Angelina Jolie on the Today Show is pretty funny. She's a holier than thou know it all as she gives Matt Lauer a smug look as she confirms that she wants more and more and more kids!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Audrina Patridge Ellen Show Video
Even on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Audrina appears in a bikini. Luckily, Ellen throws a ball at a tank and Audrina gets dunked - haha, skank!
Leanne Wins Project Runway but Korto Should Have Won
Korto is the best designer on season 5 of Project Runway, so is Project Runway racist? A black designer has yet to win the hit series. And although Korto cries like she's been paid, at least she has a versatile fashion sense, unlike Leanne.
Fave Korto pieces:
I love how the green dress has the super sexy slit at the side (it's undetectable in this photo).
Also, I heart Korto and her enormous ass but her crying scares me. Ever notice how the judges are completely unaffected by it? I think Korto has some kind of a health problem where her bawling is out of her control. It's like an allergic reaction to inhaling oxygen or something.
It was a pleasure to see Christian Siriano and other Project Runway contestants at the Fashion Week show. I'm excited for next season. I dunno why this group always sounded asleep whenever they greeted the judges. They needed some Red Bull injected into their eyeballs to wake 'em up a bit and get them enthused. Damn.
Last, I love that Heidi Klum mentioned that J. Lo bailed on her guest judge position. She so didn't have to do that. Yep, J.Lo's ankle was so damaged that she was training and competing for a triathlon instead. I hope they never ask her back.
Luvs Project Runway! :)
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What do you think? Did the best designer win? I say yes and no. Leanne is creative; I will give her that, but all the petal shit is overdone. Why was it included in all of her damn pieces. Bitch, relax!
Kenley got what was coming her way for a long time. She was never gonna win with so much 'tude. The judges hated her ass. Michael Kors just gave her a pitiful look as Heidi finally got to tell her "you're out!" That must have brought Ms. Klum great pleasure. In her defense, arrogance may be the only way she knows how to convey confidence. There's a fine line there and I'm not so sure she knows she crossed it on several occasions. Me thinks she's kind of clueless.
Fave Leanne pieces:
I would commit a crime for this or the blue dress.
Fave Korto pieces:I love how the green dress has the super sexy slit at the side (it's undetectable in this photo).
Also, I heart Korto and her enormous ass but her crying scares me. Ever notice how the judges are completely unaffected by it? I think Korto has some kind of a health problem where her bawling is out of her control. It's like an allergic reaction to inhaling oxygen or something.It was a pleasure to see Christian Siriano and other Project Runway contestants at the Fashion Week show. I'm excited for next season. I dunno why this group always sounded asleep whenever they greeted the judges. They needed some Red Bull injected into their eyeballs to wake 'em up a bit and get them enthused. Damn.
Last, I love that Heidi Klum mentioned that J. Lo bailed on her guest judge position. She so didn't have to do that. Yep, J.Lo's ankle was so damaged that she was training and competing for a triathlon instead. I hope they never ask her back.
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Britney Spears Movie Coming Soon, Anna Faris as Britney Spears
The Britney Spears movie is in the works. Lynne Spears is pedaling the idea to various movie studios, thinking the biopic would be about her. All anyone wants to see is Britney's downfall. 30 minutes alone should be dedicated to her shaving of the head and random paparazzi attack.
Here's my picks:
Britney Spears: Anna Faris - she totally looks like her and that bitch is krayzee or Britney Snow.
Jamie Lynn: Ashley Tisdale - she's much bigger than her, but I think she could be a convincing Jamie Lynn.
Casey Aldridge: Justin Timberlake. Ha! Or Chace Crawford, yum.
Daddy Dude: Colin Farrell, Eminem, haha. Vanilla Ice. Or Jamie Kennedy.
Mama Spears: Sally Field.
Papa Spears: Alec Baldwin.
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According to insiders, Lynne is convinced that her recently-published memoir Through The Storm will be a hit on the big screen.Oooohhhhh! So, who should play Daddy Dude?
“She’s pitching the book around to studios,” says a source close to the Spears matriarch.
It’s been reported that rising star Anna Faris is in the frame to play Britney, but Lynne has another - less obvious - choice in mind.
The source tells The Sun that “she even says she wants Julia Roberts to play her. It’s insane!”
Here's my picks:
Britney Spears: Anna Faris - she totally looks like her and that bitch is krayzee or Britney Snow.
Jamie Lynn: Ashley Tisdale - she's much bigger than her, but I think she could be a convincing Jamie Lynn.
Casey Aldridge: Justin Timberlake. Ha! Or Chace Crawford, yum.
