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Friday, January 23, 2009

Anderson Cooper Stutter Drunk Video


The only thing Anderson Cooper could properly pronounce last night on Anderson Cooper 360 was his own name. Watch Anderson stutter at least a dozen times.






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Veatrice Rice Dies, Jimmy Kimmel's Veatrice Dies of Cancer


Jimmy Kimmel aired this video tribute to his beloved sidekick, Veatrice Rice who died after battling cancer. It feels like this was all so sudden. SO SAD! R.I.P.







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Pete Wentz Black Boots, Pete Wentz Fur Black Boots Pics

Pete Wentz is gay, but he still needs a gay stylist. Pete Wentz is so in touch with his feminine side that he dresses like a woman everyday and he looks so undesirable and gross. Ashlee Simpson must really love him. Love is so blind!





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Diane Sawyer Drunk Video Good Morning America Inauguration Video

I love Diane Sawyer so I say let the woman get drunk and host! She's that good, I can still understand her even though this videos shows that she is hammered!








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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Sassafras Estate Long Island Mansion

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are renting a $60 million Sassafras Estate mansion in the "Gold Coast" area of Long Island's North Shore. The home is big enough for the family of eight and they will be living in their new digs while Angie shoots her new spy thriller movie Salt. The listing claims that the house is a 22,000-square-foot Tudor-style main house, a separate 11-bedroom staff house, a private dock and two helipads
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Kanye West Bisexual Porn Causes Great Rant. Fresh Suit... Nuff said!

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Kanye West went to his blog to address how the hackers are trying to take him down.
Just to be clear, Kanye West is not doing bisexual porn! I think he is making a big mistake. His fan base would grow if he did porn. The gay chubby chasing bears would join Team Kanye ASAP!
YOOOO WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I'M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!! NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY'S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT... HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL! I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!! THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD! .... IT'S NOT OFFICIAL. I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT ... THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO... AND NOW THIS.... SIDEBAR... NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT'S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS... LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS... NUFF SAID!
Oh yeah, I forgot. Kanye doesn't want anymore fans. Well he is doing a good job if his goal is to cut down on the Kanye West Fan population.




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Dakota Fanning in New Moon will Play Jane, Dakota Fanning Jane

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Dakota Fanning did not have to audition to play Jane in Twilight sequel New Moon because she was offered the role. Dakota Fanning is currently in negotiations to play one of the deadliest vampires in the world, a role she is made for with her already crimson eyes. The 15-year-old is perfect for this. Please make this work, people!

New Moon is scheduled to begin filming in March.







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Kevin Federline Dancing With the Stars

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ABC is in talks to get Kevin Federline to join the cast of Dancing with the Stars Season Eight. I'd put that shit on season pass on my TiVo just to see K-Fed work off all that chub. The former back up dancer has notoriously been getting pudgy. Plus he is setting a bad example for his boys. Jayden and Sean need to know they can't live off of mommy's money forever.

Britney Spears' infamous baby-daddy is allegedly giving it a serious thought. The new season starts in March.

God I wish this were true.


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Kelly Osbourne Rehab AGAIN

The Osbourne family is one effed up group of white folks! Ozzy's daughter Kelly Osbourne just can't seem to get it right. Ozzy can't seem to get it right either, Sharon attacks women half her age and Jack seems to be the only somewhat stable one. What is it about white folks and drugs? Seriously. Just saying.

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I was just saying a couple weeks ago that Kelly Osbourne was looking good. Ever since then it seems like everything has gone down hill. She was recently arrested for slapping a bitch. Now Sharon Osbourne has confirmed to Radar Online that Kelly is back in rehab.

"Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it."

Sharon didn't want to reveal the location of the rehab facility where Kelly will be for at at least the next 30 days, except to say that it was outside the L.A. area. Nor did she want to discuss what she's getting help for. "Kelly will tell you herself when she gets out," Sharon promised. "We just pray that everything's going to be okay."

Sharon said that Kelly had been working steadily with her, dad Ozzy Osbourne and brother Jack on Fox TV's new Osbournes Relodaded variety show prior to her entering rehab. "She been working right up until she went in."

Her voice choking with emotion, Sharon ended by saying, "This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice. "However, we are all very glad Kelly's doing it."
It's so disappointing, but it's good that she's getting help. Kelly struggled with a painkiller addiction back in 2004 when she checked in to rehab. A little over a year after that Kelly checked into another drug treatment center after she relapsed. We can only speculate that this is the case again.




