Jake Gyllenhaal Restaurant, Jake Gyllenhaal Opening Organic Restaurant

Jake Gyllenhaal is talented on screen and in the kitchen! The talented chef will be opening an organic restaurant in Los Angeles. Jake Gyllenhaal's restaurant will be a joint venture with chef Chris Fisher.

Jake Gyllenhaal is developing a new organic restaurant venture with top cook Chris Fisher.

Sources claim the movie star once promised himself he’d open a top-end eatery if his acting career took off by the time he was 30. He’s 27.

And Gyllenhaal, who has made regular appearances on top chef Mario Batali’s hit U.S. cookery show Molto Mario, is getting serious about cooking up a restaurant.

Life & Style magazine reports that Gyllenho and Fisher are looking at spots in L.A. so they can open up their own eatery. The source adds, that "cooking is his [Gyllenhaal]'s big hobby and his passion."

It's also reported that Jake will be going to Italy this summer for inspiration for his new restaurant.

Jakey Pooh, you don't gotta cook me nothin'! You could be dinner and dessert! And breakfast and lunch! Just come over. :)

Good luck, Jake! :)

Gabrielle Union Naked Pictures

Gabrielle Union is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, and that's when she has clothes on! Check out this nude photo of Gabrielle Union for Allure magazine.
I want more!

Gary Coleman Divorce Court Episode

Gary Coleman is so broke ass, and such a delusional has been that he wants to appear on Divorce Court so he can file for separation from his 22 year-old fugly wife. Watch out now. I can't wait to find out when they finally had sex for the first time, because 8 months into their marriage or so, Gary admitted he was still a virgin.
Gary Coleman and the 22 year-old redhead he lost his virginity to are gonna end their relationship on TV.

On a special two-part session of Divorce Court, 80’s child star Gary Coleman and his new wife Shannon have come to Divorce Court seeking Judge Toler’s advice on their troubled marriage before it’s too late.Gary says he met Shannon on a movie set and was glad to know Shannon did not know who he was when they first met. Shannon proposed a year later after an argument.

Gary is in love with Shannon and calls her his star protector. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s anger issues and blames her for anything that goes wrong and is sick of playing the blame game.

Gary is reportedly a big fan of the show and wants counselling from the judge. Their episode is scheduled to air May 1st.

Shannon's tired of Gary flying off the handle, throwing things at her and butting his head against the wall when he's upset. She obviously sucks in bed. He's fuckstrated.

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Mariah Carey is the World's Biggest Diva

Mariah Carey made an American Idol appearance and it was hell to work with her! Everything had to be perfect, and shots had to be re-filmed if she didn't think the lighting was right.

According to Fox.com's Pop Tart column, lighting and camera technicians complained that Carey was a complete diva while taping the show. The crew claims to have been made to put more than normal effort into positioning lights and camera angles, only to be double checked my the star's personal staff.

"We had to reshoot one of the questions," one cameraman told the column. "I had to change the lighting and alter the position and do it again because we went off angle slightly. She has a director of photography with her at all times and can only be shot from the waist up."

Carey performed on the show's live taping, using a jewel-encrusted microphone and mic stand.

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Kelly Clarkson Naked Pictures

Fat ass and delusional Kelly Clarkson enjoys walking around her home nude because she claims she just likes to be naked.

Hopefully Kelly Clarkson doesn't throw any dinner parties whatsoever. The out of shape American Idol winner walks around her house in the nekkid, even when others are around.

According to a close source who spoke to Us Weekly, the Grammy-winning pop star enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not just when close friends are around, but even when her home is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings,” reports the magazine.

Why? “I just really like being naked,” the “American Idol” star tells visitors with an apologetic shrug, according to the magazine.

I can just picture her loose pubes falling all over the carpet (you know she doesn't shave), as she walks over to the fridge for some burritos, then starts farting. "I just really like burritos" Kelly says as she starts laughing so hard, she busts into 'the laugh and fart' super stink combo.

I love doing that, don't you? You know when you're around your boyfriend and his sister or you're just meeting some people for the first time and you're laughing so hard you laugh and fart simultaneously? It's the best way to leave a good lasting impression!

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Nicole Kidman Baby Bump

Nicole Kidman is flaunting her baby bump! All this time she just looked slightly bloated, but now she's in full bloom. Nicole is glowing and she looks gorgeous!

Star Jones Divorces Gay Husband, Al Reynolds

Attention whore and former fatass diva, Star Jones, goes on the record about filing for divorce from her gay husband...

but I want more. I wanna know about all the strap on use, the borrowed makeup, the late night phone calls from gay lovers and all that damn anal she had to keep her gay hubby happy!

After filing for divorce from hubby Al Reynolds almost a month ago, Star Jones is speaking for the first time about the sour relationship.

Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”

Yeah hopefully you'll be stronger and wiser by not marrying a gay man! Star, you've had 'dumbass' written on your forehead for the past 3 years!

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Crackhead Amy Winehouse Gets Into Another Fight

What's a crackhead to do but incite brawls?!

