Kim Kardashian Cellulite Photoshop

In Kim Kardashian's Complex magazine photos Kim Kardashian's skin was bleached, her legs and waist went under the knife for some liposuction and her baby hairs were removed from her fo' head. The veins and light spots on her thighs have also magically disappeared.

I don't mind Photoshop and airbrushing, although I'll never endorse bleaching one's skin, but if you're going to take off about 18 pounds from someone, their boobs should also be smaller. Nope! The breasts always remain the same size, if not enlarged, while the rest of the body is butchered.

Tammy Bruce Michelle Obama

Tammy Bruce is unqualified to say anything about Michelle Obama. What does Tammy Bruce know about being black?! Nothing. She knows as much about that as I know about a white person being called a wigger, redneck, white trash, cracker, dumb blonde or etc. I am unqualified to speak of a white person's struggle and she is unqualified to speak of a black person's struggle.

Alright. I am done. Rant over. That was exhausting and I am glad that the "trash in the White House" is able to bring taboo topics to the forefront of discussion among the youth and adults alike.

Audrina Patridge Cocaine, Drug Addict

I took one look at Audrina and thought 'eating disorder!' Then I took one look at Justin Bobby and thought, 'they do drugs, before, after and during sex.'

And to think, even while Ceiling Eyes is on drugs she's still way boring? As Lily Allen said, some people really are bad at taking drugs.

Romi claimed she regularly supplied Audrina with cocaine, saying, "not only do I carry the drugs for Audrina but I also frequently sell it to her for free stash."

Romi elaborated on the beach house and the 4th of July 2008 party being filmed for the The Hills and how she was forced to go back and forth between that house and the DKNY house to ferry drugs back and forth to the reality show star.

As of December 2008, another source reports that according to Romi, she is now supplying Audrina with Hydrocodone and Oxycontin as well.

Twitter: Demi Moore Ass

Ashton Kutcher posted a link to a photo of Demi Moore's butt. Demi is in shape and she is sexier than me even though she could be my grandmother.

Love Sex Magic Video - What do you think?

Dean Sheremet Gay

LeAnn Rimes' husband, Dean "Rainbow" Sheremet, is a bonafide homosexual. As you would expect, LeAnn has been careful to cover up his homosexuality for years so it doesn't create some major public embarrassment for her.

Confirmed sources say that on several occasions they have witnessed Dean (or Rainbow as we now call him) making out with and performing fellatio on make-up artist, Neil Robertson.

Neil was a fresh make up artist out of the adult industry and was on tour and did appearances with LeAnn for almost 2 years. Go figure! Real job security!

Come on, she has to get it somewhere!

LeAnn should just hurry up with the divorce before she makes more money that she'll lose in the divorce proceedings and alimony payments. The sooner she cuts ties, the better. Lucky for her they don't have any kiddos.

Lindsay Lohan Fornarnia Video

Lindsay Lohan is trying to avoid her destiny in the adult entertainment industry by lending her talents to fine works such as this Fornarnia ad.

Alexis Grace

Something about Alexis Grace's bony ass bothers me, but she should not have been sent home last night. This leaves one open slot for the top 4 on American Idol following yesterday's story that the show is rigged. I'm hoping that Allison Iraheta, the Latina Kelly Clarkson, will make it all the way to the top 3!

Danny Gokey is overrated. He's too much of a teddy bear and should be playing a heartthrob on some CW show instead. Allison, on the other hand, rocks my world as does gay Adam Lambert and sassy Lil Rounds.

Grace, a 21-year-old single mother from Memphis, Tenn., also had the least number of viewer voters for her Tuesday performance of Dolly Parton's "Jolene."

Replied Grace, "I wish I could've done better. But, you know, things happen for a reason."