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Void without sense of humor.
Beyonce and Jay Z got married at Jay Z's apartment yesterday in New York. 50 - 60,000 white orchids were flown in for the occassion and guests including Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, and Venus and Serena Williams were in attendance. Fellow Destiny's Child members Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams showed up. All attendees were instructed to wear ivory. 
"I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice.At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine."As far as his 15-year marriage to Houston is concerned, it "was doomed from the very beginning. Within the first year we separated, with several more to follow," Brown writes. "I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children." - What a saint, he is! Good one, Bobby.
"I am guilty of sleeping with other women . . . Women are always throwing themselves at you. I'm only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes . . . I let the testosterone take over."One of his most public indiscretions was an affair with former exotic dancer Karrine "Superhead" Steffans. "Yes, I've slept with her," he confesses. "Yes, I've spent several nights at her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for."

He may have had a good pull and tuck via Gastric Bypass or some band thingy inserted around his waist or sumthin' or other. He couldn't have naturally lost that much weight so quickly. That's not really in question, well, it's not interesting to me. I wanna know what's in his Starbucks cup and why he has a straw in the little hole where you're supposed to put your lips. That's not going green a-hole, save the straws!


Wearing a simple black shift dress, a solemn-looking Rae, 29, was among the last to leave. She was taken away in car to attend the wake, held at the Wardrobe Bar, where the pair first met, London's Daily Mail reports.Rae's body was found in his Leeds apartment on March 22. Police believe he died of a drug overdose. They are awaiting toxicology reports.

"Ten years ago, when Nancy and I became a couple, the idea of us having a child was more dream than plan. I always wanted to have children. However, due to severe endometriosis 20 years ago, Nancy had to undergo a hysterectomy and is unable to carry a child.But after the success of our custom screen-printing business and a move from Hawaii to the Pacific Northwest two years ago, the timing finally seemed right. I stopped taking my bimonthly testosterone injections. It had been roughly eight years since I had my last menstrual cycle, so this wasn’t a decision that I took lightly. My body regulated itself after about four months, and I didn’t have to take any exogenous estrogen, progesterone, or fertility drugs to aid my pregnancy."A year and many doctors later, Thomas got pregnant with triplets, but the pregnancy was ectopic. He lost his embryos and his right fallopian tube. His second pregnancy is a success and he's due on July 3, 2008.
"Doctors have discriminated against us, turning us away due to their religious beliefs. Health care professionals have refused to call me by a male pronoun or recognize Nancy as my wife. Receptionists have laughed at us. Friends and family have been unsupportive; most of Nancy’s family doesn’t even know I’m transgender."

Brady Green, who is accused of stalking Tyra Banks has been released by the Manhattan Criminal Court. Brady was making multiple phone calls and sending letters to Tyra since early January, and even showed up in person to her TV studio with flowers. Now that he has been released, her staff at the studio fear he may show up again. Can we say freak boy?Colleagues at the studio where Banks shoots The Tyra Banks Show are now petrified the Green may return. “There’s no security at this building,” said a producer at the studio. It’s very scary.” Photos of Green are still being handed out at the studio, with a warning to stay away from him.This dude can call me and send me letters cause my life is pretty boring. I could definitely use a crazy stalker right now to spice up my life. Brady, give me a call and we'll work something out. ;)




My least favorite ugly as bitch remains just that - an ugly ass bitch! This Amy Winehouse infection picture made me nauseous and queasy so I had to post, even on my day off.However, the rash, which she has reportedly been taking antibiotics to clear up, does not appear to be healing.
And in general, Amy's health appears to have deteriorated since her comeback Grammys performance, with her once healthy-looking skin now appears scabby, and blemished.


"Lauren's line is not necessarily something I would wear. She's trying a high-fashion thing, but it's a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can't afford $200 for one dress."Montag also insists she's a more legit fashionista than her former fashion-school classmate.Heidi is my girl! :) Lauren is talentless, that's why her "designs" look like everything I've seen at Kmart and Target for the past 10 years. She's boring and she's trying to bring her trash to the elite with sky high prices for some of the blandest clothes I've ever seen. Sit down, bitch! Something tells me Heidi's clothes are gonna be much cuter than LC's.
"When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development," she snipes.

Is makeunder a word? I think I just made it up. I may have heard it before, though, but who cares? My point is, Joe Joe is lookin' rough and busted.
He's obviously been eating his sorrows away while incarcerated. I thought the food there stinks and is rotted out, smelly and slimy? Maybe I just don't know how it works.

The American Idol and E! host has been seeing Sunset Tan star Holly “Olly” Huddleston for a few months now. Ryan has managed to keep the relationship hush-hush since the couple started dating, but Holly has been seen recently backstage at Idol tapings, adding fuel to the rumor mill. Ryan, 33, and Holly, 22, reportedly met through a mutual E! network connection.I refuse to believe anything besides Ryan likes being tea bagged and being a power bottom.