Daddy Dude: Colin Farrell, Eminem, haha. Vanilla Ice. Or Jamie Kennedy.
Mama Spears: Sally Field.
Papa Spears: Alec Baldwin.
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Peter Cook Sextape With Diana Bianchi is Hot
In this video Peter Cook is having sex with 18-year-old Diana Bianchi after she gives him a sexy lap dance while he holds his crotch. Peter Cook and Diana are both nude and horny. He rests his head on her ass and she poses topless and that's only the beginning!
So this hoochie gives a hawt strip tease, they make fuck, and Peter rests his head on her butt?! I want some R. Kelly territorial mark shit and some 2 girls 1 cup action. Preferably with Peter putting a few loads on Diani's face, just like all homewrecker bitches deserve. Am I wrong?
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Yesterday, we were shown a series of stills from a video depicting Cook and Bianchi, both nude, having sexual intercourse on a brown love seat. They also show Bianchi performing a sizzling striptease down to a pair of black, G-string panties and then to her birthday suit as Cook holds his crotch.The slut's lawyer says his former mistress may sue over the video while Cook claims he has "no knowledge" that such material exists.
Another shows Cook resting his head on Bianchi’s buttocks. It appears the tape was made at Cook’s Southampton architectural office without Bianchi’s knowledge. But other stills that are apparently not from the video show Bianchi willingly posing topless.
So this hoochie gives a hawt strip tease, they make fuck, and Peter rests his head on her butt?! I want some R. Kelly territorial mark shit and some 2 girls 1 cup action. Preferably with Peter putting a few loads on Diani's face, just like all homewrecker bitches deserve. Am I wrong?
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Michelle Williams New Boyfriend Spike Jonze Public and Affectionate
After months of keeping they nasty on the down low, Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze are finally giving each other the public rub down and suck down.
After attending a Cinema Society screening of Synecdoche Wednesday night, the couple walked out with Jonze caressing Williams' back and wrapping his arm around her waist.
The pair held hands as they walked through the lobby. Jonze snaked his arm around Williams' waist again. "He couldn't seem to keep his hands off her," said an onlooker. "It was very cute."Don't they look like such an adorable couple! Michelle met him in '06 when she auditioned for his film, Where the Wild Things Are. Then the two reconnected, literally, last year when she signed on to star in Synecdoche, which he produced.
While the two talked with friends, they stood so close they were "practically spooning," said one fellow guest.
And later, when they decided to leave the bash at around 1 a.m., Williams and Jonze shared a mini makeout session – on their way to the elevator.
Mel B MOBO Awards Pics Dress, Hair and Outfit Possessed From Hell
This is the worst Mel B has ever looked. She's a gorgeous woman, but Mel B's MOBO Awards outfit and beehive hairstyle isn't a fashion don't, it's a fashion NEVER!
Scary Spice looked like an eskimo hooker with a curled beehive last night at the MOBO Awards in London. 
I actually think I may have been able to overlook the massive amounts of fug that is her hideous pocket zip down dress, but that curled mass of hairsprayed yarn above her forehead makes me want to get violent. I want a catfight with her just so I can rip it out and run before MOBO's security guards choke me and knock me out cold. It would be so worth it.
Scary Spice looked like an eskimo hooker with a curled beehive last night at the MOBO Awards in London. 
I actually think I may have been able to overlook the massive amounts of fug that is her hideous pocket zip down dress, but that curled mass of hairsprayed yarn above her forehead makes me want to get violent. I want a catfight with her just so I can rip it out and run before MOBO's security guards choke me and knock me out cold. It would be so worth it.
David Duchovny Tea Leoni Divorce, Billy Bob Thorton Behind the Split?
"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months. The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."Duchovny and Leoni have been married since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.
The X-Files star, 48, and Leoni were spotted arm-in-arm at the Czech Festival in New York City earlier this month.
Uh, I'm not really a good pretender person, so it didn't work. Still don't care. I wish the kids all the best though. I feel so desensitized by Hollywood breakups. Aren't we all? I think the only breakups that would shock me today would be, like, Brangelina or Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.
Lauren Conrad Spring Collection Fashion Week Show
Lauren Conrad never has been and never will be a credible designer. All of her "designs" look similar - oversized, overpriced, uncomplimentary dresses that we've been seeing women wear for the past 10 years! Take a look for yourself and you decide.
Denis Leary Says Autistic Kids are Stupid and Lazy, Says Autism is Misdiagnosed
Denis Leary's ignorant statement about autism causes major uproar.