Amy Winehouse was out partying until 4 am last night, and proving she could be part of the WWE. Amy got upset with a dude outside the club so she headbutted him and punched him in the face. Oh yeah! Crackhead anger at its best! Next thing you know she's gonna start throwing heroine syringes like a ninja!

Amy “got upset and lashed out, headbutting a guy hard in the face and also punched him,” said the onlooker. “Her concerned friends rushed outside and dragged her back inside the pub.” She then headed into a sweet shop and appeared to help herself to a paper, fags and sweets before racing back to a waiting cab. And then to Amy’s surprise, she smacked her face into a lamppost.

After being dropped back at her London flat, the 24-year-old songstress infuriated one last bystander allegedly short changing the taxi driver $40, telling him his ride “wasn’t worth it”. She then realized she couldn’t get back into her own home as her pal had her keys and money, so she prized open her garage door to gain entry.

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Paris Hilton, Benji Madden Wedding Update

Paris Hilton is dating Benji Madden for attention and attention only. Now the heiress opens up on rumors that she'll get married to Benji in a joint wedding with Joel Madden and Nicole Richie.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have been together for a whopping two months and the girl says she's in love. Doesn't she fall in love with any man who can handle her for longer than a week? Anyway, as she confesses her love for Benji, she also says she has no plans of a double wedding with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

"He's definitely different than any guy I've ever been with. He makes me feel really happy, comfortable and really in love." Now the two are readjusting to life in L.A. after all their time on the road. "It's great," she said. "I think the way it works so well is that we're best friends and we totally trust each other and we're in love and we have an amazing time together."

And while Hilton admits it's "a lot of fun" dating best friend Nicole Richie's brother, she said there's no double wedding in the works. "No!" she insisted with a laugh. But, she added, "We're really happy right now."

Well it looks like they can stop production on Paris' new TV show about finding her new best friend since Benji took that spot. I'm sure Paris never meant that she wanted a double wedding with Nicole and Joel in the first place, she was just wanting a double fisting from the twins.

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Ashlee Simpson on Jay Leno, Little Miss Obsessive

No one can croak through a song like Ashlee Simpson. She really IS talented!

Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Lesbian Fight with Ashley Olsen

Lindsay Lohan has become possessive and apparently aggressive over her lez lover Samantha Ronson. While Lindsay and Sam were partying this past weekend at the Beatrice Inn, Lindz flipped out on Ashley Olsen for even speaking to Sam. Just because you say 'what's up' to somebody doesn't mean you wanna give 'em a hand job or a quick hump!

"Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend!'" Not only that, but Lindsay was reportedly upset when she went to see Sam on Saturday because she "was ignoring her". The source explained: "Samantha was really focused on her work and didn't leave the booth for anything."

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Natalie Portman Pee, Natalie Portman Dog Pees on Natalie Portman Picture

Check out this awesome photo of Natalie Portman getting pissed on by some nappy ass dog. She should've just kicked the little bastard. Send that sucker soarin' through the air! Betcha he'd think twice about pissing on someone again. ;)

Portman, who has been spotted in the West Village in recent days with her bearded boyfriend, Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart, was walking her dog with him yesterday when the brazen piddling took place. While she was getting a pup's-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller's frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes - and then ambled on its way.

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Rock of Love 2 Reunion Videos

If you didn't watch the craziness that unfolded on Vh1's Rock of Love 2 reunion disaster of a trailer trash reality, show, watch it all here right now!

Jodie Marsh Breast Implants Pictures

Jodie Marsh topless, Jodie Marsh gets new breast implants and shows them off to the world.

Lindsay Lohan's Facebook Page Hacked

Lindsay Lohan's Facebook page has been leaked! Lindsay writes sexy messages to her lesbian girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Lindsay Lohan calls herself, Lindsay Ronson.
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Victoria Beckham Pussy Cat Dolls, Caesar's Palace Pussycat Dolls Show

Does Victoria Beckham make the sexiest Pussycat Doll in history?! You decide.

Victoria Beckham will be joining the Pussycat Dolls for a performance at Caesar's Palace in Vegas. All we can hope for is one of those popcorn ball tits to flop out of her bra. You know Vicki will be lip syncing and it's not like we haven't seen her wearing next to nothing before, so let's all pray for the boobs to make an appearance.

The former Spice Girl, 34, will join the group for one night only at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Pussycat Dolls spokesperson Alisa Boushey said: “Victoria’s been in talks with the Dolls for some time and will be joining them on-stage. “She would have done it sooner but it’s been a question of her busy schedule. But it will be happening very soon.” Victoria will also design her own costume for the one-off performance. “This is a great opportunity for her.”

She has a busy schedule? Doing what? Figuring out which bug eyed sunglasses to wear with each outfit? That skinny bitch didn't even promote her own clothing line and it failed, so don't tell me she's busy.

