Rock of Love 3 Girls, Rock of Love 3 Contestants

Bret Michaels will bring his guyliner and bad wigs to Vh1 for a third installment of the always crazy 'Rock of Love' series where sluts fight for a midget they can have a brief, superficial romance with before fading into oblivion a few months later.

After two failed seasons of finding 'true love' and sorting through a mess of crazy bitches, Bret Michaels and VH1 are ready for yet another season of Rock of Love.

Over at VH1's blog they are announcing that Bret and Ambre are over, as if they were actually ever a serious couple to begin with!

The new show will be called Rock of Love Bus and will air in early 2009. The new batch of reality show groupies will go on the road and across the country for a month with Bret in his tour bus.

Jeff Olde, VH1’s Executive Vice President said, “Seasons one and two of Rock of Love shattered ratings records and VH1 is so happy to have Bret back for another outrageous season. This time we’ll reveal Bret in his most comfortable setting- the infamous rock star tour bus.”

From VH1:

This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret’s life on the road. Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America’s heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World’s Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand…Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it’s finest!

Or same old shit if you ask me! But yes, I eat it up for dinner. Yes, I do.

Uma Thurman Bikini Pics, Uma Thurman Fat Gut Bikini Photos

Poor Uma Thurman was photographed recently while vacationing in Corsica, wearing a bikini and slouching, while displaying her pronounced belly.

Although not known to be pregnant, the actress appeared to be, as she enjoyed a vacation with her new fiancé Arpad 'Arki' Busson this week.

It seems it was just a bad shot, other photos from that day don't show such a bulging belly.

But damn, what a bad pic it is!

New York Goes to Hollywood is Trashier Than New York

New York is a delusional tranny who should have never broken up with Tailor Made. She needs to take out her implants if she ever wants to be taken seriously. Or she should keep 'em in, she's perfect for tranny porn!

I would have never guessed this thick tranny was New York. She looks chunky and in one word: bad. Here's some New York Goes to Hollywood promo pics. Why couldn't someone airbrush her? That's fraudulent.
Show starts Aug. 4 on Vh1.

Anyone think she's still with Tailor Made?

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Karolina Kurkova Pics, Karolina Kurkova Fat Model

Fashion critics have blasted model Karolina Kurkova for looking too fat in a bikini. Seriously. The Czech model wore a bikini in a recent Cia Maritima runway show and revealed what the horrified style snobs called “back fat, love handles and cellulite.”

Karolina Kurkova, 24, is one of the highest-earning models in the world, according to Forbes, and is best known for being a Victoria’s Secret Angel and whose super-fit physique has graced the pages of international fashion mags.

But after the show during Sao Paulo’s Fashion Week, a Brazilian paper noted that the leggy 5-foot-11 Kurkova “shocked” the audience when she appeared looking uncharacteristically chubby with “cellulite on her butt.”

She has some back fat fo sho, and her ass is not in check. Ya know, my friend does Carmen Electra's stripper workout DVD and says it does wonders for your ass and thighs. Karolina needs to give something healthy a try, hope she's not puking right now.



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Solange Knowles Ugly Ass Bitch Pictures

Solange Knowles is ashy, greasy and has cheap, tangled horse hair. Tragic.

Beyonce's fug sister, Solange, looks bad. And remember how everyone was saying Beyonce is sperminated just because she had a ghetto ass shotgun wedding? Obviously that's not true. She's holding off on having kids, good for her.
They do look cute here, though.They were celebrating Solange's bday. Samantha Ronson must be pretty damn good. She was the dj for the bash.

Beyoncé Knowles and her sister hit the dance floor during a party to celebrate Solange's 22nd birthday at a Hollywood Hills mansion, where Lindsay Lohan stopped by, Samantha Ronson played music and the champagne flowed.

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Mario Lopez Naked Pics, Mario Lopez Naked Photos

Mario Lopez has great dimples, but how does he look nude? Check him out.

PEOPLE's Hottest Bachelor Mario Lopez shows off his abs – and then some – to a crowd of waiting fans following his Wednesday performance in Broadway's A Chorus Line.

I'm no homophobe, but the buck nekkid, sprawled out on a bear look is SO gay.

Anne Hathaway Haircut Pics, Anne Hathaway Haircut

Anne Hathaway has a short bob haircut. Anne dumped her boyfriend and took it out on her hairdo...