As offensive as Denis' statement is, I'm glad that he made it because it proves how little many people know about Autism. One of my mom's BFFs' daughter has autism. She, too, got the disease from a vaccination shot. I love her so much. She goes crazy when she sees me, playing with my hair, giving me non stop hugs and talking so much with the words she's able to squeeze out.
In the years to come, I hope more people will become better informed about what Autism is and how some children contract the condition. Many are just as ignorant as Denis is when they don't have to be. Knowledge is power and Denis will get his karma.
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"There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."I posted this quote simply to remind myself that this is the world I live in. Some people are extremely ignorant and comfortable and proud of their close-minded, insensitive views.
As offensive as Denis' statement is, I'm glad that he made it because it proves how little many people know about Autism. One of my mom's BFFs' daughter has autism. She, too, got the disease from a vaccination shot. I love her so much. She goes crazy when she sees me, playing with my hair, giving me non stop hugs and talking so much with the words she's able to squeeze out.
In the years to come, I hope more people will become better informed about what Autism is and how some children contract the condition. Many are just as ignorant as Denis is when they don't have to be. Knowledge is power and Denis will get his karma.
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Avril Lavigne in Concert Pictures
Here's Avril Lavigne going crazy on stage in concert at the Nokia Productions’ Spike Lee Collaboration Film Premiere in Los Angeles.
Gale Harold Motorcycle Accident
His rep said,
"He has fractured his shoulder and is under observation to assess any possible further injuries. Everyone is hopeful for a full recovery. No one else was injured in the accident."
Harold, 38, is currently recovering in the Intensive Care Unit department of USC.
TMZ first reported the news.
Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad Friends Again, Lauren and Heidi Friends Now
Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag are friends again!Conrad was in the restaurant celebrating her runway show at Los Angeles fashion week with family and close friends.
The Hills stars made up at STK in Los Angeles Tuesday evening.
Meanwhile Montag and beau Spencer Pratt were at the bar eating dinner. After spotting Conrad, Montag was seen asking if she could congratulate Conrad on her clothing line. And after a brief heart to heart, the two girls were seen hugging."Yes, it's true. Heidi was at STK. She came in to the after party to congratulate me on the show," Conrad tells Usmagazine.com. "It was nice of her. I appreciated it."
They were both smiling and seemed happy to be talking.
Over the past few weeks, Montag has been vocal about wanting to be friends again.
"Obviously I miss her, and she was my best friend for a really long time. Hopefully one day we will be able to work through this and move on and patch some things up."I am SO happy about this!! YES!
Conrad also admitted she missed Montag on a recent episode of The Hills.
On a sidenote, you know this definitely means that The Hills is coming to an end. MTV must be furious that these two made up.
Aubrey O'Day Kicked Out of Danity Kane, Free To Shoot Porn Videos
Here's Aubrey's TRL interview in case you missed it. This is great news for Aubrey, sad news for the other Danity Kane members. :(
Aubrey is a ghetto ass bitch!!! But I like her. Check out her very emotionally charged speech on The Making The Band live finale special interview.
If these trannys think they stand a chance without Aubrey, they are sadly mistaken. Aubrey is Danity Kane. Anyway, on last night's Making the Band finale P. Diddy Doody gave her and D. Woods the boot.
But honestly, groups come and go when you work with Diddy. He's a money hungry a-hole who drops groups at the drop of a dime. The other girls better start giving him favors if they wanna last past another album or two. And, er, I'm still trying to figure out why I care about this at all. Is it because I gave away Danity Kane's cd on this site and I really enjoy the first 5 tracks of the album?! Heh.
I recommend downloading their song, "Striptease." I dunno which bitch sings that "I just can't stop my clothes from falling down," but I find it hilarious. Sluts can't control their behavior. Their clothes take themselves off for them because they have to be nude as often as possible. The entire song is a sexy, breathy, fun, female confidence boosting track. Definitely a baby making song worthy of a listen. Sorry, all. I love to promote.
Anywho, I hope to hear great solo music from Ms. O'Day. She should thank Diddy for allowing her to get her shine now.
Aubrey is a ghetto ass bitch!!! But I like her. Check out her very emotionally charged speech on The Making The Band live finale special interview.
If these trannys think they stand a chance without Aubrey, they are sadly mistaken. Aubrey is Danity Kane. Anyway, on last night's Making the Band finale P. Diddy Doody gave her and D. Woods the boot.
