AdsSpy: 2 sites by this AdSense ID 

Void without sense of humor.

Awwwwww!!! And how gorgeous does Jessica look with light makeup? 






I'm not exactly a fan of Sarah's, but Sandra Bernhard did take her joke a bit too far. When it comes to high-ranking politicians, they fall into the 'off limits' category. You can't say sumthin like that without facing the repercussions.Sandra Bernhard's recent cracks about Gov. Sarah Palin are no laughing matter, according to a Boston women's shelter.
Officials at Rosie's Place cut the comedian as a headliner from an annual benefit after she joked that Palin would be "gang-raped by my big black brothers" if she ever visited New York City.
Rosie's Place public relations director Leemarie Mosca said many women at the shelter have been victims of violence, and "we don't think violence against women is a laughing matter."
The look in her eyes freaks me out more than the muzzle, but maybe that's just me?Jessica Alba, wearing only a Hannibal Lecter-type mask called “The Muzzler,” appeared in her second ad for the Declare Yourself campaign. The ad urges potential voters to register for the November 4 presidential election.
The campaign is aimed at energizing young adults to participate in the 2008 election.
Today is the day my father passed away five years ago. I can't even believe it has been that long."I don't want to go into the specifics but I will say that you do have to give me credit because as far as relationships crashing and burning goes, c'mon, I did pretty great. I mean, scorched that earth."


"Alcohol and drugs impair your judgment. I know it's because I was drunk that I had unprotected sex. I'm not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I'm not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested (for sexually transmitted infections) and most of the time I don't even need to. I just go for peace of mind."









A distraught Kim Kardashian could not be consoled after being the surprise third casualty of Dancing with the Stars Tuesday night.Bruce Jenner said,
Though she and partner Mark Ballas concluded the show with a playful rendition of one of their earlier dances, once the cameras were off Kardashian rushed to the waiting arms of her family and immediately broke down into tears.
“What people don’t realize about her is that she is incredibly shy. She’s a smart business woman, but a very shy and quiet girl.”Bitch got on the wrong show then! Judge Carrie Ann Inaba agrees with me too. Heh. Carrie says,
"I don’t think she really understood what it was that she got into when she joined the show. It looks very glamorous, and it looks easy, but dancing is so athletic, and so difficult, and it’s not easy to improve each week, and that’s exactly what we demand from the contestants on the show.”Dancing isn't the same as having sex, bitch! Kim thought she would do just fine just because a camera was around, but the ho can not dance.





Jimmy Kimmel and ex Sarah Silverman -- back on?



These pictures made me smile, I hope they've done the same for you. Additionally, I kind of paused when I looked at these. I'm still finding difficulty accepting that these two make fuck. I would have to see it to believe it. Until then me thinks they're relationship may just be a long-running publicity stunt.
Details magazine dug up some info on Chace's past. All of these boys are absolutely delicious!! Great cover choice. :)"On top of everything else, I have to overcome gayface."
"Once when we were on location on the Upper East Side," he says, "these girls came up, you know, with the Blair headbands and their skirts hiked up higher than they should be, and I said to them, 'So, are you looking at colleges?' and they said, 'No, we're in seventh grade.'"
Says Crawford, "I was like, 'What?! You shouldn't even be watching our show!'"
Paris Hilton's latest single could convert skeptics into fans.
While Lauren Conrad claims she's not dating My Boys actor Kyle Howard, her actions on Saturday night tell another story."They were making out and just totally being a couple," says a source, regarding the duo. "They were kissing all night."I'm interested to find out if LC's romance will be written into The Hills script or if she'll make producers keep it out because she's trying to protect her relationship. Only then will we learn (again) just how fake the hit MTV series actually is.

Adam Goldsteine, DJ AM, arrived in a limo to pay respects to Travis Barker's assistant Chris Baker, 29.
More that 300 people turned out to honor Chris; and many friends shared personal memories of him at his memorial service, which lasted two hours.Goldstein, dressed in a green polo shirt, followed Villar's request that people wear green – Baker's favorite color – to honor her husband's memory.Many celebrity gossip stories are greatly exaggerated. Initial reports said Adam's face was all burnt, guess not! :) He looks great!!!! :)
Goldstein, who suffered burns in the crash, was released from Doctors Hospital in Augusta, Ga., last Friday. Barker, was released from the hospital Monday and is on his way back to Los Angeles on a bus.
"Travis felt so bad to have missed [the service]," said a source.