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Rachel McAdams Josh Lucas Dating

After four years of trying to turn a movie into reality Rachel McAdams has given up on Ryan Gosling and is hooking up with Josh Lucas.

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The two attended the Purple Ball last Tuesday where they had some PDA.
“They were so lovey-dovey, nibbling on each other’s necks, gazing into each other’s eyes and doing a lot of flirty touching.”


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Pink and Carey Hart Dating Again

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We all saw this coming. Pink and Carey Hart may be destiny.

Hart has now moved into the singer’s Malibu, Calif., home.
“Pink is head over heels for Carey and wants to try it again, but she is proceeding cautiously … it never really ended. They just took a break on the marriage because they couldn’t make it work never seeing each other. She never gave up hope that it would work.”
How to Have a Successful Break-up 101: Don't text, call, go jogging with or suck face at parties with your ex. If you do, don't act surprised when y'all move on from the break-up fuckship to the full-on 'let's try this out again and start over!' relationship.

Folk should learn how to break-up properly. Life without your +1 hurts, but the distance also provides space for self-refection, growth and pin-pointing your mistakes and discovering ways to prevent them in the future. Without space, the same issues that caused conflict the first time around reappear and thrive, only with more tension and less resolve.




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Jennifer Love Hewitt Us Weekly Article About Hewitt's Breakups and Behavior

After Us Weekly featured a slender Jennifer Love Hewitt on the cover and a multi-page feature about how she's looking great, the trash tabloid is slamming her in an embarrassing new cover story.

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The brutal article claims that Jennifer is the bat shit psycho girlfriend men have nightmares about. It claims that Jen dumped her fiance and that she be crazy.
Apparently JLH would call Ross McCall several times during the day when he couldn’t accompany her on the set of Ghost Whisperer and demand that he tell her he missed her. And couldn’t wait to be with her. “I want to hear you say you love me”.

On the rare occasion when he’d beg her to stop smothering him, she’d freak out and wail – something about trust issues lingering from her parents’ divorce.
Then there’s the whole weight issue. You’ll recall she was photographed on the beach looking like a normal sized person last year but was ridiculed in the tabloids. At the time, she claimed she was proud of her body, but then went on to lose 20 pounds anyway.

Jen also pulls a Blake Lively!
Supposedly the costume department on her show is on high alert all the time for when her clothes don’t fit. She keeps insisting she’s a 2 when in reality she’s closer to a 6. And when she tries on a 2 that is too tight, she demands that another 2 or a 4 be found in its place.
Us also claims that John Mayer didn't write "Wonderland" about her bod. Great way to kick her in the fivehead when she's down! I so want the bitch to retaliate, too. Some shiz about how she really is a size 2 and how she's empowering women by letting the world know that she's a single size 2 woman!... Yeah, that would work. But how embarrassing is this story?! Who's gonna wanna date Jen now?!

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2009 Oscar Awards Nominations, Complete List - Benjamin Button Leads

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Although Benjamin Button dominates the Oscar Award nominations, Slumdog Millionaire trails not too far behind, scoring an impressive 10 nominations while Button picks up 13. And while Brad Pitt has picked up his second Best Actor nod, the academy snubbed Leonardo DiCaprio for Revolutionary Road, Clint Eastwood for Gran Torino, Cate Blanchett for Benjamin Button and Best Picture for Dark Knight.

Best Picture

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • Frost/Nixon

  • Milk

  • The Reader

  • Slumdog Millionaire

Best Actor

  • Richard Jenkins, The Visitor

  • Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon

  • Sean Penn, Milk

  • Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

Best Actress

  • Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married

  • Angelina Jolie, Changeling

  • Melissa Leo, Frozen River

  • Meryl Streep, Doubt

  • Kate Winslet, The Reader

Best Supporting Actor

  • Josh Brolin, Milk

  • Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder

  • Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt

  • Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight

  • Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road

Best Supporting Actress

  • Amy Adams, Doubt

  • Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona

  • Viola Davis, Doubt

  • Taraji Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • Marissa Tomei, The Wrestler