But honestly, groups come and go when you work with Diddy. He's a money hungry a-hole who drops groups at the drop of a dime. The other girls better start giving him favors if they wanna last past another album or two. And, er, I'm still trying to figure out why I care about this at all. Is it because I gave away Danity Kane's cd on this site and I really enjoy the first 5 tracks of the album?! Heh.
I recommend downloading their song, "Striptease." I dunno which bitch sings that "I just can't stop my clothes from falling down," but I find it hilarious. Sluts can't control their behavior. Their clothes take themselves off for them because they have to be nude as often as possible. The entire song is a sexy, breathy, fun, female confidence boosting track. Definitely a baby making song worthy of a listen. Sorry, all. I love to promote.
Anywho, I hope to hear great solo music from Ms. O'Day. She should thank Diddy for allowing her to get her shine now.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorce, Madonna and A-Rod Dating
Madonna is getting divorced and moving on to New York Yankee A-Rod, someone who probably enjoys working out just as much as she does.
But is anyone surprised over this "news?" The Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce rumors have been non-stop pretty much their entire marriage, and more frequent since July. Madonna and Guy always seemed like such an odd pairing from the start, like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and they could just never rid themselves of the rumors.
One of Madonna's insiders is on damage control saying,
Madonna is so strictly business, she probably had her assistant dump Guy Ritchie for her. Don't mess with that bitch.
But is anyone surprised over this "news?" The Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce rumors have been non-stop pretty much their entire marriage, and more frequent since July. Madonna and Guy always seemed like such an odd pairing from the start, like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and they could just never rid themselves of the rumors.
One of Madonna's insiders is on damage control saying,
"With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing."In contrast, an A-Rod source is saying something different!
"A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."The same source says Madonna and Guy had dinner on Oct. 2 in NYC and Madonna "has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced."
Madonna has been linked to Rodriguez since early July when Us Weekly broke the news that he had been making late-night visits to her Central Park West apartment in New York City.Uh, as if this is gonna work out, though. Maybe Madonna is the new Cameron Diaz, fucking around just to fuck because she can? And A-Rod can get way hotter chicks than buff Madonna. Regardless, have fun, kids!
Madonna is so strictly business, she probably had her assistant dump Guy Ritchie for her. Don't mess with that bitch.
Danity Kane Nude For Peta Pics,
Actually, these tranny skanks probably are nude. But it's hard to imagine. That they could peacefully co-exist in the buff without arguing over who's fat and who's not. But they're in a group together. They probably see each other naked every time they get ready for a show.
"We want to remind consumers that no matter how much the desperate fur industry tries to pull the wool over their eyes, electrocuting, drowning, strangling, and stomping animals to death will never be in style," PETA Director of Media Relations Michael McGraw.
Aubrey O' Day, Shannon Bex, D. Woods, and Aundrea Fimbres all appear naked - and smiling - in an anti-fur ad for PETA.
"We want to remind consumers that no matter how much the desperate fur industry tries to pull the wool over their eyes, electrocuting, drowning, strangling, and stomping animals to death will never be in style," PETA Director of Media Relations Michael McGraw.
Project Runway Season 5 Spoiler
The Project Runway finale is Wednesday (yay!), and I've got two video sneak peeks of the action, plus the Vegas odds on who will win. Will it be savvy Korto, spicy Kenley or sly Leanne? (I think we all have an answer, but does your pick match the odds?) Check out the vids, find out the numbers, and then cast your own vote...
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FINALIST ODDS
What does Benjamin Eckstein of America's Line have to say about the three finalists? Leanne takes it!
Leanne: 6-5
Korto: 7-5
Kenley: 10-1
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Madonna Gun Shoes Photos, Madonna Gun Hills
Madonna wore outrageous gun heels pics on the red carpet at the "Filth and Wisdom" premiere. What do you think? Cute? Hideous? Or what was she thinking?
Always the successful attention seeker, Madonna whipped out some guns on top of her ankles last night at the NYC premiere of "Filth and Wisdom."
I love these shoes!!! So fun! Perfect for dominatrix shit, if you're into that. The downside is that I think they'd hurt to stand on for a while, but they are delicious. I love unique fashion.
Reese Witherspoon Says She's In Love With Jake Gyllenhaal
Reese Witherspoon is finally opening up about her steamy romance with 27-year-old Jake Gyllenhaal. Reese says she's "very lucky." Awww, too kind. They're obviously both lucky. Two kind people together. Love rules!
"He's very supportive. Suffice it to say, I'm very happy in life, and I'm very lucky to have a lot of really supportive people around me who care very much for me, and, you know, that's all you can hope for in life. I am very blessed in that way."
