Ashlee Simpson Ring Photos

Ashlee Simpson's engagement diamond ring is gorgeous! Well done, Pete.

Mom-to-be Ashlee Simpson and fiancé Pete Wentz are aglow in New York City as Ashlee shows off her new engagement ring, while her Fall Out Boy beau rests his hand near her tummy.

The happy couple also had a double date with Nicole Richie and Benji Madden last night.

Mischa Barton Fat, Gained Weight

Mischa Barton brought her pasty self and cottage cheese, dimpled thighs to the beach where she posed in a cute bikini, trying her best to look hot. She failed miserably.

Is it just me, or does Mischa Barton look like she's eaten one too many times this year? I see some light love handles, cellulite... meat, and worst of all, I can't count all of her ribs! Bitch is getting "fat!"

Now you know I'm just joking and I think Mischa looks hot. These pictures also make me wonder - is there a decline of skinny ass bitches in Hollywood? It's like female celebs are getting over the whole skeletor look e.g. Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Mary Kate Olsen, even Tara Reid doesn't look like she vacations at concentration camps. With the exception of a few, I think we may be on to something here...

Lookin' good, Mischa.

Serena Williams Bikini

Serena Williams manages to squeeze her fat ass and monster thighs into a bikini. Why can't she wear a one-piece, some spanx and a robe?

Alicia Keys Conspiracy Theorist, Alicia Keys Government Play so Black People To Kill Each Other

Does Alicia Keys sound racist, paranoid, or both?

That subtly sexy siren who sings family-friendly fare is also an out-and-out conspiracy theorist who wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck and believes Tupac and Biggie Smalls were assassinated, their rivalries stoked by “the government and the media to stop another great black leader from existing."

In this issue’s Blender magazine, Keys proves herself to be more Rev. Wright than Aretha, saying things like gangsta rap was a ploy by the government to “convince black people to kill each other.”

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Miley Cyrus Teeth Pictures

Miley Cyrus tries to fix her ugly, tiny teeth. Too bad she can't fix her weird, crooked smile.

"It looks as though she's had some porcelain veneers put on her front teeth. And her small incisors appear to have been covered to make them look longer and more balanced with the rest of her mouth," Michael D. Kosdon, D.D.S., a Burbank, Calif.-area dentist.

I'm sure she probably did get her teeth whitened, but I don't think she got veneers. Her teeth don't really look any different and you can't see her bottom teeth in one pic to tell if there's a couple snaggles still down there or not!

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Jessica Simpson Topless Webcam Videos

Jessica Simpson knows how to keep her man Tony Romo interested in her when they're apart, by performing for him in front of her webcam. Jess does sexy little dances for Tony which I'm sure gets his knob hard for a good jack off later.

"Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. ... She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy.... She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other."

Heck yes she better stay on there till he finishes! You can't leave a man with blue balls.

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Rock of Love Daisy, The Muppet Lookalike

You know, I haven't said anything much on her about this Rock of Love season but Daisy seriously looks like Janice from the Muppet Show band.

That has bothered me since the first episode aired! You know Bret can't see beyond her fish lips and balloon tits so she has a great chance of winning it all. I've been rooting for Ambre this whole season so I'm seriously pulling for her to win. I still don't understand why she lied about her age since Bret's no spring chicken himself! No matter who wins it sucks for them cause they have to deal with those bad wigs of his!

Whitney Houston Celebrity Fight Night

Man it's like old times seeing Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner together! I used to think Bodyguard was the best movie ever when in actuality it was just Whitney's rendition of 'I will always love you' that was so hot. She's still looking good but a bit tipsy or on small hit of crack.