Best Director

  • Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire

  • David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon

  • Stephen Daldry, The Reader

  • Gus Van Sant, Milk

Best Original Screenplay

  • Frozen River

  • Milk

  • In Bruges

  • Happy-Go-Lucky

  • Wall*E

Best Adapted Screenplay

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • Doubt

  • Frost/Nixon

  • The Reader

  • Slumdog Millionaire

Best Animated Film

  • Bolt

  • Kung Fu Panda

  • Wall*E

Best Foreign Language Film


  • The Baader Meinhof Complex

  • The Class

  • Departures

  • Revanche

  • Waltz With Bashir

Best Art Direction

  • Changeling

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • The Dark Knight

  • The Duchess

  • Revolutionary Road

Cinematography


  • Changeling

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • The Dark Knight

  • The Reader

  • Slumdog Millionaire

Sound Mixing


  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • The Dark Knight

  • Slumdog Millionaire

  • Wall*E

  • Wanted

Sound Editing

  • The Dark Knight

  • Iron Man

  • Slumdog Millionaire

  • Wall*E

  • Wanted

Original Score

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • Defiance

  • Milk

  • Slumdog Millionaire

  • WALL*E

Original Song

  • "Down to Earth" from WALL*E

  • "Jai Ho" from Slumdog Millionaire

  • "O Saya" from Slumdog Millionaire

Costume

  • Australia

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • The Duchess

  • Milk

  • Revolutionary Road

Documentary Feature

  • The Betrayal

  • Encounters at the End of the World

  • The Garden

  • Man on Wire

  • Trouble the Water

Documentary (short subject):

  • The Conscience of Nhem En

  • The Final Inch

  • Smile Pinki

  • The Witness — From the Balcony of Room 306

Makeup

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • The Dark Knight

  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Animated Short Film

  • La Maison en Petits Cubes

  • Lavatory — Lovestory

  • Oktapodi

  • Presto

  • This Way Up

Live Action Short Film

  • Auf der Strecke (On the Line)

  • Manon on the Asphalt

  • New Boy

  • The Pig

  • Spielzeugland (Toyland)

Visual Effects

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • The Dark Knight

  • Iron Man

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Katy Perry Celibacy Quote Just a Joke?

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Katy Perry is saying that she's a slut and that's why she's not taking a vow of celibacy, she says her quote was taken out of context. Katy Perry told TV Guide,
"I've actually taken a vow of celibacy this year. No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry."
I dunno what this bitch has to do in order to make me like her, even a lil bit.

My hatred began with her annoying, gets-stuck-in-your-head song, then it continued when I found out she wrote it about ScarJo, someone she never met nor kissed, and my hatred just grows deeper like everyday.

The only thing that can cure it is when her 15 minutes implode. It'll happen, but I'm impatient. I want it to happen yesterday. If Katy were Ashlee Simpson, a chick I like, I'd think her quote above was cute, a lil funny even. But coming from an attention whore, it's contrived and stupid and something she will probably write another fucking song about. "I kissed a cat and I liked it!" Then the cat scratched your throat out, bitch. I'm bad! I know, just saying.



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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Caroline Kennedy Drops Senate Win Because She Wasn't Going to Win

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Caroline Kennedy didn't know what she was going into and she sounds like a liar. Caroline Kennedy said she was running to preserve the Kennedy Senate seat legacy, and now she drops out?!

Caroline Kennedy has withdrawn her name from consideration to take over Hillary Clinton's vacant Senate seat in New York, the daughter of the 35th President of the United States announced early Thursday.

On Wednesday, Kennedy, 51, telephoned the state's Gov. David A. Paterson, whose decision it is to choose Clinton's replacement, and apparently expressed her concern for her uncle, Senator Edward M. Kennedy, according to The New York Times.
In a brief statement released by her spokesperson, Caroline Kennedy said only, "I informed Governor Paterson today that for personal reasons I am withdrawing my name from consideration for the United States Senate."
The elder Kennedy, 76, suffered a seizure Tuesday during President Obama's inaugural lunch and is being treated for a malignant brain tumor first diagnosed in May. He was released from the hospital on Wednesday.

Paterson is expected to announce his decision regarding the Senate seat on Saturday, according to The Times. Clinton resigned from the Senate late Wednesday, immediately after she was sworn in as secretary of state.

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George Clooney ER Finale

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ER co-creator John Wells has ordered a closed set to keep Clooney’s appearance under wraps. It’s not known how many episodes will feature Clooney as the show films its final season. Neither NBC nor Warner Bros. reps would comment, nor did Clooney’s publicist.
Clooney’s Dr. Doug Ross was last seen on ER in a 2000 cameo walk-through in a remote lake scene with Ross’s ex-Juliana Marguilies. Clooney is the most famous ER alum and Wells has always wanted him to return for the show’s last season.

It's good to know that George Clooney's ego is just the right size. I was beginning to think he thought he was too good to return to the show that made him a household name, but he's not!