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Clay Aiken Wears Makeup, Clay Aiken Looks Pretty on The Tyra Banks Show

Clay Aiken sure is pretty when he's caked in foundation and blush! Every single picture of Clay Aiken is a declaration of his homosexuality. He doesn't have to say a word, 'queer' is tattoeed across his face, and I love it.

Clay Aiken stops by The Tyra Banks Show Monday to help the host celebrate her 500th episode at the show's New York studios. The singer, who's currently starring on Broadway in Spamalot, gave away tickets to the musical.

Tranny Tyra and Queen Clay look like they were made for each other. By the looks of this photo they even share the same makeup! I know they put makeup on everyone for TV shows, but Clay almost has Tyra beat on the blush. Clay, just hack your penis off and the transformation into a woman will be complete!

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Jessica Simpson Licking Tony Romo Birthday Party Photos

These are pics of Jessica Simpson at Tony Romo's birthday bash but it seriously looks like Smurf porn to me... That's just because I'm a total pervert and sick in the mind.
Who isn't?

Jessica: Hey baby, check out this thick chunk of Smurf sperm on my cheek!

Tony: Wait, you got a little bit on your chin, lemme put that in yo mouth.

Tony: Oh wait a minute, I'll just lick it off for ya. Smurf Juice... just like blueberries! ;)

Jessica: Look! Papa Smurf's lover even took part in the gang bang!

Heidi Montag Nose, Breasts, Lips, Now Butt Implants

Heidi Montag is avoiding the most important surgery she could possibly have, other than a brain or talent transplant, but she's refusing to file down her Jay Leno chin and she rather appear to be half horse, half woman.

The Hills star wants to plump up her booty. Too bad no one cares about your flat ass, bitch!

Heidi Montag is not done yet. "The Hills" actress is considering a butt implants, Life&Style reports.

I dunno about you, but the last thing I look at is Heidi Montag's flat ass (unless she's flaunting it on the cover of Maxim). I'm too mesmerized by her chin - how does she get it to stick out like that and look so damn long? And her boob job isn't half bad. I'd stare at her tits too, anything but her ass. No one cares, bitch! Fix your damn chin and your teeth.

Oh, and Heidi and Spencer want their own reality show. That's one show I'm not watching because it will be faker than Heidi's lips. I think their 15 minutes is starting to wear off. They're overexposing themselves and they can't be "engaged" forever. Better get hitched, backspace that, better get knocked up, leak it to Us Weekly, deny it for six months, and then get hitched if ya wanna remain on the C-List, bitches.

Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey - Hot New Couple

Mariah Carey can't be a true diva if she's dating a scrawny nobody like Nick Cannon. This is an odd couple, y'all! And it's just the kind of union I've been missing ever since Whitney and Bobby split.

What is it about this scrawny D-lister that puts women under a spell? I would never guess that Mariah would stoop this low.

What is going on with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon?

They were reportedly getting cozy in Las Vegas this past weekend, and now I just spotted the two of them together at the Beverly Hills Hotel!

The pair were sitting in the backseat of a very large black Bentley stopped at the entrance of the hotel, which was preventing other cars from coming and going. Not sure what the deal was, but the two stayed put as a couple of gals from their entourage kept getting in and out of the car.

Carey, 39, and Cannon, 27, never left the luxury sedan and were finally whisked away by their driver around 8:30 p.m.

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Ashlee Simpson Today Show Little Miss Obsessive Video Performance

Ashlee Simpson's singing sounds worse than Macy Gray with strep throat. Ashlee Sipmson sucks live. Pay her never to sing again, please!

Lindsay Lohan, Lesbian Girlfriend Samantha Ronson Living Together

And according to reports, Samantha has ‘pretty much moved in’ with Lohan in order to help keep the troubled singer/actress clean and sober. According to an insider, “Sam still has her own place, but she spends every night at Lindsay’s,” to keep her from being tempted back into drinking and drugs.

Not really surprised. But these two make one hell of a mismatched looking couple. And you know Sam has to use a strap-on on Linds day and night cause she can't survive without dick.

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Tori Spelling, The Gay Icon

Tori Spelling, God bless her heart! Gay people will never talk to her again, except to tell her fugly ass that she sucks and she will never be a gay icon.Tori Spelling told Reuters:

"I'm a huge fan of gays. They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they've labeled me as."

Bitch is out of touch! And she needs to visit more gay bars and clubs to find out what they think of her. They'd tell her to work on her face, her hair, her makeup and her fashion. Fugly bitch, please!

I don't really think it's progressive when people say, "I'm a huge fan of the gays!" Would anyone say, 'I'm a huge fan of the blacks!' Or, 'I'm a huge fan of the whites!' ? It makes gay people sound like some accessory or Chanel glasses. Stop it already.

Gays can call themselves, "the gays" but something about straight people saying "the gays" sounds too "us vs. them". And, of course, I'll probably always say "the gays," but just look at that picture of Tori Spelling above her quote? I'm harsher on fugly ass bitches. Call me shallow if you wanna. Maybe you're just not a huge fan of "the shallows."