Janet Jackson has been hospitalized, a rep said Monday.Me thinks Jermaine Dupri's vomit has something to do with this shiz. Blame it on the fugly midget. Troll vomit is toxic, laced with insects, fungus, feces, boogers. Ewwwww! I think I just grossed myself out. Get well, Janet. :)
The singer "got suddenly ill during the sound check" before her concert in Montreal and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Jackson, 42, is being monitored at the hospital, and hopes to reschedule the show. No further information was given about Jackson's condition.
This rumor is burning up the gossip blogs. Anne Hathaway is a freak! Yes, the albino actress loves it up the poop shoot because it makes her feel "feminine in a very special way."She says "every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing". She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way."I ain't mad at that, honey, but I am wondering what you were smoking and poppin' at the time you told that to Esquire. Some reporters know how to relax their interviewees. Good job to all parties involved. We will never look at Miss Hathaway the same way again.
What better way to celebrate gettin' older than to puke all over the woman you refuse to marry? Troll Dupri was celebrating his 36th bday at NY club Tenjune last Tuesday when he vomited on Janet's lap. Janet immediately left right after he got her stinky.Dupri “vomited in Janet’s lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach.”Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T were also at the bash.
Four fragrances just isn't enough! Paris Hilton is releasing her fifth fragrance, Fairy Dust.


Victoria Beckham and David Beckham showed up at Macy's in NYC on Friday to promote their new fragrance. Victoria showed up in $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots, and I am in so much pain just from looking at these pictures.
Watch these XXX sex porn videos for free, posted here. High quality free hot porn featuring your favorites. What's the point of browsing the net for free porn when you can get it all in one place for free?Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer.
Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape for the right price.
He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.
"Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
I am hoping hoping hoping that Scar Jo and Ryan Regnolds decided to do a Beyonce and Jay-Z - marry ghetto ass shotgun style without having a bun in the oven.Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds made it official with a wedding this weekend, Reynolds's rep, Meredith O'Sullivan, confirmed.Johansson, 23, began dating Reynolds, 31, last year shortly after his split from singer Alanis Morissette, who recently expressed well wishes on her ex's engagement.
Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C.
This is the first marriage for both. The couple had announced their engagement in May.
In what may be his attempt to cover up his homosexuality, Michael Phelps claims he doesn't notice all the attention he gets from the ladies,..."I don’t really notice it. When I go out, go to dinner, I go out with friends, and we stay to ourselves. I don’t think of myself as a sex symbol. My mom is by far the most important woman in my life."Uh, muthafucka... your body is a sex symbol, not your face. But since your body comes with your face, it'll have to do for now, until you get some work done. I kid. I kid. I don't care about his face because I wouldn't look at it during sex.

Jessica Alba knows her career is on fire and it would disappear if she became overweight and fug, so she wasn't having it."She worked out an hour a day, five or six days a week, and stayed on a strict diet of about 1700 calories a day, losing 600 calories because of exercise."
Alba stuck to a low-fat, low-carb diet as part of Braganza's 321 Baby Bulge Be Gone plan.

I, for one, am not a jealous ass bitch and I think it's awesome that Jess got thin again so quickly. Jessica has always talked about how hard she works out; I didn't think that would change with her pregnancy, she's inspirational. On a sidenote, a 1700 per day diet where you're burning 600 calories a day is going to cause you to lose weight. I don't think it's all about genetics. Hard work is key. Go Jess! :)
I think we all know the real reason Jennifer Lopez competed in a triathlon - to train for it, working out real hard so she could get hot again. It worked. J.Lo is rockin' the white and she looks gorgeous.
Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony team up with fellow triathlete Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves Thursday for a fashionable event – the Dolce & Gabbana runway show in Milan.

This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now.
"One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it.
To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this. "
"I don't understand how anyone can say that this changes nothing. It's as simple as this for me: Clay is NOT the person I thought he was. I can't look at him the same way again and this is killing me.
I want SO bad to feel the same about him but right now I just can't. And the funny thing is I have NO problem with gay people. But it's just that he lied about it and I can't forgive him.
I feel that the picture of the cover is NOT the real cover. At least I hope not.image I don't like the idea of the first picture the world sees of Parker with the words "IM GAY". To me they should be 2 seperate stories. It don't feel that's the way to present him to the world. I would rather see " HE'S HERE" or 'WELCOME PARKER" or something like that.I've cried a river of tears and truthfully do not know where I stand right now. I am envious of those who can take this news and continue to state their unconditional love and support for Clay. Right now all I can think of is that he is a fantastic entertainer but I took him at his word and it appears that his word isn't what I thought it was.
Kendra is absolutely engaged to Hank Baskett. She has to deny it publicly for the sake of the show but in reality Hef knows and is fine with it.
The sixth season will be the last for Girls Next Door. Hef has made the decision to end the show and his relationship with Kendra and Bridgett. Season 5 will be the last with the three original girlfriends. Season 6 will focus on finding replacements, maybe two, maybe three.
Bridgett really has not had sex in three years. She is dating someone but they have not slept together.She is not sleeping with Criss Angel. She does like spending time with Criss, but she also like spending time with Dave LaChapelle and other flamboyant gay guys.
Hef is with Holly, Holly is with Hef. For now. He can’t marry her but they have tried to have kids, so far unsuccessfully.