Serena Williams and Common Surf in Hawaii Pics, Serena Williams Common Hawaii Vacation Photos
Serena Williams and Common are the couple that goes surfing in Hawaii together. Well, they tried to go surfing, as you can tell from these Serena Williams and Common surfing in Hawaii pictures, things didn't go so well, but at least they had a great time.
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Dakota Fanning Diva on Set Details! Rowan Woods Says Dakota Fanning is a Brat
Dakota Fanning refused to get out of her trailer if her scenes were not shot first, and although talented, she reportedly "missed the mark" according to established Aussie director Rowan Woods.
At the far from being legal, barely post puberty age of 14, Dakota Fanning is reportedly a skilled diva, using the tactics of others twice and thrice her age.
Australian director Rowan Woods says Dakota Fanning isn't "America's sweetheart," she's more like an over the top diva extraordinaire. I'm surprised it's taken Dakota this long! It's about time, honey.
I never thought of refusing to do anything if I wasn't attended to first. Thanks Dakota! I'll try this out at the DMV when I'm renewing my license. I'll stand my guard and see what happens.
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At the far from being legal, barely post puberty age of 14, Dakota Fanning is reportedly a skilled diva, using the tactics of others twice and thrice her age.Australian director Rowan Woods says Dakota Fanning isn't "America's sweetheart," she's more like an over the top diva extraordinaire. I'm surprised it's taken Dakota this long! It's about time, honey.
Woods said his high profile cast was a pleasure to work with except for teenage starlet Dakota Fanning, who could be a diva on the set.“She is a gorgeous girl … but she was the disaster,” he said. “There was something about her presence that wasn’t ringing true. Most of our work was cutting her scenes and a lot of her scenes were cut.”
She initially refused to come out of her trailer on day one of shooting because her scene wasn’t filmed first, and was “intensely jealous” of her young co-star Josh Hutcherson.
“(Fanning) was the only one who was naughty.”
I never thought of refusing to do anything if I wasn't attended to first. Thanks Dakota! I'll try this out at the DMV when I'm renewing my license. I'll stand my guard and see what happens.
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Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Penn Badgley Want You to Vote For Obama
Penn Badgley and Blake Lively are throwing their support behind Barack Obama in a new ad that jokingly compares voting for John McCain to doing drugs or drunk driving.
"Talk to your parents about John McCain," urges Badgley.
"And if you're ever out somewhere and you're considering voting McCain, just call me, and I'll pick you up - no questions asked," Lively adds.
The video is cute. I love how the people in here are holding up a "Drill Baby Drill" trucker hat. I just had to post this because I am so addicted to Gossip Girl. It's a sickness. My world literally freezes as I give the CW's increasingly popular series my undivided attention. Next week's episode looks hot too.
Shanna Moakler Hooks Up With Gerard Butler, Shanna Moakler Gerard Butler Pics
Mother of the year and supportive ex-wife, Shanna Moakler was spotted getting cozy with Gerard Butler last night at Shin restaurant in Hollywood. Gerard is NOT interested. Run, Gerard, run! Shanna's a selfish, childish bitch.
What's a girl to do when the father of her two children is hospitalized and being treated for 2nd and 3rd degree burns? Go out and try to get some, of course.
Shanna Moakler's on a wild cock hunt, and man whore Gerard Butler is her prey. Ms. Moakler was photographed last night at Gerard's Shin restaurant in Hollywood looking like she was tryna flirt and get him hot and hard but Gerard doesn't look like he's feelin' her. It's her new 'do. I'm not so sure a short cut works with Shanna's face. Anyway, no wonder Travis referred to Shanna as his "EX-wife" and said she hasn't visited him in a week. In a slut's defense, poor thing isn't used to going this long without sex. Her vag was going numb and she was only trying to make it right, okay.
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What's a girl to do when the father of her two children is hospitalized and being treated for 2nd and 3rd degree burns? Go out and try to get some, of course.
Shanna Moakler's on a wild cock hunt, and man whore Gerard Butler is her prey. Ms. Moakler was photographed last night at Gerard's Shin restaurant in Hollywood looking like she was tryna flirt and get him hot and hard but Gerard doesn't look like he's feelin' her. It's her new 'do. I'm not so sure a short cut works with Shanna's face. Anyway, no wonder Travis referred to Shanna as his "EX-wife" and said she hasn't visited him in a week. In a slut's defense, poor thing isn't used to going this long without sex. Her vag was going numb and she was only trying to make it right, okay.
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David Beckham and Victoria Beckham Stolen Items on eBay. Bid Now?