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Rush Limbaugh on Barack Obama, 'I Hope He Fails,' Radio Show Transcript

The day Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States is the same day that Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves to spew his redundant hate speech rhetoric. He's like a male version of Ann Coulter.

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"My hope, and please understand me when I say this. I disagree fervently with the people on our side of the aisle who have caved and who say, 'Well, I hope he succeeds. We've got to give him a chance.' Why? They didn't give Bush a chance in 2000.

Before he was inaugurated, the search-and-destroy mission had begun. I'm not talking about search-and-destroy, but I've been listening to Barack Obama for a year-and-a-half. I know what his politics are. I know what his plans are, as he has stated them. I don't want them to succeed.

"If I wanted Obama to succeed, I'd be happy the Republicans have laid down. And I would be encouraging Republicans to lay down and support him. Look, what he's talking about is the absorption of as much of the private sector by the U.S. government as possible, from the banking business, to the mortgage industry, the automobile business, to health care. I do not want the government in charge of all of these things.

I don't want this to work. So I'm thinking of replying to the guy, 'Okay, I'll send you a response, but I don't need 400 words, I need four: I hope he fails.' (interruption) What are you laughing at? See, here's the point. Everybody thinks it's outrageous to say. Look, even my staff, 'Oh, you can't do that.' Why not? Why is it any different, what's new, what is unfair about my saying I hope liberalism fails? Liberalism is our problem. Liberalism is what's gotten us dangerously close to the precipice here. Why do I want more of it? I don't care what the drive-by story is. I would be honored if the drive-by media headlined me all day long: 'Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails.' Somebody's gotta say it."

I'm actually glad that Rush said this. He's just inspiring Barack to do a great job! Nothing is more motivating than proving your haters wrong. Gobama!

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Denzel Washington Arrives Three Hours Early For Barack's Inauguration

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No one was gonna get in the way of Denzel Washington and Barack Obama's inauguration! The Oscar winning actor was so serious about attending Barack Obama's inauguration that he arrived three hours early! He was also reportedly the perfect gentlemen to attendees nearby, making small talk and posing for pics.

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Megan Fox Pictures

As you can see, Megan Fox looks naturally stunning and sexy no matter what.

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Michelle Obama Inaugural Ball Dress, Inauguration Dress

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Michelle Obama lime green colored, thick Jason Wu dress and senior citizen coat at the inauguration swearing-in ceremony is a fashion miss! The color is beautiful on Michelle and her gloves matched perfectly, but the dress does nothing for her figure and the broach puts the final touch on her grandmama, matron-like wardrobe. Not a good look. Jill Biden on the other hand was fierce!

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Next, Michelle wore ruffled toilet paper and cotton balls in her one-strap white dress for the inaugural ball. I feel like she's too petite from the waist up to really pull off an over the shoulder, thick strapped dress. The cotton balls did nothing for me, and my friend said she looks like a cake. I agree! Except I don't wanna eat her.

Anyway, two snaps to Michelle Obama for putting 26-year-old inaugural ball dress designer Jason Wu on the map!!! And two more snaps for dressing her daughters in J. Crew coats.

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I'm pretty excited to observe Michelle's first lady fashions. She's gonna change things up much more than Hillary "pant suit" Clinton ever would. Jill Biden's gonna be gorgeous too. It's gonna be fun, all!

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Barack and Michelle's Dance to Beyonce's At Last, Full Video


Barack Obama truly adores Michelle Obama even though she can't dress for shit! Barack and Michelle are shown here slow dancing to Beyonce's "At Last." Beyonce looked elegant for the occasion, but her arms look fatter in that frock. Luvs that she got choked up at the end. She did a good job.



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Aretha Franklin's Hat Is Amazing! You're Just Jealous.

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What should be focused on was Aretha Franklin's performance. Her rendition of "Let Freedom Ring" was soulful and moving. And her hat is gorgeous. I'd like to hear this Kristi Gustafon whore attempt to hit one of Aretha's notes or sing with any soul whatsoever.

On Tuesday, bloggers criticized Franklin -- who turned in a rousing performance of "Let Freedom Ring" at the inauguration ceremony -- for wearing the hat, which featured an enormous rhinestone-studded bow.
"What was up with Aretha Franklin's hat at the inauguration? While it's quite Aretha-like, between the shape and the bow and the glitter she reminded me of the ball atop Times Square on New Year's Eve. Tone it down, honey, this is not your day," wrote blogger Kristi Gustafson on Timesunion.com.
Kristi, effing bitch, wearing big hats is a tradition of black culture. It's how we dress up for fancy events, there is no other event comparable to the inauguration of the first black president of the United States. Dumb ho, Aretha was simply what wearing what us African Americans would call her "Sunday best." Second, it was cold, another reason why she was probably wearing a hat - she did not want to freeze in the double digit wind chill weather.

