Aubrey O'Day is way too fat to be posing naked in Playboy, that's why her pictures were taken nine months before her Playboy issue hits newsstands. Smart, Hef.
Aubrey O'Day will be posing nude in Playboy with what looks to be at least a 15-pound weight gain - I'm a body weight expert on the weekends. Aubrey will be on the cover of the March issue of the men's magazine which hits stands February 13.
Aubrey says she's "honored" to expose her snatch.
"I'm honored to be a part of the Playboy legacy and look forward to my March cover. I directed and produced the shoot, I’m really proud of that... I’m just excited to have shot and produced the shoot myself."
Get this! Playboy knows it's the wrong time for them to take pics of Aubrey's buddha belly and thick thighs - the photoshoot took place in JULY!!!!!!
Aubrey said,
"We actually shot it in July," she said.
For the pictorial she wears "red ruby slippers and not much else," she revealed to Las Vegas Weekly.
Someone should totally make a shirt, 'Don't hate me because I used to be hot' with a picture of Aubrey on it.
Ryan Seacrest was on the red carpet at the 66th annual Golden Globe Awards when he saw Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and morphed into an instant groupie, racing down some platform stairs to yell out, "Hi guys. Brad? Angelina?" Very professional, Ryan.
The two baby makers were getting their pictures taken at the time, however, Brad turned around quickly before Brangelina's assistants prevented Gaycrest from getting any closer. A rejected Ryan wanted the camera off of him so he then transferred hosting duties to E!'s Giuliana and quickly walked away.
On Ryan's KIIS FM show yesterday morning, Ryan whined,
"I don't think Angelina thinks I'm that important. I don't think I'm top of mind for Brad and Angelina. I honestly don't believe they'd know who I was if I walked over there. Here's what I realized when I went down there. I realized quickly that it's against the rules to walk down onto the carpet from the platform."
I think Ryan's problem is that he's seen as a tabloid reporter with a mic. If he didn't have such a history of prying and getting all up in everyone's bidness, Brangelina would possibly talk to him, but during the occassions that they have exchanged words, Ryan gets really personal and stupid and asks Angie what she feeds her kids for breakfast, she gets annoyed, laughs and says "cereal."
I'm sad for Ryan because I know how hard it is to interview celebs on the red carpet sometimes. There's so much room for error, and they stand a few inches from your face and it's very easy to get nervous. The dumb questions from Gaycrest are probably the result of nerves. That being said, this is why I love Brangelina. I don't think I'd talk to any "reporter" who asked me dumb shit either.
While on the red carpet at the Golden Globes Megan Fox disses Alan Aida by saying that she's his doppleganger (a ghostly double of a living person).
"I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Megan was probably on the verge of vomitting because she ate a tic tac on her way there. And she's painfully insecure? Explains why she's still holding onto Brian Austin Green. Megan also noted that Brian didn't accompany her on the red carpet because "he's a man." I guess he's gay then because Megan just so happens to be "a tranny," and "a man" also.
Brian, baby, please cheat on this bitch now. You may already be in the midst of that since you don't accompany her to events, if not, get on it. Megan is an attention seeking, completely clueless girlfriend and she doesn't deserve you - unless you're equally as mentally challenged - in which case, please don't breed.
Kanye West will pose nude. Kanye West says, I made a decision. I wanna make popular music, but I want less fans. I want the freedom of having less fans. It’s like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It’s like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you’d be like, ‘Oh, that’s Björk.’ But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture.”
I just can't see Kanye posing nude - and if he ever does, I wouldn't trust the photos. You know he would have his peen Photoshopped! The kind of third arm Kanye would give himself could have its fingerprints taken or point out criminals in a police line up. I expect a Kanye West penis to be no smaller than absolutely friggin' huge.
Fat ass Kelly Clarkson says that the only reason why she looks good on the cover of her new album All I Ever Wanted is because she was heavily Photoshopped.
we decided the cover of the album and just in case you haven’t seen it i’ll post it! it’s very colorful and they have definitely photo-shopped the crap out of me but i don’t care haha! whoever she is, she looks great ha!
