax evasion but Joe Joe shouldn't be imprisoned when these underage attention whore sluts lied about their age. Release the infamous man whore! Sluts forever.


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Kevin Federline's New Haircut

Daddy Dude's new haircut.



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Eddie Murphy is a Jerk

Eddie Murphy refuses to meet his daughter with Mel B.
Murphy has reportedly told his legal team he has no interest in ever meeting his daughter. A source told The Sun, "Mel was furious. She had been planning to take Angel to the courthouse to meet her dad for the first time."

Considering that Eddie didn't even want to acknowledge he was the father and postponed on taking a DNA test, this is not entirely surprising. Not only is he a shameless jerk, but I wonder if he's not over Mel B. I think she was the best thing to happen to him. She's so gorgeous and fun! Tracey Edmonds has nothing on her. You can tell that bitch is a prude in bed.

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Brad Womack After The Finale Rose The Bachelor Episode Recap

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I stayed in so I can see wtf Brad had to say for himself last night. As a female, we're all offended by his nonsense. It almost feels personal when a man can behave like such an ass and we're forced to accept it. You're not always able to hear why some people choose to break off a relationship, and, last night viewers thought they'd be given that opportunity. Not so much, or more like, not at all.

First of all, Brad Womack is an inarticulate mutherfucker. He's no longer "hot," he is beyond fugly at this point. When someone who can't put a sentence together without injecting "look you in the eye" into it somehow, you got problems.

Next, claiming that you didn't want to commit and proclaiming that you "have issues" is no excuse. That's something you should have thought about before you auditioned, and if you "have issues" you don't have to go to extremes to lead these poor women on.

It was obvious the host was completely disgusted with Brad. It was great when he asked him, "Don't you think that makes you look like a jerk?!" or something along those lines. It was so clever. It was the host's way of calling him a jerk indirectly. Nice. The host also kept asking Jenni if she lost respect for Brad. Nice again. That was also his way of calling him a a-hole without spelling it out.

Brad also repeatedly said, "I care so much about you" to both girls. He has a creative way of showing it! He also wanted to paint the picture that he's a great, innocent guy and what he did was actually commendable, saying, "I showed both of you the utmost respect by walking away." Um, hmm... yeah!

I was literally screaming at the television. I wanted to jump in the tube and slap Brad. The last straw for me was when he hugged DeAnna as she walked off and told her, "I'll miss you more than you'll ever know" to which she replied, "Please don't say that to me right now."

The host announced that Brad made ABC fly DeAnna's dad out for the proposal. Brad was going to propose to DeAnna, so what went wrong? He's a dumb motherfucker and he doesn't know a good thing when he sees one even if she's sitting next to him, crying on a couch.

Throughout her appearance, DeAnna cried and begged for another chance, saying she was hoping Brad would change his mind on the show last night. It's confusing. DeAnna is so gorgeous and Brad's not worthy of her or any other girl who doesn't just want to drop her panties but seeks a longterm commitment.

ABC brought out their 2 success story couples, Ryan and Trista and Mary and Chris (forgot his name) during the beginning and ending of the show. They were so desperate to prove to viewers that The Bachelor isn't trash. Too bad it is, and too bad so many women have had to get dumped on television. Breakups are hard enough.

Down with Brad! I don't want to see him do any press again ever. Next yo!


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Robin Thicke Rihanna GQ Magazine Pictures




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