Britney Spears makes no effort to hide from her country redneck meets slut on crack with knotted weaves roots, but now she's dating, as in having sex with, a paparazzi photographer. Desperate anyone?
It was a cool, crisp night in Hollyweird when our dear, elegant Britney Spears stopped at a gas station to take a piss.
She also called her new bodyguard and got into a spat on her cell. After dat, she tried to book space in a recording studio for the night but was told all the spots were filled. Brit then made two more bathroom stops, then asked a pap named Phillipe to get in her Mercedes. He did just that, and they drove to a Malibu restaurant. Brit then went inside, released her nips, removed her bra and put on a red shirt.
Britney then asked Phillipe to call his fellow pap, Adnan. A few months ago, Brit Brit said on tape that she thinks Adnan is cute.
Adnan then rushed to the dirty weave trainwreck, they met up and drove for about an hour. Brit then changed into a pink wig and leopard dress before heading to The Peninsula Hotel where she could give it to her new dude.
Adnan came out an hour later then went back into the hotel where he stayed until 10 a.m. After dat, Adnan went to Brit's crib where he stayed most of Sunday.
A source said, "He and Brit have been flirting for months now. He's always the one to pump her gas, or hold her car door open for her, or run crowd-control to help her out. He always puts himself in the position of being the knight in shining armor."
This is proof chivalry's not dead. Open a bitch's door and she'll let you eff her. Awwww. But you know Adnan did all the work. Just by looking at lazy, classy Britney and imagining the stench emitting from her weaves, you can just tell she falls asleep while giving oral unless she's had a few fraps.
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