Kelly Clarkson My Life Would Suck Without You

Well, my life definitely doesn't suck without Kelly Clarkson, and that's because she's fat and fug and even with all the photoshop in the world, she still should have some work done. But I'm willing to put that aside, love her and call her attractive again if she'll put out some decent music, unlike her last flop, My December.

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Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson New Year's Eve Pics Mansion Miami

By the looks of these New Year's Eve 2009 pictures, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were all over each other at Mansion nightclub in Miami. Their sexual chemistry is palpable.



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John Travolta's Son Dies, Jett Photos, Jett Travolta Dies of Seizure in Bathtub

Jett Travolta's body was found a day after he had a seizure and died in a bathtub in the bahamas. Jett, 16 went to the bathroom at his family's private suite at the Old Bahama Bay Resort yesterday but his body wasn't found until a day later at 10 a.m. He was discovered by his caretaker, Jeff Michael Kathrein.

The report says Jett suffered from seizures.

An autopsy is being performed to determine the exact cause of death.

UPDATE 4:54 PM ET -- A police spokeswoman says Jett hit his head in a bathtub.

UPDATE: 4:40 PM ET -- Restview Memorial Mortuary and Crematorium in the Bahamas tells TMZ Jett's body would be transferred there on Monday.

UPDATE: 4:00 PM ET -- Travolta's attorney Michael Ossi says Jett suffered a seizure at his family's vacation home at the Old Bahama Bay Hotel on Grand Bahama Island. Attempts to revive him were unsuccessful and he died on scene.

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Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Fight Video

Then I got a call that I had to wait another 15 minutes because Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan were fighting/crying. When I got in the limo it reeked of weed and there was trash from a cigarette pack and some used napkins in it. I got to Mansion and there was so mad chaos between Lindsay and Sam already… Lindsay was doing whatever she wanted and she sat wherever she wanted, screwing up the whole seating chart for the night. She had to go inside fix her makeup before she went back out to do red carpet. When I got there, I went to the red carpet and Lindsay finally came out and acted like nothing was wrong and nothing happened and smiled for the cameras. Her people pushed me aside.

The “happy” pictures that are circulating of the them on the internet are complete BS. Lindsay walked over to the DJ booth for the countdown to midnight and Sam and her smiled for the cameras for all of 30 seconds. When the photographers were told to move from the stage everything went back to them fighting.

I was in the booth on stage next to Lindsay and all night she kept going back and forth to the DJ booth yelling at Sam asking when she would be done so she could spend time with her. Then she’d go back to her table and start texting on her blackberry. I didn’t see her drink, but she definitely didn’t look sober. Sam was cool about it all.

When I started talking to Sam, Lindsay came up and started yelling at me “That’s my girlfriend. I love her!” and thought I was trying to steal her woman. I was trying to tell her to chill out, but she was out of it (high in my opinion). She started yelling at Sam telling her she wanted her gone and then she told all the security that she wanted Sam out of there. Sam told me not to worry about Lindsay because she’s nuts. Lindsay yelled at Sam again and Sam flipped her off. That totally pissed off Lindsay and she wound up leaving the club with some dude with long black hair, a blonde chick and a brunette chick. Sam was left there by herself and I felt kinda bad for her. Sam jetted not too much lomger after leaving the DJ’ing to some random dude. So, in my opinion they broke up on New Years. I decided.

They broke up?! My ass. Lindsay was only talking above the loud music. Whoever wrote this and whoever believes this is LAME!

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Khloe Kardashian Dating Rashad McCants

Khloe Kardashian says she has been dating Minnesota Timberwolves Rashad McCants since July after Reggie Bush introduced her.

Khloe confirms she's seeing Minnesota Timberwolves guard Rashad McCants. Sister Kim's beau, Reggie Bush, "introduced us back in July and we have been dating ever since."

I've never liked anyone who only dates outside of his or her race. So lame. So narrow. So, you have issues. And an athlete? Could we be any more cliche and destined for failure? On a sidenote, Khloe's got Tori Spelling's fugged up slanted nose. I wonder how one would go about fixing that without having to tilt their entire face in the opposite direction?