Victoria Beckham's dresses and David Beckham's sports memorabilia has been stolen from their Beckhingham Palace English mansion and estate and the items were placed on eBay for bidding.
Ebay says they're working with the po-po and they do not tolerate the sale of stolen items on its site.
Don't you just hate it when someone steals your shit?!!! It makes you feel dirty, like someone's greasy hands were all over your possessions. It feels surreal and it's very upsetting. But then to have your stuff posted for sale on eBay? Well, that just means these jerks are amateurs and should go to jail for a long time just as punishment for extreme stupidity and gross negligence of creativity.
I hope the Beckhams get their stuff back.
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British police have arrested a housekeeper for Victoria and David Beckham after treasured possessions belonging to the couple allegedly ended up on eBay.The BBC reports that Eric Emmett, 55, and his wife June, 56, were busted on suspicion of theft and released on bail. A 25-year-old man was also arrested and released in connection to the crime.
"It has come as a terrible shock to Victoria and David. They have been told not to talk about it now because of legal action."
Ebay says they're working with the po-po and they do not tolerate the sale of stolen items on its site.
Don't you just hate it when someone steals your shit?!!! It makes you feel dirty, like someone's greasy hands were all over your possessions. It feels surreal and it's very upsetting. But then to have your stuff posted for sale on eBay? Well, that just means these jerks are amateurs and should go to jail for a long time just as punishment for extreme stupidity and gross negligence of creativity.
I hope the Beckhams get their stuff back.
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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Together Dating Again, Seen on Three Dates
At the age of 39, Jennifer Aniston has learned absolutely nothing about men as she gravitates towards the enemy, John Mayer's, penis. Jennifer Aniston was seen with John Mayer's lips firmly planted on hers for an extensive kiss. They also flew in together from New York City and have been spotted on three dates. This is going to work now isn't it, kids?
John Mayer is one dangerous, dangerous man. You get one lick at his stick and it's all over. Hooked for life. Good luck, Jen. I hope you lock a man down before you start growing gray pubes. Keeping my fingers crossed.
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The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.“John was relaxing after finishing his international tour, and they hooked up. “ After spending time together under the radar in New York, they flew to Los Angeles together and looked every bit the couple they once were.
“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”
John Mayer is one dangerous, dangerous man. You get one lick at his stick and it's all over. Hooked for life. Good luck, Jen. I hope you lock a man down before you start growing gray pubes. Keeping my fingers crossed.
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Sarah Palin Porno Script, Who's Nailin Paylin Porn Video
Sarah Palin's porn video is absolute brilliance, worthy of a Pulitzer prize for porn. To read the entire script...
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Sarah Palin Porno Video Stills, Sarah Palin Sextape, Porn Gang Bang
Sarah Palin will be played by the sexy, busty Lisa Ann. Sarah Palin is into gang bangs. The Sarah Palin porno also features a "young Paylin." Check out these sexy video stills. You don't wanna miss out. This is going to be a huge hit!
Hilary Clinton and Condolezza Rice will also be hot, nymphomaniacs.
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Hilary Clinton and Condolezza Rice will also be hot, nymphomaniacs.
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Britney Spears Naked Womanizer Video Stills, Britney Spears Nude Photos
Britney Spears nude pictures in freeze frame are phenomenal. Britney Spears stopped drinking alcohol so she could lose weight before taking it all off. The result is a breathtaking, memorable video of Britney Spears naked, looking the best she's looked in a decade!
I find it all pretty hilarious that Britney Spears has to be sexy. People talk about her body more than her music. I guess that's what you get when your live singing sounds worse than mooses moaning. Brit Brit has some of the best songs, though. She doesn't have to have range, her signature soft or deep vocals laced over addictive beats is all she needs. Haters, keep hating.
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Britney Spears reportedly gave up alcohol before getting nekkid in her Womanizer video.
A source tells The Daily Mail, “Britney realised that things had to change in her lifestyle if she was ever going to have a chance to claw back her crown.Brit Brit's body is more than just the result of going sober, it's all about exercise. Britney Spears is not a naturally thin girl, when her body's right, she deserves all the praise. She works hard for it and she looks ridiculously hot now in the buff.
Her appearance at this year's MTV video awards really gave her a boost and the confidence to continue with her plan of getting her life back on track. The source adds, “That's why she has decided to give up drinking alcohol, because not only does it cause weight gain but she wants to be on the ball.
I find it all pretty hilarious that Britney Spears has to be sexy. People talk about her body more than her music. I guess that's what you get when your live singing sounds worse than mooses moaning. Brit Brit has some of the best songs, though. She doesn't have to have range, her signature soft or deep vocals laced over addictive beats is all she needs. Haters, keep hating.