Females, we always chop off our locks, dye or change our hair for comfort after a bad breakup. It cracks me up each and every time. It's like our subconscious hope that we'll feel better about ourselves and we'll become hotter if we cut it all off. It's stupid as hell and I luv it! How can you not change your hair after a bad split? It's an act of independence and defiance and psycho ass bitchness.

Anne Hathaway, who recently split from boyfriend Raffaello Follieri, makes a glamorous exit from her appearance Thursday to promote Get Smart on Good Morning America.

Usher Baby Pics

Usher's son is as cute as a button. Luckily he takes after his father.

Usher has been keeping his baby under wraps and I'm just gonna go ahead and blame his tranny wife as the reason behind that. We still dunno if lil Usher is fug or not, until now. Here's a blurry pic that was posted on an Usher site. I'm guessing this baby is fugly as hell if the best Usher can do is leak some blurry ass pictures. Suri Cruise was kept under wraps forever and with good reason. She was a fugly ass infant, but now she's a doll.

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David Beckham Underwear Pics, Sexy David Beckham Underwear Photos

David Beckham has a big penis. Suddenly, the soccer phenom became just a little sexier. Actually a lot sexier. How many inches is he packing?

What did Armani folks stuff Becks' undies with?

A) a potato

B) a pickle

C) a hacky sack

D) a lump of cotton

E) he's all natural, and I'd hit it, let him double dip it and split it! - makes no sense to me either, but I kept going, didn't wanna mess up my freestyle flow. ;)

I'm going with F) I'd work him out and he'd work me out too! Athletes have stamina.

Hawt. Hot. Hawt. Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, you know the rest... MORE. :)

Bob Marley Sextape Video, Watch it Now

Bob Marley was a sexual beast and a freak in the sheets.

Bob Marley was the quintessential reggae musician. His music was full of life lessons, pain and passions; one of which was sex. However, the latest sex-related twist to the Marley progeny may not have been looked upon happily by the deceased legend if he were here to see.

It seems one of his granddaughters has a sex tape that has been leaked onto the world wide web. Donisha Prendergast, daughter of Sharon Marley-Prendergast (one of the Melody Makers) has been identified as the young lady involved in the most recent home-porn to hit the net.

The story is a big deal in Jamaica right now where Ms. Prendergast enjoys a bit of fame as a stage and screen actress. Some have suggested the two part flick was leaked onto the internet by her male lead, Christopher "Johnny" Daley; her boyfriend. But that's just suggestion. I guess as this point though, the path it took is irrelevant.

This tape will not dissappoint! If Marley could sing such emotional, insightful songs, you know he's creative and sensual in bed. Bring it! I want some singing in there too, though. Some singing, some kinky shit with his dreads ... show us how Jamaicans do it, Bobby.

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Kate Middleton Pictures, Kate Middleton Pics, Kate Middleton Photos

Kate Middleton is an undeniably sexy, naturally beautiful woman. Enjoy these sexy Kate Middleton pics.

Kate is workin' it! I'm into her whole look. The pearl bracelet, the heels, the outfit, the purse. She looks great! And don't even get me started on the smokin' hot 6'4 Prince Harry. Yum.

Kate Middleton took one step closer into the inner royal circle Monday, when she watched proudly as her boyfriend, Prince William, celebrated a distinguished honor from his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II: being installed as a knight.

For William, the ceremony served as an early 26th birthday gift (his actual birthday is June 21). But for his girlfriend of about six years, it was another first to be included in so grand an occasion.

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Jessica Simpson Real Girls Eat Meat T-shirt Causes Stir

Jessica Simpson loves to eat meat, and she insults Carrie Underwood all in one, with her Real Girls Eat Meat shirt.

The female version of Einstein, Jessica Simpson rocked a "real girls eat meat" shirt, upsetting PETA, of course. PETA said,

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken of the sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

However, it has been claimed Jessica wore the T-shirt to poke fun at her boyfriend Tony Romo’s ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood, who has twice been named the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian by PETA. “Jessica is sick of hearing about how Tony still has feelings for Carrie. She’s obviously trying to poke fun at her rival and let her know who really has Tony’s heart,” a source said.

Carrie is such a strong believer in vegetarianism she once said: “If you told me I could never sing again, I’d say that was horrible, but it’s not my life. If you told me I could never be around animals again, I would just die.”

Okay, Jessica and Carrie both sound like nut jobs.