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Beyonce and Jay-Z Vacation Yacht Pics

By the looks of the body language between Beyonce and Jay-Z together on a yacht on vacation show that a divorce is on the way. Jay-Z hates Beyonce? She's so cute and in love, though.

Jay-Z rather drink his urine than cuddle with B or give her some eye contact. I'm sure they're madly in love, but it would be nice if they could look like it at some point. Beyonce is always the one drooling over her camel. Happy future divorce, y'all!

The married couple is currently in the Caribbean on vacay.


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Charles Barkley Blow Job Quote DUI Arrest

Here is the complete police report for Charles Barkley's DUI arrest in Arizona where he plead no blow job when the police pulled him over for questioning!
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Pete Wentz Ashlee Simpson PURE New Year's Eve Photos

Pete Wentz looks hot. Is it the sideburns, the trimmed facial hair, the highlights? All that grooming makes him look yum. And all that nursing makes Ashlee's boobs look... well, yum also.

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Kathy Griffin Anderson Cooper Video

Kathy Griffin is loud and obnoxious, and that's why we love her. Here's Kathy Griffin with Anderson Cooper on New Year's Eve being foul.


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Tom Cruise Wants 10 Kids Quote

Stepford Katie Holmes will be forced to have at least two more, but I'm not sure Tom will meet his 10 children quota.

"I want 10 children. I love kids."

So said the man who will be pushing 0 of those 10 kids through his vag lips. Remember he has two other adopted children with Nicole Kidman whom he never talks about because they aren't as "beautiful" as Suri is.

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Katy Perry Bikini Pics

Katy Perry is hot, but is she hotter in a bikini? Not so much. She's pasty. She needs a tan, and a bikini top that can better support her melons. Impressive?




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Keyshia Cole Concert

By the looks of Keyshia Cole concert pics, the soulful singer gets sexy on stage. We don't mind. Take it off, Keyshia!

From the I Am Music Tour.

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Britney Spears Sandip Soparrkar Dating

Britney Spears met Sandip Soparrkar at a party thrown by Madonna earlier this year, and Britney Spears flew to India for a three-day vacation with Sandip Soparrkar. Sandip may also fly to L.A. to ring in the New Year with Brit Brit.

Sandip Soparrkar is a Bollywood choreographer who worked on her "Womanizer" video.

Britney and Sandip have been dating for three weeks. He's a choreographer and a pin-up in India, and look at those big ears! You know what they say about big ears, dontcha? Nothing! But I do think this dude is pretty handsome. Anywho, Sandip is employed and makes more money than Daddy Dude and Adnan put together. Upgrade!

“Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in India hush-hush as they’re determined to have a relationship just like any other couple. Sandip is very down to earth and keeps Britney grounded. For Christmas, Sandip – or Sandy as Britney calls him – presented her with a traditional Indian sari. She wore it during a candlelit dinner.

“The pair were whispering and giggling all night. Sandy ordered local delicacies including chicken tikka and a cottage cheese curry. Britney was nicking the dough balls from his plate. It was really cute.”

How long before Papa Spears grounds her and puts out a restraining order on Sandip? She was nicking at his dough balls for Christ's sake! That sounds like code for giving head to me, and I'm sure Papa Spears is looking into this.

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John Legend Birthday Piano Cake

John Legend celebrates his 30th birthday Sunday night with a party at New York City's Lucky Strike bowling alley, where the singer was presented with a piano-shaped cake.

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Tony Romo Collapse

Tony Romo collapsed in the shower after last Sunday's 6-444 biggest loss in Dallas Cowboy franchise history. ESPN.com says that medical staff brought in a stretcher, but Tony walked out on his own. Being a good sport, he also answered questions in a post-game news conference shortly after, but he had to be helped to the podium.

Updated word on the ESPN.com street is that Tony may have suffered a rib injury in the second half of the game. Tony has refused to answer questions about his health.

I'm lost. Rib injury = collapsing butt nekkid in a locker room in front of all your boys? I mean, my lower back hurts right now and I dunno if that's gonna effect, like, my ability to do the deuce on the toilet and talk on the phone at the same time. I guess you can never be too cautious. Shit.