Some bloggers really make me feel uneasy. I don't ever wanna just diss anything because it's my job.

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Ted Kennedy Seizure

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Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Massachusetts, sent reporters and Inaugural luncheon attendees into a frenzy after he had a seizure at the U.S. Capitol's Statuary Hall.

He has since been released from the hospital. Details on his latest health scare:
Dr. Edward Aulisi, chairman of the neurosurgery department at Washington Hospital Center, said Kennedy's doctors "believe the incident was brought on by simple fatigue."
"Sen. Kennedy is awake, talking with family and friends, and feeling well," the doctor said Tuesday. Paramedics were called to the Capitol at 2:35 p.m. ET. An ambulance took Kennedy to Washington Hospital Center.

"Sen. Kennedy had a seizure" which "lasted a while," a Republican House member told CNN. The member said Kennedy was still experiencing seizures when he was put in a wheelchair and taken out of the room where the luncheon was held.

Sen. John Kerry, the junior senator from Massachusetts, accompanied Kennedy to the hospital. He told reporters Tuesday that Kennedy was alert and in good spirits.
"He has his Irish up," Kerry said. "Ted Kennedy is going to be back in the Senate fighting for the things he cares about." Kerry quoted Kennedy's wife, Vicki, as saying, "It just goes with the territory. It is part of the battle he is fighting," Kerry said.



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Barack Obama Messed Up, Barack Obama Presidential Oath Video

Contrary to popular belief, Barack Obama did not stutter, stumble or mess up his 35-word presidential oath. Barack memorized the speech, it is Supreme Court Chief Justice Edwards who forgot the words! This is Chief Justice Edwards first ever public mistake! It just so happened to occur during a major historic event.








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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Barack Obama Inaugural Address Full Video and Photos

Although Barack Obama was stuttering and making mistakes when he took his Presidential oath, Barack Obama's full inaugural address video showcases that his speech was strong, vicious, unapologetic, passionate and uplifting. Barack Obama did a great job with his lengthy 18:10 speech. Enjoy.




Brooke Hogan My Life Would Suck Without You

Listen to Brooke Hogan's My Life Would Suck Without You. Brooke got the attention she craved with this horrible rendition, dumb Z-list bitch.

Pink Bikini Pics, Pink Bikini Photos

Pink is not only extremely unattractive without makeup, but as you can tell from these Pink bikini pictures, she also has the physique of a buff man - no boobs, thick thunder thighs that could kill while you go down on her, and a burnt up ass!

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Alyson Hannigan Baby Bump

Alyson Hannigan's baby bump is huge, and so is her fat face!

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Kendra Wilkinson Apologizes to Hugh Hefner for Us Magazine Interview

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Kendra Wilkinson says,
"I'm more upset at myself with what I said. I'm really bad at interviews, and anyone who knows me knew I meant no harm...I'm a goofball. Mostly, I'm very sorry to have hurt Hef...Playboy made me who I am, and Hef has done more for me than anyone else.
Kendra was so sorry, she stopped by the Mansion to apologize in person. "Hef was hurt, but he understands," she says. "He knows me and knows what came out of the article was not me at all."
And about those sex-on-the-side remarks?

"I said that I snuck sex every now and then, and I can't take that back," she says.
Kendra also added that in her heart she will "always love Hef and Playboy."

I respect Kendra's honesty, but not at the expense of the man who made her. I still just wanna pop her implants.


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Kelly Osbourne Arrest Zoe Griffin

Here's a picture of the woman Kelly Osbourne slapped, Zoe Griffin. The SoHo club brawl began after Zoe Griffin called Kelly's fiance Luke Worrall "stupid" because he didn't know how earthquakes are caused.

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Kelly was at a SoHo club when Zoe insulted her man, prompting the attack.
'She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of 29 August 2008.' She has been bailed until a date in March.”
In an interview with Closer magazine, Kelly said,
'I’ve never been this mushy with anybody ever before, but this time I can’t help it. He’s perfect. Everything about him is brilliant. 'I’m happy. I love him and I’d do anything for him.'
Isn't this romantical? You know it's love when you're ready to fuck a ho up when she says some shiz about your dude! I wanna slap that Zoe bitch myself just because she needs to whiten her teeth and cover up her fivehead.





