Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Break up but Papa Joe Begs Tony to Attend Wedding

Jessica Simpson is pathetic! She has Tony Romo, her ex boyfriend go with her to her younger sister's wedding so that she won't feel like a loser. How awkward is this?!!!

Colin Farrell Skinny Manorexic Picture

Colin Farrell is skin and bones after losing weight for a new role.

Crazy Trisha Walsh-Smith New Videos

Scarlett Johansson AOL Sessions, Falling Down Video

Scarlett Johansson is honestly giving a singing career her very best efforts. She's talented, gorgeous but does Scarlett want more street cred? Is she delusional? Or is she so confident, she doesn't care if she's embarassing herself?

Scarlett Johansson AOL sessions video

Audrina Patridge Breast Implants, Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Audrina Patridge is in a new movie where she runs around on the beach, flaunting her breast implants. Audrina Patridge looks hot!

Amy Winehouse Drug Video, Amy Winehouse Pete Doherty Crazy, Amy Winehouse YouTube Video

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty recorded this very disturbing video. What do you think?

Hollywood Babylon: It's Back Explosive Excerpts and Daniel Radcliffe nude pictures, Ewan McGregor Naked Pictures, Richard Gere Penis Pictures

And Johnny Depp's massive "donkey dick."

Marilyn Monroe had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."

James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy. Elia Kazan, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was."

Elvis Presley got it on with Nick Adam

Lucille Ball was a hooker before she was famous. Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero.

Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson.

Nikki Cox Plastic Surgery Pictures, Nikki Cox Huge Lips, Restalyne Injections

Nikki Cox was once a beautiful girl but now she's a redheaded Joan Rivers. Nikki Cox lips weigh more than one-third of her body. She's gorgeous but she's insecure and ugly as hell now too.

Britney Spears Costa Rica Bikini Pictures

Britney Spears is in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson and her father, Jamie Spears. Britney Spears gets in a bikini and has fun at the beach, light gut and all.

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Joel Madden Cheating on Nicole Richie with Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is strictly vagina now, she doesn't want Joel Madden, but Star magazine is implying that Joel Madden cheated with Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie was crying over it.Lindsay: I'm just going to keep staring at Joel until I figure out what Nicole Richie sees in him.

Joel: Where am I?

Star Magazine claims that Nicole Richie was "crushed" because it seemed that her boyfriend Joel Madden was "more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records."

Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel!

“Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers,” says one onlooker. “Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn’t turning her away.”

Making the situation worse, Nicole frantically tried to call Joel, but he wasn’t answering his phone. “He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage.”

Um, I really hope Nicole Richie didn't get upset. Lindsay Hohan is a lesbian and she's not into troll dick. Nothin' to worry about.

Janet Jackson's Ugly Purple and Pink Dress

Janet Jackson channels her inner geisha girl Tuesday in an ombre Alexander McQueen frock at the opening of the British designer's Los Angeles store.

Bitch knows how to create drama by wearing a fug ass dress, dramatic makeup and spreading some cloth out. Janet Jackson looks just like the ho in "I Dream of Genie." Her hair already resembles the little cap the real genie would put on her head.

It's kind of sad that Janet's records have been tanking. She should get into selling every kind of possible over priced product like everyone else does. Make more money that you and your troll can spend together on lavish vacations.

Lindsay Lohan gives Lesbian Girlfriend Hickeys

Lindsay Lohan is a man eater, now she's into fish tacos. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's lesbian relationship is hot, sexy and disgusting! Lindsay Lohan left a love bruise on her girlfriend Samantha Ronson's neck. This must be love!

Lindsay Lohan was crying her eyes out the other night at the Crown Bar in West Hollywood, upset over a fight she had with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was deejaying. "They had a full-blown fight," said our spy. "Evan Ross, Diana's son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears." Lohan, who has been accused of stealing clothes lately, just recorded a song in which the lyrics go: "You got a problem with it? If I want it, I get it now."

She must not be getting enough dildo and Sam's getting fed up. I'm surprised Hohan has lasted this long without real penis. This is like her longest relationship. They just may wed someday.

John Mayer Jennifer Aniston Kissing in Miami

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston's relationship is nothing but a joke! Jennifer Aniston looks so happy, too bad she's going to wish she never met the man whore that is John Mayer.

John Mayer has been through one too many pussies that it's blatantly obvious the man is pure evil. It's not so much that John's a whore that's irksome, it's that John is probably a really great boyfriend. I'm talkin' all kinds of romantical dates and sensual adventures in the sack.

He's the type who'll cry into your arms on Monday and tell you he's never been happier in life, because you're what he's dreamed of, then email you Tuesday morning saying he was just drunk and it's not there anymore, "Sorry." He'll say it's not you, it's him, oh! and those three sluts he banged last weekend. Which will, of course, prompt you to play Fiona Apple songs and become a born again lesbian who now rides strap-ons named 'John's penis' with her mustache wearing butch lovers.

This is not going to end in Jen's favor, but for Maniston's sake, I wish it would.

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Suge Knight Ass Kicking, Beat Down Pictures

Who's responsible for beating Suge Knight up? Suge Knight fight left him in blood on the concrete floor!!! Pictures.