Get better, Tony!!


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Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Fight

When I picture a Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson fight, I'd like to think that hair pulling, boob slapping and nipple pinching would promptly ensue, but the brawl would end in a tie. Then round 2 begins in the kitchen, where both hos, armed with dildo and vibrator in hand, viciously attack each other in a sex toy sword fighting session atop the dining room table. Still nude, of course. Then, if both attempts at deciding a clear winner fail, the two hot, naked, sweaty lesbian chicks return to their bedroom where they take turns pleasuring each other. A winner is chosen based on endurance, the first one who comes loses.

However, sadly this is not how things went down last week at Samantha Ronson's house.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's fight sends Samantha to the hospital!!!! The two were in a nuclear screaming match at their Hollywood Hills home.

Neighbors tell us they were going at it for a long time, but it reached a crescendo at around 4:00 AM after one of them screamed at the other, "You never say you love me." The screaming continued and neighbors heard a glass break. Sam then screamed, "If you're gonna break things get out of my house." One neighbor described the conversation as "wailing, with lots of obscenities."

A short time later Sam went to the hospital -- her rep says for exhaustion.

You know it's totally time for Michael Lohan to take to his new blog and blast Lindsay for being abusive, but he would never do that. In Michael's eyes, Samantha Ronson is the problem. Everyone except for himself is the reason why Lindsay doesn't like him. Yes, this story came out on like Christmas Eve, all, but I thought it was just too juicy. Since last week, Lindsay and Sam have been photographed during their daily outtings. Their relationship is in turmoil but they're both trying to hold on for as long as possible. This split will be so ugly.

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Zooey Deschanel Engaged

I like Zooey Deschanel, but her knockoff Katy Perry face kills me. I saw Zooey on Paste magazine yesterday and I didn't wanna pick it up because I thought she was Katy. Their resemblance is way too strong. I haven't seen such freaky lookalike shit like this in Hollyweird since I pointed out that Gayken was looking like LiLo or Owen Wilson resembles Ellen.

Zooey Deschanel is ready to walk down the aisle.

The actress and singer, 28, and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, 32, who is also in the indie band the Postal Service, got engaged before the holidays.Deschanel, currently starring in Yes Man opposite Jim Carrey, also released her first album, Volume One, in March with her band She & Him.

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Lindsay Lohan's Dad Michael Lohan's Website

Lindsay Lohan's mentally challenged and mentally disturbed father Michael Lohan has created a website in hopes of attaining fame and respect. The sad thing about all of this is that he's serious! And he feels the need to receive constant attention and praise for being an immature douchebag.

The rumors that the mentally unstable man child is dispelling with "the TRUTH!" are nothing but rumors posted on gossip blogs. Being the rocket scientist genius person that he is, Mr. Lohan assumes hat every story he reads is true, including that Lindz doesn't write blogs about him. Hey Mike, here's a hint: Lindsay Lohan hates you whether she writes her blogs or not, and she is happy to attach her name to said blog posts. Think about that for a minute and then blog about it.

Here goes most of Mike Lohan's first entry:

What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.

Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, “Samantha is on drugs!”

Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”

WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her?

Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best?

Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!

Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!

NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don’t use people, don’t lie about people, don’t bare false witness, don’t be envious or jealous and certainly don’t LIE!

Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).

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The tabloids and other blogs discuss some of the same things we will. But in most cases, don't even investigate the things they report.

So, if you want The Real Story and you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in.

I never thought I'd say this, but shouldn't Michael Lohan get a stalker? Any takers? I hate this man that much and I'm not calling him Mike Lohan, either. He's just trying to distance himself from the negative public perception that he creates. Try again, and for fug's sake, dress like you're in the 21st century.


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Mariah Carey Cleavage

One doesn't have to search for long in order to get Mariah Carey cleavage pictures. The diva bares freezing temperatures so that she can bare her boobs even if she's freezing. Great idea, dumb bitch!

Mariah Carey won't allow snow and wind chill to ruin her opportunity to flaunt the cleavage. Here she is in full red Dior just about everything in Aspen, then shopping the next day. Work it till your nipples start growing icicles off the tips!


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