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Audrina Patridge's Breast Implants Look Great in Maxim
Audrina Patridge bikini photos never disappoint. She has the body that could give her legal rights to walk around naked all day long. I approve, Audrina. But your implants do look a little stiff.
Audrina Patridge's implants look hard and slippery, while her abs look great and her tan is perfectly bronzed. Sexiest gopher look alike on television. I approve.
Audrina Patridge's implants look hard and slippery, while her abs look great and her tan is perfectly bronzed. Sexiest gopher look alike on television. I approve.Beyonce Single Ladies Put a Ring on It Video Review
Beyonce looks amazing in her "Single Ladies Put a Ring on it" video. Her body is in check. Thanks for letting us check up on it, B! We are ready for your jelly - because you don't have any!
The big weave and dramatic eyeliner works too. These black and white videos are captivating and gorgeous.
The big weave and dramatic eyeliner works too. These black and white videos are captivating and gorgeous.
Ashton Kutcher is Harvard Westlake's Most Enthusiastic Football Coach
Ashton Kutcher goes crazy on the Harvard-Westlake football field as he cheers, encourages and coaches his team. Ashton Kutcher can't contain himself. He is so adorable, but is he an effective trainer?
Ashton Kutcher leaps into a new role on Friday – as the very enthusiastic assistant football coach of the Harvard-Westlake Wolverines in Los Angeles.
Levi Johnston interview, Levi Johnston Bristol's Fiance Says He's Excited About Baby
Sarah Palin and the McCain camp are on damage control, force Levi Johnston to "set the record straight" shooting down rumors that he's not excited about knocking up Bristol on accident and he was always planning on marrying his 17-year-old girlfriend in haste.
Of course, he is still rooting for John McCain -- and Palin.
"I just hope she wins," he told the AP. "She's my future mother-in-law. She better win."
I wish Bristol and Levi the best of luck. :)
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"We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that's what we are going to do.
"We were planning on getting married
a long time ago with or without the kid," added Levi, who has dated Bristol since his freshman year in high school and has her name tattooed on his ring finger. "That was the plan from the start."The two - who are set to wed next summer - will welcome their baby around Dec. 18. "We're up for it. I'm excited to have my first kid," said Levi, who has dropped out of high school to take a job on the North Slope oil fields as an apprentice electrician.
"It's going to be a lot of hard work, but we can handle it. I'm looking forward to having him. I'm going to take him hunting and fishing. He'll be everywhere with me."Levi said he doesn't "know anything" about Barack Obama, but added, "he seems like a good guy. I like him."
Of course, he is still rooting for John McCain -- and Palin.
"I just hope she wins," he told the AP. "She's my future mother-in-law. She better win."
I wish Bristol and Levi the best of luck. :)
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon pics, photos from London
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's relationship is heating up! They're taking international trips together, holding hands, looking happy. And in the November issue of Vogue Reese says she's "very lucky" to have a relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Reese and Jake are just so cute together. :)
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Magic Johnson Responds to Magic Johnson Faked AIDS Comments
Chris Baker and Langdon Perry of KLTK Minneapolis were on the air discussing illnesses that could be controlled with medications. Here is some of their offensive, ignorant commentary on AIDS:
Baker: “Like Magic Johnson?”
Perry: “Like Magic with his faked AIDS. Magic faked AIDS.”
Baker: “You think Magic faked AIDS for sympathy?”
Perry: “I’m convinced that Magic faked AIDS.”
Baker: “Me too.”
Magic was diagnosed with HIV, not AIDS, in 1991. He retired from the NBA immediately at age 32.
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Baker: “Like Magic Johnson?”
Perry: “Like Magic with his faked AIDS. Magic faked AIDS.”
Baker: “You think Magic faked AIDS for sympathy?”
Perry: “I’m convinced that Magic faked AIDS.”
Baker: “Me too.”
Magic was diagnosed with HIV, not AIDS, in 1991. He retired from the NBA immediately at age 32.
Johnson issued a statement Thursday saying he was "outraged that Chris Baker and Langdon Perry would minimize such a serious and deadly issue."Magic's wealth is keeping him alive, but it's dangerous to suggest that HIV isn't a serious disease and treatable with medication. Unless the radio hosts are board-certified physicians, they should not be commenting on the health status of anyone.
"Millions are dying from HIV/AIDS, and the fact that they would make jokes about my status is unbelievable," Johnson said. "Chris, Langdon and KTLK should use their power in a more positive light by encouraging people to get tested for this disease instead of making up such ridiculous lies."