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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix Rap Video


Joaquin Phoenix showcases his rapping skills in this bootleg video taken from a recent performance in Hollywood. Move over Eminem!


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Jeremy Piven Good Morning America Video Mercury Poisoning


Watch Jeremy Piven's GMA interview. When Diane Sawyer asks Jeremy Piven about his alleged mercury poisoning, he tells her that he's not a doctor and doesn't even play one.




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Katie Holmes Miu Miu



Katie Holmes has never looked better in these fierce Katie Holmes Miu Miu photos. If only she'd stop dressing like a man and a retired librarian all the time, she could actually look attractive to heterosexual men from time to time.




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Madonna Hairy Crotch Photo, Madonna Crotch 1979

Madonna's naked nude bare vagina pictures have surfaced again! In these close up Madonna crotch shots, Madonna's hairy vagina in 1979 has rebellious pubes that could be braided. She also didn't shave her legs. She's just as nasty as they come.

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Beyonce Sings Obamas' First Dance Song, At Last


Beyonce's "At Last" rendition is so moving and beautiful. The married 27-year-old singer volunteered to perform at Barack Obama's inauguration party and the President-Elect is allowing her to do just that for the very coveted first dance performance.

Beyonce says,
"I am so honored that I will be performing for President Obama and the First Lady. To sing 'At Last' while they have their first dance is a dream come true," says the Grammy-award winner. "I could not be more honored and excited that they have asked me to be part of this moment in history."

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US Airways Flight 1549

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NO ONE has mentioned that US Airways Flight 1549 passengers have lost their carry-on luggage! ALL electronics are soaking, actual cash, jewelry, clothing, gifts, books... these passengers have lost irreplaceable items. Of course they're thrilled to be alive to talk about it, but when their relief subsides, they will be pissed!

I remember when I was driving at the bottom of a hill one time - an extremely steep hill - and I ran a stop sign because I didn't see it. A speeding truck, and I mean speeding due to an accelerated pace caused by the gravity of the hill or just cause he was speeding, came racing down the hill. I was nowhere near to being clear of the truck's path. I gassed it and I barely missed that major collision.

I pulled over to the side of the road where my entire body shook for a few minutes. When I stopped freakin' out, I was livid that my huge Big Gulp from 7 Eleven had splattered all over the floor of the car! Sure, I was safe and uninjured, but I was thirsty and pissed! Priorities, people. If I were a passenger on flight 1549, my losses accrued would be exponentially greater than that of a few dozen ounces of fructose and water. I feel for them.

Sidenote: Some passengers didn't have their life vests inflated, I'm guessing the ones not wearing a life vest are swimmers. I strongly believe passengers should be able to board a plane with a mock plane crash course so that they'll be familiar with what they need to do when it matters. Obviously I can be a cautious person. This is the same reason why I drive on an empty gas tank sometimes but make sure that I have at least one bar's worth of battery power available on my cell phone. Priorities, people.


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Kimora Lee Simmons Pregnant 2009

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After months and months of trying to conceive with model-actor Djimon Honsou, Kimora Lee Simpson is finally pregnant again. In September Kimora said that she has sex "everyday" so that she can get knocked up.

It was also reported today that E! wanted to pull the plug on her reality show. Seems a little coincidental to me! Kimora probably didn't want the show to end, so she told her publicist to leak the story. How could E! pass up a knocked up Kimora Lee? All fat and miserable. It's trash TV gold... in theory. I'm calling this one a publicity stunt to save her show. If she's not pregnant now, she better get to it.

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Anne Hathaway recently consulted a New York city surgeon for a breast augmentation. Anne Hathaway lost 20lbs recently and now feels insecure about the size of her chest. I can't imagine Anne with bigger boobs. She's so skinny, it just wouldn't look right.


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Kelis Baby Bump

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Kelis, 29, and her husband, rapper Nas, 35, are expecting.
"It's all they are talking about. She is carrying hip-hop royalty! They are so excited."
The couple tied the knot in a small ceremony in Atlanta in January 2005.

Kelis is already baby bumpin' even though she's currently in her first trimester. Congrats!