I'm very interested to hear what Kelly will come up with this time around even though the cover art of her album makes me want to boycott it starting now. Those extensions! The low budget background! The horror!
Prince Harry calls one of his Asian Friends "our little Paki friend," tells an officer who's wearing a camouflage veil on his head, "Fuck me, you look like a raghead," and pretends to be on a phone call with the Queen and ends the call by saying, “Send my love to the corgis. I’ve got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You . . . yeah, that’s great.” News of the World says he's mocking the queen, natch. And that he's Racist! Gulp.
... My fave part of the video is at the end when Prince Harry confirms that he has ginger pubic hair. It's an epic moment in indie cinematic film. And who else really wants to see them pubes? Rumor has it that Prince Harry is more hung than his bro, William. This is what reporters should be focusing on...
Back to this blown up "scandal" that has infuriated the Equality and Human Rights Commission... In response, Clarence House issued the following statement,
"Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can be—and is extremely sorry for any offence his words might cause. However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon There is no question that Prince Harry was in any way seeking to insult his friend. Prince Harry is using the term ‘raghead’ to mean Taliban.”
I wasn't offended by Prince Harry's statements at all. He was joking. And bored. And he didn't say anything offense, at least that's what me thinks. Why the tape cuts out after Prince Harry says he has ginger pubes is what folks should be concerned with. What if he whipped it out next?! Where are your priorities, people? Priorities.
Jessica Alba wears a robe to the My Bloody Valentine Premiere. I'm back off of the fence when it comes to Jessica Alba. Today I've landed on the "HATE HER" side of the fence. I was looking at these pictures of her and I was like "OH NO THAT BITCH DIDN'T!" Even if they aren't pajamas, they look like them.
Alas, tomorrow is a new day. I will be back up on the fence waiting to pick a side. Don't make me hate you two days in a row Jessica!
American Idol bikini contestant Katrina Durrell would not have made it through to the next round if she wasn't in a bikini. Katrina Durrell and Kara DioGuardi fought because Kara tried to out-sing her and she won. Katrina has great hair but her body doesn't impress me. I like her attitude, though. She is fiesty!
Kate Winslet is out of breath and moved in this full video of Kate Winslet's major win for Best Actress in Revolutionary Road. During the 2009 Golden Globes Awards Kate forgets Angelina Jolie's name. Score! And she gets teary over Leonardo DiCaprio. Score again!
Kara DioGuardi, American Idol's new fourth judge, is a conceited ass bitch! Kara DioGuardi is the newest addition to American Idol and she thinks she's flawless.
Kara DioGuardi takes great pleasure in letting contestants know that they're just not good enough for the competition. She sugar coats nothing, wears hair extensions and gives good bitch face and persistent stink eye. You can tell this whore looks everyone she encounters up and down and only talks to the prettiest, funnest people around. I see right through her - she's a conceited bitch, but I'm glad she's on American Idol simply because it's more interesting to hear how 4 people vote instead of 3.
Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa named their son Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa because they want him to hate them, himself and life in general. The gorgeous former porn star needs her ovaries removed. This is child abuse plain and simple.
Hollywood is entertained by Ricky Gervais and offended by him as he makes light of one of the greatest tragedies in history, the Holocaust, telling Kate Winslet she picked the right movie for a win. Ricky said,
“Well done Winslet. I told you, do a Holocaust movie and the awards come, didn’t I?”
Oprah Winfrey praises Kate Winslet for baring her real breasts in Kate Winslet's sexually charged softcore porn movie, The Reader. Oprah said that Kate's breasts do what real breasts do and thanks god for 'em. This is why Lady O is so successful.
Whitney Port's nipples are perky and cute. Whitney Port's bikini got loose in the water at a Miami beach and Whitney Port had her first nip slip. The paps caught it because she's currently a Z-lister with a reality show. This would have never been captured a few years ago. Makes a mama proud.