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Monday, October 13, 2008
Sarah Palin Boo'd at Hockey Game Video
Sarah Palin, you suck and everyone hates you! Everyone with brains (something you don't have) that is.
Christina Aguilera's Son Max Pics, Photos. Max is a Cutie
Max has Christina Aguilera's eyes and face, but her bat boy husband fucked up his ears and the shape of his head.
New Pete Doherty Crack Video
Pete Doherty has no shame and he likes to share his bad habits and pathetic existance with the world.
M.I.A. is Pregnant With Ben Brewer's Baby
After much speculation and an obvious baby bump, M.I.A. confirms that she is expecting her first child with Ben Brewer.
"I'm creating a baby," the singer, 31, told Pitchfork Media. The news came on top of the success of her single "Paper Planes."She and fiancé Ben Brewer, lead singer and guitarist of The Exit, did not reveal when the baby is due or the gender, but they made sure their fans knew they are serious about having a child.
"When I found out I was pregnant and 'Paper Planes' was in the iTunes top 10, it seemed like the whole world was reshuffled in one week, and all my plans went out the window," the artist said. "I've got two kids, that's what it feels like. And that's the lesson – you can't make plans."
"I got engaged first, then I got pregnant, kids," M.I.A. said.I LOVE M.I.A. so much. I've been listening to her ever since she came out on the scene, years before "Paper Planes" became a hit. She's so talented. I'm so happy for her. Congrats!! :)
Paris Hilton red lipstick horror
This is the worst Paris Hilton has ever looked. Someone save her.
Travis Barker Blogs From Hospital Bed, Shanna Moakler Responds
Now that Travis Barker has survived a deadly plane crash, he has no intention of surviving another round of drama from Shanna Moakler. Though he suffered severe burns on a large portion of his body, he still has the strength to type out a Shanna Moakler diss. How funny is this?
Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, Ive been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and in Georgia. The hospitals Ive been treated at are THE BEST.Some of the rest of his entry is as follows:
Saying "thank you" to all these guys just wouldn't be enough...
Im even using some of this time to help design the summer '09 Famous line. Maxx, Jose, Bill have been awesome helping to keep the machine going. These are some seriously dedicated people, and Im lucky to call them friends.
Now Im just counting the days until I can leave. I cant wait to get home to play drums with my son, and go for bike rides with my daughter. I cant wait to see the pictures from Landon's "Jack and Sally Nightmare Before Christmas" birthday party that we had for him today. I am bummed that I couldn't be there, but thank God Ill be around to see many, many more.
Thank you everyone for your support!
After Travis' blog post, Shanna posted the following:
Daisy of Love, Daisy De La Hoya plastic surgery pics, before and after
As you can see, Daisy De La Hoya of Rock of Love and Daisy of Love has gone under the knife for many procedures. Her boobs are obviously fake, but now it appears that she's had a nose job and a face lift, and other work! How much did she get done? That's questionable. She obviously changed her face up after filming Rock of Love, similar to New York, Vh1 gave her the green light for a new series after she chopped herself up.
So what's the verdict? Was Daisy of Rock of Love cuter when she was a muppet?
This is more tragic than Lil Kim. At least I could tell what race she is. Daisy looks like all kinds of mut with STDs and colorful tats. She would cry out for help if only her lips could move.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Renew Vows, We Don't Care
The 39-year-old mother renewed her vows in Las Vegas on Sunday morning in front of a crowd of 12, sans her twins and her parents. It's like eloping years after your wedding. Whatever works, I guess.
Britney Spears Naked Womanizer Nude Uncensored Womanizer Video
Britney Spears is naked in a sauna in all her nude glory in this new video "Womanizer." Britney Spears' nude body is ripped, flawless and she looks absolutely stunning these days. This entire video is tantalizing in all the right ways. I want Britney to toss me around like she does with this man. She is hotter than she was in her glory days, arguably. Britney's back, bitch! Sexier than ever.
Beyonce's If I Were a Boy Video is Flawless
Beyonce looks all naturel as she wails the lyrics of her new hit, "If I Were a Boy." Taking on a completely different, slow emotional sound for her debut single of her upcoming album, Beyonce does a great job of conveying the message behind her lyrics. Respect your woman, men!
Dave Lehre's Facebook the Movie
What do you think? Facebook is the new MySpace. As the former attention whore breeding site crashes and burns, Facebook has taken over. Dave Lehre takes on all the issues that come along with using Facebook with his brand of incomparable humor. Enjoy.
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