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Kendra Wilkinson Sex

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Kendra Wilkinson says, “I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it.” Kendra Willkinson speaks the truth, having sex makes her feel like a "healthy human being." What a fucking idiot. Kendra says she would leave the mansion to make fuck but that Bridget remained faithful to her suga papa.
“I was like ‘How the hell can you do that?’ I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being.”
Kendra also says that her relationship with Hef was somewhat estranged, “Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office — there were never solo dates … The most we kind of say to each other is, ‘I love you,’ ‘Love you too,’ ‘I hope you have a good day,’ ‘Did you have a good day?’”

Kendra also confessed that Hef was "controlling" by keeping tabs on his hoes. Me thinks he was smart because he knows how skanky his bitches are! Whenever Kendra or Hef's other bitches left the mansion, staff would write down the time that they left and returned in a book and give that to Hugh who would review it every mornin'.

What I personally feel is the toughest restriction of all is that the girls had to spend their holidays at the Mansion!

Oh, and they were also paid $1,000/week for an allowance. Additionally, the girls were only allowed to collect appearance fees, that's it. Kendra is all mighty now, claiming,
Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time … Hef made me feel beautiful. Now I’m totally against [Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that.”
My local news covered this story last night. They also said that Kendra is having second thoughts about getting married at the mansion and that she wants her brother to walk her down the aisle.

Well, there's no need for having second thoughts, Hugh probably hates Kendra now! Kendra was a professional whore and she knew what she was getting into - have sex with Hef, get fame out of it. Deal. Now she's hating on Hugh's current girls because she's getting hitched? Or maybe she feels dirty now, which is kind of sad.

Either way, this slut is a cheater and she's marrying a professional football player. At least they both will be cheating on each other, probably simultaneously, too. A couple that cheats together... brings home diseases together. All together now - Awwwwwww!


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Jennifer Hudson Superbowl

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Jennifer Hudson's national anthem Super Bowl performance will be the first time Jennifer Hudson hits the stage since her mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew were brutally murdered last fall.

On Feb. 6, five days later, JHud will perform at a Grammys' MusiCares event at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Jennifer is also up for four Grammys.

Reading about this story made me feel so warm and fuzzy, and I know I'm not alone. I'm so happy that Jennifer has been given space to grieve. It seems like the media has really allowed her to have her moments. She's done everything right, taking time off and getting back into the game when she's ready. I can not wait for her Super Bowl performance. I'll probably be screaming my lungs out cheering at the TV as if she can hear me.

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Fergie Wedding Pics, Fergie Wedding Photos with Josh Duhamel

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Although Fergie's wedding dress looks cheap, strange and ugly, Fergie looked beautiful and she had a wonderful time marrying hottie Josh Duhamel. After Fergie tied the knot the first thing she told attendees was "I'm married, bitches!" Everyone then started cheering and screaming and it was "like being at a rock concert."

The Jan 10. nuptials were held at a private 8,000-square-foot Church Estate Vineyard in Malibu, California. Josh told Fergie to "keep it together, you big baby!" when she was tearing up as she walked down the aisle.

From methhead to marrying someone prettier than her, Fergie has come a long way. Congrats!!

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Victoria Beckham Armani Underwear Pictures, Photos

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Victoria Beckham looks sexy and tired in her new Victoria Beckham Armani underwear black and white photos. Posh starves herself and she gets gigs because of it.


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Britney Spears Justin Timberlake Yatai Asian Tapas Bar

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Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake recent run-in was extremely awkward.

Britney Spears ran into ex Justin Timberlake at Yatai Asian Tapas Bar in West Hollywood Monday night. Timberlake was in the middle of a late-night dinner with current girlfriend Jessica Biel when Spears walked through the door with her mom Lynne around 10 p.m.
While “Jessica looked gorgeous,” Spears “didn’t look the best, but she probably thought no one would see her, as this restaurant isn’t usually a hot spot." The witness describes the restaurant as “so small…like the size of a living room,” and the situation as “uncomfortable."

“Jessica and Justin looked to be slumping down in their seats to avoid [Spears]. She left 30 minutes later. Shortly afterward, Justin and Jessica got in their car and left.”
While I realize slumping down is extremely douchey, it's also completely understandable. The slump is a knee jerk reaction when you see someone that you don't want to see out in public. I have also been known to cover my face with my hand. It's extremely pathetic, but necessary. Being that I am a nasty bitch, I piss a lot of people off. I completely empathize with Justin, but not with Jessica Biel. I have no clue what it's like to live my life as a woman while having a penis and scrotum. Not that I think being a pre-op transsexual is bad by any means.

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Lil Kim Notorious Movie Portrayal is Good, Upsets Lil Kim

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After watching Notorious last night, it is evident that the only reason why Lil Kim complained about her character's portrayal is because she wants more fans to see it. Notorious does Lil Kim A LOT of justice and she was actually portrayed to be much prettier and decent than the former prostitute has ever been in real life.

Lil Kim lets everyone know how she feels about her depiction in the film.

“The film studio and producers involved were more concerned about painting me as a ‘character’ to create a more interesting story line instead of a person with talent, self-respect and who was able to achieve her own career success through hard work.”
She added: “Even though my relationship with Big was at times very difficult and complicated (as with most relationships we have all experienced at one time or another), it was also genuine and built on great admiration and love for each other. Regardless of the many lies in the movie and false portrayal of me to help carry a story line through, I will still continue to carry his legacy through my hard work and music.”
Kim is a picky bitch, so I have a feeling anything producers did would piss her off. In fact I think this whole releasing a statement thing is just a tactic to get herself a piece of the pie. Now she is just trying to make the movie about her.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2 Spoilers

Bravo's no.1 reality show is back for its second season, which promises to bring more drama than the first ever could. Now that NeNe is out on the street, kicked out of her mansion and Kim is dropping her future Grammy winning country album, it only makes sense that DeShawn "boring and bloated" Snow would get the boot. She's just not cut out for anything that doesn't have to do with eating or smiling incessantly. We won't miss you, darling. And hit the gym, bitch!



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Britney Spears Calabasas Mansion Photos

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Here are pictures of Britney Spears new $9.1 million mansion in Calabasas, California. Britney Spears is currently renting the 10,000 square foot property.
The gardens will give her young sons more than an acre to run around in as they play in the rose garden and swim in the glass mosaic pool. All the interiors are built from the finest limestone, marble, walnut hardwood parquet and plank flooring, imported European stone mosaics and limestone fireplaces.

The master bedroom includes a separate large designer dressing room including garment, shoe and bag storage. And Britney can prepare for her day in a custom bathroom suite with a dry sauna, steam shower and bath that extends onto a balcony spanning across the rear elevation of the estate. Her cars cans be stored below ground in a garage with two auto lifts.

And if that isn’t enough Britney can spend time in the craft room, mud room, maid’s quarters or three other bedroom suites.
It looks fabulous! I think it's great that she's moving out of her current residence. It's filled with bad memories of douche bags and drama. Britney needs a place where she can just chill. It's also nice because this new place is gated. No more crazy paps coming after her. That will be good for the boys

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For the Love of Ray-J Girls

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Ray-J is stepping into the shoes of Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels with For the Love of Ray-J. The show is just like any other disturbing VH1 show. Fourteen "ladies" will compete for the heart of Ray-J. The show starts February 2nd at 10:30. I have no clue how they get away with this shit. They should air this show at 2:oo am on Cinemax.

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Britney Spears' Womanizer Cover Audio and Video Performance

What do you think of this Womanizer cover? Better than Britney Spears' version?



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Blake Lively Size Zero

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The wardrobe crew on the set of Gossip Girl remove tags from Blake Lively's clothing to keep Blake Lively delusional and happy in "size zero" clothing.

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Now after Blake was spotted sporting a light gut in her Nina Garcia Golden Globes dress, everyone is saying that she refuses to wear anything but a zero. If true, bitch obviously refuses to step on a scale. Why get all caught up in a number when you look smoking hot anyway? There is no way Blake is a zero, she looks like a healthy size 5, she's got wide hips, but she also has the curves to even it out. She should embrace it, and don't forget the spanx next time! :)

There ain't nothin' size zero about those hips, honey!

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Ann Coulter Video Interview


Ann Coulter's heart is where compassion goes to die. Ann Coulter is a stone cold, man faced disease of a human being and it's sad to watch how devastatingly desperate the woman is for attention.


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Joe the Plumber Samuel Wurzelbacher Interview Video


n Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher says that journalists "make a big deal out of" wars, which he thinks is "asinine."

"I'll be honest with you. I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what's happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I-I think it's asinine... Now everyone's got an opinion and wants to downer--and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers.
I think media should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting. You know, war is hell. And if you're gonna sit there and say, 'Well look at this atrocity,' well you don't know the whole story behind it half the time, so I think the media should have no business in it."
I am waaaay confused. Because reporters may not know the "whole story," they have no business investigating and seeking out the truth? The functions of journalism include research, disseminating information to the public to inform, educate and assist. Reporters gives voices to the voiceless. The crazy thing is that you can tell that this man is actually serious about what he says.


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